Guest Fatty Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 So the new car was just delivered Audi R8 V10 plus, 5.2fsi Quattro S Tronic 0-60 in 3.2 seconds 602 BHP 205 MPH Ceramic brakes 1800 sports exhaust 143k Read and weep peasants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 Couldn't be more pleased for you and glad you like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 26 minutes ago, Fatty said: So the new car was just delivered Audi R8 V10 plus, 5.2fsi Quattro S Tronic 0-60 in 3.2 seconds 602 BHP 205 MPH Ceramic brakes 1800 sports exhaust 143k Read and weep peasants Soppy cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 33 minutes ago, Fatty said: So the new car was just delivered Audi R8 V10 plus, 5.2fsi Quattro S Tronic 0-60 in 3.2 seconds 602 BHP 205 MPH Ceramic brakes 1800 sports exhaust 143k Read and weep peasants Does it perform better than your small cock, Fatty? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 Please drive carefully,I'd hate to see you wrap it round a tree,and by 'hate' I mean 'like' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 26 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Does it perform better than your small cock, Fatty? You want to see Fatty, the silly old cunt try and get in and out of it, hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 Just now, Eddie said: You want to see the silly old cunt try and get in and out of it, hilarious. Less of the old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 I hope it's in black,the other colours look shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Neil said: I hope it's in black,the other colours look shite Sorry Ibis White with red leather interior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: I didn't realise you'd already taken them out for a spin in your new car. I didn't I done them in the Albanian car wash where they work, only cost 17p extra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 Just now, Fatty said: I didn't I done them in the Albanian car wash where they work, only cost 17p extra I sincerely hope you did them both up the shitter without protection, such is their degree of tertiary syphilis, AIDS and herpes. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 Just now, Wolfie said: I sincerely hope you did them both up the shitter without protection, such is their degree of tertiary syphilis, AIDS and herpes. Lol. Of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 Where's Manky when you're playing a game of Top Trumps' I can see it now: 'Andy Pandy-style tricycle with lolly sticks in the spokes to make it sound like a Lambretta, 3 decibel bell. Azure blue with pink 'go faster stripes. Read it and weep, petrolhead!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 The only cunt in the world who gets a new car and spends all day on the net bragging about it to complete strangers. Can’t even be arsed to take the piss out of this sad little no cock inadequate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Fatty said: Audi R8 V10 plus, 5.2fsi Quattro S Tronic Sweet. One downside is that you can't fit very many dead prostitutes in that boot unless you get really creative with the dismemberment, but I'm probably just being overly picky there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sweet. One downside is that you can't fit very many dead prostitutes in that boot unless you get really creative with the dismemberment, but I'm probably just being overly picky there. Agreed. I was always dubious about the mechanics of Neil's operation. He's either not a prolific and dangerous sexual predator, or he's lying about the Bedford Rascal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Fatty said: I didn't I done them in the Albanian car wash where they work, only cost 17p extra Is your driving better than your punctuation? Does it have a "cherished" or "personal" number plate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Is your driving better than your punctuation? Does it have a "cherished" or "personal" number plate? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Is your driving better than your punctuation? Does it have a "cherished" or "personal" number plate? As it's an hair dressers car, my guess is his number plate is NE 14 ABJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Fuck off. No, you fuck off, or I'll tell my grandma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Fatty said: So the new car was just delivered Audi R8 V10 plus, 5.2fsi Quattro S Tronic 0-60 in 3.2 seconds 602 BHP 205 MPH Ceramic brakes 1800 sports exhaust 143k Read and weep peasants Well, take my advice Mr Fatty, don’t try and floor it in the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: The only cunt in the world who gets a new car and spends all day on the net bragging about it to complete strangers. Can’t even be arsed to take the piss out of this sad little no cock inadequate. Bus Wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 46 minutes ago, Fatty said: Bus Wanker Au contraire. I’ve just been out driving my new car. It’s faster than yours, more expensive and , more importantly, BIGGER than yours. I bet your little winkle has just shrunk even smaller now hasn’t it? 🤣🤣😂🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 51 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Au contraire. I’ve just been out driving my new car. It’s faster than yours, more expensive and , more importantly, BIGGER than yours. I bet your little winkle has just shrunk even smaller now hasn’t it? 🤣🤣😂🤣 The green eyed monster strikes, I can’t help it if I’ve got more money than sense, in fact I’ve got more money than anyone I know except Eddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 I love my Nissan Almera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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