Last Cunt Standing Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-flips-burgers-roadside-day-11952682 Now here’s a prick I need to bring to collective attention. The cunt flips burgers in a North East lay-by, but thinks he’s Warren Buffet. Apparently even sillier cunts are sending him money to invest for them. He’s got the good sense to realise than 935% annual returns are probably not usual, and when he goes full time he expects a more modest 5%. The article whiffs strongly of advertorial, and no mention is made of the thousands of mug punters who are regularly coming away from their hours of trading Paraguayan Pineapple Futures with an arsehole like a ripped out fireplace. I imagine young Stephen has a multi-screen computer set up in his garage and spends his evenings wondering whether China’s appetite for platinum is sustainable and mentally masturbating over his colourful P/E charts. He’d be better off spending his time on Pornhub which at least makes no secret it is the home for wankers. I know Michael Gove says the public are sick of experts, but surely the pendulum has swung a little far when Cunts like this burger-flipping fucktard start thinking they are Jordan Belfort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 I'd still rather trust my money to this cunt than to Justin Urquhart Stewart. Stephen has better dress sense, for one thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd still rather trust my money to this cunt than to Justin Urquhart Stewart. Stephen has better dress sense, for one thing. I certainly wouldn't trust him with my children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 Never trust a burger 'trader' Alex Hope, who previously worked at a Wembley stadium burger stall, employed a PR agency to build his profile and told interviewers that he taught himself economics after dropping out of a sports science degree. Hope, the 24-year-old trader who gained notoriety after running up a £200,000 bar bill at a Liverpool nightclub, was yesterday charged in relation to an unauthorised £5m investment scheme. In other words he spent saps investments living it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 Ostentatious little divot! Racing is full of these herberts: 'I'm having my BIGGEST BET OF THE SEASON TODAY!' 'THIS ONE CANNOT LOSE!' 'My connections in the yard says this one's been catching pigeons on the gallops! et-bleedin-cetera, followed by a call to action involving phoning 0800-RIPOFF, where you're treated to 10 minutes of 'It's a beautiful day here in Newmarket' before the cunt comes out with a massive odds-on shot Stevie Wonder could see coming.......else he goes off on an 'unforeseen' losing run that proves he can't tip shit off a chrome shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 19 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Ostentatious little divot! Racing is full of these herberts: 'I'm having my BIGGEST BET OF THE SEASON TODAY!' 'THIS ONE CANNOT LOSE!' 'My connections in the yard says this one's been catching pigeons on the gallops! et-bleedin-cetera, followed by a call to action involving phoning 0800-RIPOFF, where you're treated to 10 minutes of 'It's a beautiful day here in Newmarket' before the cunt comes out with a massive odds-on shot Stevie Wonder could see coming.......else he goes off on an 'unforeseen' losing run that proves he can't tip shit off a chrome shovel. Sounds like you get the same text messages as me, I just reply with "fuck off you charlatan". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd still rather trust my money to this cunt than to Justin Urquhart Stewart. Stephen has better dress sense, for one thing. I met this Cunt at Heathrow once, and after a few too many pre-flight drinks, told him he had no business labelling himself a guru when his advice was usually no more sophisticated than “buy utilities for dividends” or “banks are usually a safe bet”. The flight was to Zurich, which said it all. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 Think Charlie dickens had it nailed when he said that speculation was the quickest way to the poor house Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd still rather trust my money to this cunt than to Justin Urquhart Stewart. Stephen has better dress sense, for one thing. Any man wearing 'Crippen' type glasses should not be trusted. Especially if you're an overweight American music hall swamp donkey* *Sorry Cora, you fucking were Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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