Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 If these two cottaging poofs dared to set foot in an actual biker club house, they'd get a right fucking kicking without a moment wasted, and rightly so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 A right pair of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: A right pair of cunts. You're a cunt of few words Spotto. When you do "cut loose" however, it's always quite profound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Boring charismaless inventions of television. They can fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Is that really the best comeback you've got ? "Release the Spacken" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: "Release the Spacken" I've not been incarcerated dear Stubby, I've been visiting Israel. @ratcum, can I hear your 1st year university student thoughts on the matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I've not been incarcerated dear Stubby, I've been visiting Israel. @ratcum, can I hear your 1st year university student thoughts on the matter? Cue liberal use of the word “Zionist” as if it were an insult, followed by rivers of tears for the poor Palestinian children. 👨✈️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Cue liberal use of the word “Zionist” as if it were an insult, followed by rivers of tears for the poor Palestinian children. 👨✈️ You can fuck off too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 22 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I've not been incarcerated dear Stubby, I've been visiting Israel. @ratcum, can I hear your 1st year university student thoughts on the matter? So you were that teen who slapped the solider. How was the brutal torture and rape at the hands of Mossad and the IDF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: So you were that teen who slapped the solider. How was the brutal torture and rape at the hands of Mossad and the IDF? Yet another fantasy involving me and bum stuff. You're a strange old boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 This lot are on Planet Rock a lot, and they never demonstrate any discernible knowledge of music. Their cookery is marginally better, but they are egomaniacs who try and stamp their own identity on the dishes of others. Like Jamie Oliver, they often get a bit unstuck trying to square how 'real', rough and oiky they are with their tales of visiting Japanese tuna markets at 5:00 or cooking food having rode their motorcycles into the middle of the Atacama. For bikers they are soft as fuck as well. The speccy one seems annoying and his head is oddly pear-shaped, which I find distracting. The other, bigger one seems like he has an angry side to him hidden away in there. I sometimes feel he is there under duress, and has to endure the speccy one's more obvious limelight-hogging antics as he is less adept at the whole matey television personality bit. I imagine the big one wants to punch the speccy one sometimes. They have Che Guevara tattoos on their arms, which is regrettable: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: This lot are on Planet Rock a lot, and they never demonstrate any discernible knowledge of music. Their cookery is marginally better, but they are egomaniacs who try and stamp their own identity on the dishes of others. Like Jamie Oliver, they often get a bit unstuck trying to square how 'real', rough and oiky they are with their tales of visiting Japanese tuna markets at 5:00 or cooking food having rode their motorcycles into the middle of the Atacama. For bikers they are soft as fuck as well. The speccy one seems annoying and his head is oddly pear-shaped, which I find distracting. The other, bigger one seems like he has an angry side to him hidden away in there. I sometimes feel he is there under duress, and has to endure the speccy one's more obvious limelight-hogging antics as he is less adept at the whole matey television personality bit. I imagine the big one wants to punch the speccy one sometimes. They have Che Guevara tattoos on their arms, which is regrettable: Shut the fuck up, you whingeing Scottish idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: Shut the fuck up, you whingeing Scottish idiot. I'm guessing you have a thing for the one on the left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I'm guessing you have a thing for the one on the left? Why just choose one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 17 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: This lot are on Planet Rock a lot, and they never demonstrate any discernible knowledge of music. Their cookery is marginally better, but they are egomaniacs who try and stamp their own identity on the dishes of others. Like Jamie Oliver, they often get a bit unstuck trying to square how 'real', rough and oiky they are with their tales of visiting Japanese tuna markets at 5:00 or cooking food having rode their motorcycles into the middle of the Atacama. For bikers they are soft as fuck as well. The speccy one seems annoying and his head is oddly pear-shaped, which I find distracting. The other, bigger one seems like he has an angry side to him hidden away in there. I sometimes feel he is there under duress, and has to endure the speccy one's more obvious limelight-hogging antics as he is less adept at the whole matey television personality bit. I imagine the big one wants to punch the speccy one sometimes. They have Che Guevara tattoos on their arms, which is regrettable: What’s way more regrettable, for pretty much every person currently living on this planet, is that you are still using oxygen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, Ape said: What’s way more regrettable, for pretty much every person currently living on this planet, is that you are still using oxygen. So you still have the hand of Decimus firmly inserted in your rectum then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I've not been incarcerated dear Stubby, I've been visiting Israel. @ratcum, can I hear your 1st year university student thoughts on the matter? Cue liberal use of the word “Zionist” as if it were an insult, followed by rivers of tears for the poor Palestinian children. 👨✈️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: So you still have the hand of Decimus firmly inserted in your rectum then? Look Dan, I can’t help it if I think you’re a complete fucking wanker, can I? It’s nothing personal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 19 minutes ago, Ape said: What’s way more regrettable, for pretty much every person currently living on this planet, is that you are still using oxygen. Shut it minge smear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Shit being the operative word. I envisage you knowing your way around the kitchen very well, Gyps. If you can pretend to like motorcycles, allied to the Beeb's renowned promotion of sexual equality, have you thought about applying for a job on the Hairy Bikers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I envisage you knowing your way around the kitchen very well, Gyps. If you can pretend to like motorcycles, allied to the Beeb's renowned promotion of sexual equality, have you thought about applying for a job on the Hairy Bikers? Sounds like some of you want to do a job on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: Sounds like some of you want to do a job on them. Run your cursor over my avatar and you'll see I've only been commenting for a little over a year. While this may not be long, it has however been more than enough time to encounter a posse of dedicated dickheads. You fall squarely into this category. The thing is, you are the most boring and deeply uninteresting of them all. Look at the general ambience of the feedback you attract, with your rating, and ask yourself this: should I immediately retire myself and do everyone (bar a senile, benign, saggy-titted corpse) a favour? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: This lot are on Planet Rock a lot, and they never demonstrate any discernible knowledge of music. Their cookery is marginally better, but they are egomaniacs who try and stamp their own identity on the dishes of others. Like Jamie Oliver, they often get a bit unstuck trying to square how 'real', rough and oiky they are with their tales of visiting Japanese tuna markets at 5:00 or cooking food having rode their motorcycles into the middle of the Atacama. For bikers they are soft as fuck as well. The speccy one seems annoying and his head is oddly pear-shaped, which I find distracting. The other, bigger one seems like he has an angry side to him hidden away in there. I sometimes feel he is there under duress, and has to endure the speccy one's more obvious limelight-hogging antics as he is less adept at the whole matey television personality bit. I imagine the big one wants to punch the speccy one sometimes. They have Che Guevara tattoos on their arms, which is regrettable: Eric's wanking over that photograph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 54 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I envisage you knowing your way around the kitchen very well, Gyps. If you can pretend to like motorcycles, allied to the Beeb's renowned promotion of sexual equality, have you thought about applying for a job on the Hairy Bikers? I'm not fucking shaving for anyone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Eric's wanking over that photograph. And you must be watching. Fucking sicko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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