Snowy Posted March 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: Is the comma function on your phone still fucked, Snowy? It would appear the brain function is fucked to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 9 hours ago, The Beast said: I think O'Sullivan lets other cunts win. His mental state is all over the shop. He is still by far the best, even though he is in his 40's. Davis and Hendry were finished In their early 30's. Without doubt, the best there's ever been. But tainted by a lack of mental strength, similar in a way to the squandered talent of Alex Higgins. In 25 years O'Sullivan has only claimed 5 world titles, if he had truly utilised his ability, it would have at least been 12. The most annoying aspect of his nonchalant approach is that it has paved the way for Selby to rise to a position of dominance. A mediocre, boring percentage player with no charisma, flair or pizzazz, who has steadily worked his way to the top without providing any entertainment for the public. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Without doubt, the best there's ever been. But tainted by a lack of mental strength, similar in a way to the squandered talent of Alex Higgins. In 25 years O'Sullivan has only claimed 5 world titles, if he had truly utilised his ability, it would have at least been 12. The most annoying aspect of his nonchalant approach is that it has paved the way for Selby to rise to a position of dominance. A mediocre, boring percentage player with no charisma, flair or pizzazz, who has steadily worked his way to the top without providing any entertainment for the public. That's bollocks. Everyone who knows their snooker, knows full well that the greatest pound for pound snooker player of all time was Bill Werbeniuk. None of the players you have mentioned could drink approx 40 pints during a match and still be able to stand let alone play snooker. But Bill could. Ok he won fuck all but imagine how many titles he would have won if he'd stayed off the sherbert. Aaaaand....he used to claim 6 pints before every game as a tax-deductible expense. I'd include a pic of him but I don't think this site has wide-screen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's bollocks. Everyone who knows their snooker, knows full well that the greatest pound for pound snooker player of all time was Bill Werbeniuk. None of the players you have mentioned could drink approx 40 pints during a match and still be able to stand let alone play snooker. But Bill could. Ok he won fuck all but imagine how many titles he would have won if he'd stayed off the sherbert. Aaaaand....he used to claim 6 pints before every game as a tax-deductible expense. I'd include a pic of him but I don't think this site has wide-screen. And an athlete to boot.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 On 06/03/2018 at 10:19 AM, Punkape said: Reported for implying noncery.. You brainless sea cucumber, he was not implying you were a nonce, he was categorically stating you were a bender. He was bang on the money. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You brainless sea cucumber, he was not implying you were a nonce, he was categorically stating you were a bender. He was bang on the money. lol Reported for covering up blatant noncery.... You can save your sea cucumbers for Ramon, your Panamanian rentboy..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported for covering up blatant noncery.... You can save your sea cucumbers for Ramon, your Panamanian rentboy..... lol. What if Ramon doesn't like seafood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 28 minutes ago, King Rollo said: What if Ramon doesn't like seafood? Pink ape will fuck his shite pipe ragged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 36 minutes ago, King Rollo said: What if Ramon doesn't like seafood? You would no doubt direct him to your noodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 On 06/03/2018 at 6:43 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Without doubt, the best there's ever been. But tainted by a lack of mental strength, similar in a way to the squandered talent of Alex Higgins. In 25 years O'Sullivan has only claimed 5 world titles, if he had truly utilised his ability, it would have at least been 12. The most annoying aspect of his nonchalant approach is that it has paved the way for Selby to rise to a position of dominance. A mediocre, boring percentage player with no charisma, flair or pizzazz, who has steadily worked his way to the top without providing any entertainment for the public. I think John Higgins is another player who has not achieved as much as he could have. Like O' Sullivan he has been a top player for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, The Beast said: I think John Higgins is another player who has not achieved as much as he could have. Like O' Sullivan he has been a top player for a long time. Absolutely. The most prolific under achiever would have to be Matthew Stevens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Absolutely. The most prolific under achiever would have to be Matthew Stevens. Rachel Stevens from S Club Useless underachieves in ATM porn Authoritah, but you don't hear me going on about it. Other than just now that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 32 minutes ago, The Beast said: I think John Higgins is another player who has not achieved as much as he could have. Like O' Sullivan he has been a top player for a long time. Fuck Higgins the chubby balding scots cunt, he got caught on the take otherwise he'd still be throwing matches. I watched the Rack Pack the other night and apparently Alex Higgins was an even bigger cunt than portrayed on the small screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck Higgins the chubby balding scots cunt, he got caught on the take otherwise he'd still be throwing matches. I watched the Rack Pack the other night and apparently Alex Higgins was an even bigger cunt than portrayed on the small screen. You should buy a bigger telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 Just now, Cap'n Cunt said: You should buy a bigger telly. He should be less of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck Higgins the chubby balding scots cunt, he got caught on the take otherwise he'd still be throwing matches. I watched the Rack Pack the other night and apparently Alex Higgins was an even bigger cunt than portrayed on the small screen. Maybe you should try out drinking less horse cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 On 06/03/2018 at 6:43 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Without doubt, the best there's ever been. But tainted by a lack of mental strength, similar in a way to the squandered talent of Alex Higgins. In 25 years O'Sullivan has only claimed 5 world titles, if he had truly utilised his ability, it would have at least been 12. The most annoying aspect of his nonchalant approach is that it has paved the way for Selby to rise to a position of dominance. A mediocre, boring percentage player with no charisma, flair or pizzazz, who has steadily worked his way to the top without providing any entertainment for the public. Snooker loopy nuts are we, Eric is a bent cunt. nobody wants to hear about this cock smoking, brown potting shite - any more than anyone is on tenterhooks for the results of the Wiltshire pig-boarding finals, on account of all being a load of stinking, farmer loving, pig fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Maybe you should try out drinking less horse cum. Ok, you're just gibbering now. Your latest batch of wanger may well have been cut with weed killer. Have some more washed down with a large whiskey and scat chaser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Snooker loopy nuts are we, Eric is a bent cunt. nobody wants to hear about this cock smoking, brown potting shite - any more than anyone is on tenterhooks for the results of the Wiltshire pig-boarding finals, on account of all being a load of stinking, farmer loving, pig fucking shit. Point in case. Go to bed now before you make yourself become even stupider. Here to help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Point in case. Go to bed now before you make yourself become even stupider. Here to help That’s awfully decent of you. Stop blabbering about fucking snooker, you pack of fucks youse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's bollocks. Everyone who knows their snooker, knows full well that the greatest pound for pound snooker player of all time was Bill Werbeniuk. None of the players you have mentioned could drink approx 40 pints during a match and still be able to stand let alone play snooker. But Bill could. Ok he won fuck all but imagine how many titles he would have won if he'd stayed off the sherbert. Aaaaand....he used to claim 6 pints before every game as a tax-deductible expense. I'd include a pic of him but I don't think this site has wide-screen. It’s a snooker suck n fuck. If I had a snooker cue I would break it over your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Point in case. Go to bed now before you make yourself become even stupider. Here to help Whimsical snooker musings, Eric, no matter how accurate, are among the most unfunny shitty fucking things ever. As such, kindly ram them up your dirty man hatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It’s a snooker suck n fuck. If I had a snooker cue I would break it over your head. But you haven't. So you can't. So dream on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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