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Guest judgetwi
12 minutes ago, Neil said:

Just what did this 'respectable' waitress expect or indeed want from her nights shift?.Dressed like that I expect she was after a new car or holiday and i reckon she probably would have got it.If not if she would like to contact me direct I'll see what I can raise.

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Hold on.....are these rich cunts smoking indoors? Fucking cunts should be identified and arrested. What a fucking liberty!

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4 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Hold on.....are these rich cunts smoking indoors? Fucking cunts should be identified and arrested. What a fucking liberty!

Hold on,I put a picture up and THATS what you notice?.Come on man,you'd fucking smash that arse out of site wouldn't you?

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20 minutes ago, Neil said:

Now that I've averted my gaze from her 'arris,what the fuck is the little bald cunt bottom right doing there?.must be the £4 car wash guy.

That’s Mohammed Al-Fayed you short sighted spaz. He’s saying “which one of you cunts is Prince Philip?”

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1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

The most disgusting part of this whole affair so far is the air time granted to that feminazi ham planet Jess Phillips, MP. Watching the news there, for a moment I thought they'd taught a fucking horse to talk.

I've been considering nominating this cunt for a good two years.

I don't want to rush anything though, any thread dedicated to her should be an exercise in cunting of the highest order. I want her to be absolutely fucking pulled apart and annihilated like no other cunt on here has been before. 

Despite all this, I'd still love to pebbledash her tits with shit and spunk. 

 

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26 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've been considering nominating this cunt for a good two years.

I don't want to rush anything though, any thread dedicated to her should be an exercise in cunting of the highest order. I want her to be absolutely fucking pulled apart and annihilated like no other cunt on here has been before. 

I've been trying to summon up words contemptuous enough to adequately cunt Chris Moyles for 6 years now, and I'm beginning to fear that such words simply don't exist. Fitbin! 

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

I've been trying to summon up words contemptuous enough to adequately cunt Chris Moyles for 6 years now, and I'm beginning to fear that such words simply don't exist. Fitbin! 

The only good thing of yours I've read on here, more please.

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5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

The most disgusting part of this whole affair so far is the air time granted to that feminazi ham planet Jess Phillips, MP. Watching the news there, for a moment I thought they'd taught a fucking horse to talk.

What’s the problem, Baws? She’s obviously a 10/10 who I suspect had an illustrious career as a pole dancer prior to joining the Church of St Jeremy. I very much doubt you can resist a sly wank when she is on air. In no way could she be mistaken for a Brummie Karen Matthews. 

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20 hours ago, Punkape said:

...I wonder what those who have worked ceaselessly to fundraise for GOSH over the years think at seeing so much handed back for some principle yet to be identified...

 

18 hours ago, Punkape said:

..Most women are whores anyway...It’s just a question of establishing a price.

Whilst I realise your need to become a parody of yourself, this really is from the Archer J Maggott School of Gender Studies.

I would have thought the principle that eludes you is that people employed by the promotions industry do not sign up to be sexually assaulted by self-entitled men who think that purchasing a charity invite gives them the right to do as they please.

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38 minutes ago, Neil said:

Come off it,those women knew exactly what was on offer,it's what attracted them to the job in the first place

There are hundreds of female comments expressing their disgust at the 'sexism' of the event. I wonder how many have attended drunken hen parties at some point, in which they've implored the attentions of a mock fireman.

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49 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

There are hundreds of female comments expressing their disgust at the 'sexism' of the event. I wonder how many have attended drunken hen parties at some point, in which they've implored the attentions of a mock fireman.

Just the other day, Mrs Baws demanded that I “get my arse upstairs NOW” because “I'm fucking gagging for it.” Can you imagine how objectified and belittled I felt? I'm not a fucking machine.*

(* Actually, I am a fucking machine, but I'm trying to make a point here.)

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3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

 

Whilst I realise your need to become a parody of yourself, this really is from the Archer J Maggott School of Gender Studies.

I would have thought the principle that eludes you is that people employed by the promotions industry do not sign up to be sexually assaulted by self-entitled men who think that purchasing a charity invite gives them the right to do as they please.

I do beg your pardon, Roops, but saying these young ladies were employed by the promotions industry is like saying Lewis Hamilton works in mobile advertising. You are willfully blind to the point. 

These women knew exactly what they were getting into. The agency specified bra size, hip size and insisted on black underwear. A cursory web search would have revealed many stories of debauchery at this event from years gone by. The prospect of bagging a millionaire was no doubt part of the strumpettes’ calculus, they set their market rate and took the money. It’s what they do. 

Coming over all doe-eyed innocent now is utter bollocks. You’ll see these cold-eyed tarts propping up bars all over Merseyside just hoping they can bag a Ryan or a Wayne from the Bolton 3rd XI. 

While the flesh is firm and perky, they know their market value is peaking, yet simultaneously crumbling every day. They anxiously race to make the most of themselves, whoring themselves to any cunt with a flash watch and a Bentley, fearing they’ll end up just like Mum back on the estate; entombed in faded Asda leggings and shoving pushchairs as she staggers from Fag shop to Nursery via This Morning, before lying motionless while Darren the obese Trucker grunts away on top of her, trying not to catch her staring back at him in the Ikea mirrored wardrobe. Nothing motivates like fucking poverty. 

Hashtag me too. 

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2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

 

True. 100+ sugar daddy hunters descend on charity function. Young women who've clearly realised their gash also doubles as an ATM machine. The woman can clearly be seen pulling the arm of the bloke trying to do business. The feminazis haven't commented on the fact that employment laws were broken, with all the vacancies going to women. They don't want equality. They want to beat men down because they were too ugly to be selected.

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22 hours ago, Punkape said:

Indeed.

Most women are whores anyway...It’s just a question of establishing a price.

How the fuck would you know? For a start, you’re a fucking botter, and secondly I can’t imagine any woman, for any amount of money, would go within 100 miles of a nasty, twisted little wanker like you. 

Lol.

Fuck off.

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30 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I do beg your pardon, Roops, but saying these young ladies were employed by the promotions industry is like saying Lewis Hamilton works in mobile advertising. You are willfully blind to the point. 

These women knew exactly what they were getting into. The agency specified bra size, hip size and insisted on black underwear. A cursory web search would have revealed many stories of debauchery at this event from years gone by. The prospect of bagging a millionaire was no doubt part of the strumpettes’ calculus, they set their market rate and took the money. It’s what they do. 

Coming over all doe-eyed innocent now is utter bollocks. You’ll see these cold-eyed tarts propping up bars all over Merseyside just hoping they can bag a Ryan or a Wayne from the Bolton 3rd XI. 

While the flesh is firm and perky, they know their market value is peaking, yet simultaneously crumbling every day. They anxiously race to make the most of themselves, whoring themselves to any cunt with a flash watch and a Bentley, fearing they’ll end up just like Mum back on the estate; entombed in faded Asda leggings and shoving pushchairs as she staggers from Fag shop to Nursery via This Morning, before lying motionless while Darren the obese Trucker grunts away on top of her, trying not to catch her staring back at him in the Ikea mirrored wardrobe. Nothing motivates like fucking poverty. 

Hashtag me too. 

I would say that the blind spots are being wilfully played on the other side of the argument given the disingenuous comments posted thus far.

The agency sub-contracted to provide the women told them that the worst they could expect would be that some of the gentlemen might be "annoying". Its no good excusing improper behaviour by saying this went on for years gone by (as if that made it alright) nor is it excusable to say that they should have checked with the internet. The women, who were asked to sign a five page confidentially agreement minutes before they were paraded like cattle assumed that certain behaviours commensurate with a Dorchester black-tie charity dinner attended by the great and the good would prevail. Interesting you profile the women as daughters of the Asda shopping underclass though...

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9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

I would say that the blind spots are being wilfully played on the other side of the argument given the disingenuous comments posted thus far.

The agency sub-contracted to provide the women told them that the worst they could expect would be that some of the gentlemen might be "annoying". Its no good excusing improper behaviour by saying this went on for years gone by (as if that made it alright) nor is it excusable to say that they should have checked with the internet. The women, who were asked to sign a five page confidentially agreement minutes before they were paraded like cattle assumed that certain behaviours commensurate with a Dorchester black-tie charity dinner attended by the great and the good would prevail. Interesting you profile the women as daughters of the Asda shopping underclass though...

How dare they, next thing you know, they'll be showing their growlers on the internet!!!!

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26 minutes ago, Fatty said:

How dare they, next thing you know, they'll be showing their growlers on the internet!!!!

Yeah, on a porn site! How random is that? Maybe the gentlemen concerned should have got their jollies elsewhere than assume free flesh was on offer at a children's hospital high society fund-raiser.

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13 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Yeah, on a porn site! How random is that? Maybe the gentlemen concerned should have got their jollies elsewhere than assume free flesh was on offer at a children's hospital high society fund-raiser.

Why is everyone outraged on the girls behalf? As far as I know, none of the girls has ever made a complaint, quite the opposite many look forward to the bash and attend year after year.

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29 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Why is everyone outraged on the girls behalf? As far as I know, none of the girls has ever made a complaint, quite the opposite many look forward to the bash and attend year after year.

Gosh, I dunno Eddie, maybe they risk not securing other promotional/model work elsewhere for fear of being seen as a troublemaker? Or maybe, just maybe its something to do with the legal gagging order imposed minutes before "the bash" started. What do you think?

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Guest Wizardsleeve
On 1/24/2018 at 6:10 PM, Punkape said:

This seems to be causing a huge furore particularly with wimmins groups and Labour MP slags, most of whom would have dropped their knickers for John Prescott.

Now a charity which raised £2,000,000 this year has closed just because of a bit of Benny Hill slap and tickle and some drunk getting his cock out in the dining room of the Dorchester in front of some hostess (hooker).

Another stupid slag on Newsnight now wants all men only clubs of any type disbanded...

Silly Bitch.

Fuck off.

I'm curious Punkers, would the catholic church be included in that?  Fuck knows they do not include women priests, so it is in effect, a men only club, and it certainly needs disbanding.  

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