ratcum Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Cheddar Man, a 10,000 year old fossil human found in Cheddar Gorge, was apparently black as the ace of spades according to a DNA analysis which has just been released. Can it be a coincidence that his name has "Ed" in it? Jewdy'll have a fit. His cockney ancestors were fuckin black and only went white after an influx of Arabs!!!! It's like telling him Frank's his father. Fuck my old Dr. Martens 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 32 minutes ago, White van man said: They're probably just easing us in for the imminent shock of scary spice returning on tv. qualitah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 39 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Do you not have anything better to do? You've been bested by a Black Country refuse collector and taken an utter arse thrashing from roops. I would have thought keeping your mouth shut for a while would be wise lest some heartless cunts go in the kill. Roops was comprehensively destroyed within two posts. I didn't even read her third reply, but I imagine it was the usual spurious bollocks attempting to save face after a severe kicking. As for Snowie, the severity of his attack was tempered by the fact that he has all the literacy and wit of your good self after half a Foster's shandy. You're sinking, Stubby, sinking fucking deep. If the best you can do involves you clinging desperately onto Roops's horribly sagging, ancient piss flaps in order to vicariously attempt to claim some sort of fictitious victory over me, you're more of an idiot than I ever gave you credit for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 20 minutes ago, ratcum said: Jewdy'll have a fit. His cockney ancestors were fuckin black and only went white after an influx of Arabs!!!! It's like telling him Frank's his father. Fuck my old Dr. Martens There’s no goatshagger in my bloodline you half breed propagandist. Pure Celt....untainted by the invader. No doubt your family tree has been pissed on by every passing mangy dog for centuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Cheddar Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Stupid spam headed cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Dated, swarthy, unfunny and absolutely fucking shit. Les Dawson was bollocks as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 19 minutes ago, judgetwi said: There’s no goatshagger in my bloodline you half breed propagandist. Pure Celt....untainted by the invader. No doubt your family tree has been pissed on by every passing mangy dog for centuries. It's too late Jewdy, the gollywog's out of the jam jar old mate. You're black to me now. Fuck, even Sir Philip Greed's whiter than you. His lot were still paddling in the Euphrates when yo mama gotta bran new bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 25 minutes ago, judgetwi said: There’s no goatshagger in my bloodline you half breed propagandist. Pure Celt....untainted by the invader. No doubt your family tree has been pissed on by every passing mangy dog for centuries. I'm 20% Jewish and proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Roops was comprehensively destroyed within two posts. I didn't even read her third reply, but I imagine it was the usual spurious bollocks attempting to save face after a severe kicking. As for Snowie, the severity of his attack was tempered by the fact that he has all the literacy and wit of your good self after half a Foster's shandy. You're sinking, Stubby, sinking fucking deep. If the best you can do involves you clinging desperately onto Roops's horribly sagging, ancient piss flaps in order to vicariously attempt to claim some sort of fictitious victory over me, you're more of an idiot than I ever gave you credit for. A predictable missive from our resident failure. You'll have to do better than that sonny to cover the obvious red faced embarrassment of not only the last few weeks frankly poor efforts but also the painful memories of the epic elbow deep fisting I handed after the infamous "stupid fucking wanker" episode. In an attempt to drag this back to topic, you'd like cheddar and most of Somerset; it's twee and quaint in the countryside (much of this is flat as well...) and the towns and cities are as ethnically homogenous and populated by yokel chavs and crack heads much as your depressingly dull homelands. As for our soul brother look a like from baldrick and his chums, speak to Eddie as to why our ancestors were essentially 80% of his neighbours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 31 minutes ago, judgetwi said: There’s no goatshagger in my bloodline you half breed propagandist. Pure Celt....untainted by the invader. No doubt your family tree has been pissed on by every passing mangy dog for centuries. So as a "pure" Celt, your granny x 20 was rooted senseless by a secession of fatty beardy Danes not unlike the ugly Geordie cunt from hairy bikers? I'd rather be a hook nosed Dead Sea pedestrian thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 11 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I'm 20% Jewish and proud. Fortunately it's the 20% that's incapable of telling the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: It's too late Jewdy, the gollywog's out of the jam jar old mate. You're black to me now. Fuck, even Sir Philip Greed's whiter than you. His lot were still paddling in the Euphrates when yo mama gotta bran new bag. Shit ratty, what's dis jive speak ya'll droppin'? You'll get "black" balled for going non aryan Muthafuka biiatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: Fortunately it's the 20% that's incapable of telling the truth. And the 20% that balked at the £79.00 cost of ancestry.com's DNA test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: So as a "pure" Celt, your granny x 20 was rooted senseless by a secession of fatty beardy Danes not unlike the ugly Geordie cunt from hairy bikers? I'd rather be a hook nosed Dead Sea pedestrian thanks He's fucked Stub. He's our very own Uncle Tom and he can't face it. As black as a dirty coletit in a Stygian crypt in a power cut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Shit ratty, what's dis jive speak ya'll droppin'? You'll get "black" balled for going non aryan Muthafuka biiatch Mississippi groover!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: Mississippi groover!!!! More like plain white rapper. 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: He's fucked Stub. He's our very own Uncle Tom and he can't face it. As black as a dirty coletit in a Stygian crypt in a power cut Judgie is really one if those Ethiopian wallahs shipped over by Mossad as more cannon fodder for the IDF He's haile selassies bastard love child with Barbara cunting Streisand and I claim my 10 shekels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Well I reckon it's Corrie McKeague's skeleton and the DNA Fossil scientist is just having a laugh. A blue eyed, Kunta Kinte - fuck off. They'll be kidding us he had ginger hair and 3 bollocks next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 10 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I'm 20% Jewish and proud. I'm 25% jewish and couldn't give a shiny shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 26 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm 25% jewish and couldn't give a shiny shite What? Are you saying that you are Limahl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 Not telling,I'm too shy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: What? Are you saying that you are Limahl? He's too shy to say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's too shy to say it. "You're too slow-o-oh,oh-o-slow o-oh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 On 07/02/2018 at 9:22 PM, Eddie said: Stupid spam headed cunt. Ed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 23 minutes ago, Frank said: Ed? I was full of gin, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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