Guest Fatty Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 48 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I love my Nissan Almera Is that another name for your lady garden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 My 15 yr old fiat doblo is a reliable little motor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 12 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: My 15 yr old fiat doblo is a reliable little motor. I'm sorry, Spotto, but the Doblo looks like it was designed to cater for the needs of a seriously obese cerebral palsy sufferer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: I'm sorry, Spotto, but the Doblo looks like it was designed to cater for the needs of a seriously obese cerebral palsy sufferer. ..........and? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 17 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: My 15 yr old fiat doblo is a reliable little motor. Hornby Doblo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Fatty said: The green eyed monster strikes, I can’t help it if I’ve got more money than sense, in fact I’ve got more money than anyone I know except Eddie I've let immigration officials know your whereabouts and you'll soon be in chains on the way back to cripplespakistan you swarthy, monobrow sporting cunt. Kill yourself now to avoid embarrassment to your family especially your wives/sisters. @Eddie will be upset but human slaves are easy to come by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Fatty said: So the new car was just delivered Audi R8 V10 plus, 5.2fsi Quattro S Tronic 0-60 in 3.2 seconds 602 BHP 205 MPH Ceramic brakes 1800 sports exhaust 143k Read and weep peasants 'Read and not actually give a fuck about it' might be more appropriate. How does the power to weight ratio compare to a ZZR 1400? Bear in mind that the actual 'weight' part has to include a smarmy lardass cunt sitting in the driver's seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Fatty said: The green eyed monster strikes, I can’t help it if I’ve got more money than sense, in fact I’ve got more money than anyone I know except Eddie You've probably heard it hundreds if not thousands of times before but, it's not what you have, it's what you do with it that counts. There's no point having an R8 to just meander to the local Spar to park it in the disabled space on sunny days only, you soppy flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 14 hours ago, Fatty said: So the new car was just delivered Audi R8 V10 plus, 5.2fsi Quattro S Tronic 0-60 in 3.2 seconds 602 BHP 205 MPH Ceramic brakes 1800 sports exhaust 143k Read and weep peasants Not a bad choice but unless you're going to use it for a few track days, I would consider swapping the ceramics for more traditional brakes. They provide a significantly different feel and I would hate to see you rear end a Nissan Almera or something. What's the CO2/km like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Not a bad choice but unless you're going to use it for a few track days, I would consider swapping the ceramics for more traditional brakes. They provide a significantly different feel and I would hate to see you rear end a Nissan Almera or something. What's the CO2/km like? Clarkson twat-a-like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You've probably heard it hundreds if not thousands of times before but, it's not what you have, it's what you do with it that counts. There's no point having an R8 to just meander to the local Spar to park it in the disabled space on sunny days only, you soppy flid. 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Not a bad choice but unless you're going to use it for a few track days, I would consider swapping the ceramics for more traditional brakes. They provide a significantly different feel and I would hate to see you rear end a Nissan Almera or something. What's the CO2/km like? Two utterly shit posts. Fuck off Drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 Whilst everybody is talking complete bollocks about cars, can I just add that French cars are the best in the world. Fuck off Fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Whilst everybody is talking complete bollocks about cars, can I just add that French cars are the best in the world. Fuck off Fatty SIMCA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 48 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Whilst everybody is talking complete bollocks about cars, can I just add that French cars are the best in the world. ......because they have extra rear mirrors for when they are running away from the Krauts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What's the CO2/km like? I would have thought that when pondering entry into the supercar league, then co2 g/km ratings are way down the list of considerations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I would have thought that when pondering entry into the supercar league, then co2 g/km ratings are way down the list of considerations. In terms of financial cost through taxation I agree, but the socially concious new wealth like myself still wishes to limit their impact on the planet when having fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Ape said: Two utterly shit posts. Fuck off Drew. Point taken. Why use two posts when one like yours will do. Fuck off you Howlin' Mad cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: ......because they have extra rear mirrors for when they are running away from the Krauts. "Running away"....yes, because being French the fucking thing will have broken down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: In terms of financial cost through taxation I agree, but the socially concious new wealth like myself still wishes to limit their impact on the planet when having fun. What is it you actually do? I had you pegged as a social worker, but your frankly quite hurtful comments regarding LG leads me away from my original conclusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: What is it you actually do? I had you pegged as a social worker, but your frankly quite hurtful comments regarding LG leads me away from my original conclusion. I don't want to divulge too much about what I do, buts let's just say a broad title would be PR Consultant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 21 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Hornby Doblo? I prefer N gauge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 Good evening Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Good evening Pen. Good Evening Albert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 I don't doubt Fatty owns the car. I'm just sure he's the kind of cunt who owns a car four times the value of his council house. He can barely able to afford the monthly payments on it, whilst his horrible offspring are forced to eat gruel and wear clothes out their school's lost property bin. Eventually Eddie will cut his zero hours contract. The fat cunt will then miss a payment, realise the car is getting repossessed and spend his last few quid filling up the tank (the car just sits on his little driveway most of the time) before necking a bottle of bootleg Glens vodka and driving it into a fucking wall. His children rejoice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 I retired my 99 Citroën van in favour of a black 2 liter diesel estate mondeo 2005 model ..lovely car..6 speed gearbox and cruisecontrol. .it's very nice ..your car sounds very nice fatty baby. .little decadent for my liking though Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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