Snowy Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 So I rarely use public transport as Im usually hanging off the back of a lorry. So after travelling back from Cardiff early for the snooker open I took the option of using a bus to go home and save myself some money where I was met with what we call a slaggy chav slack fannied cunt ( sic). She wasn't well pleased that I was sitting in the baby maker part with my heavy suitcase full of welsh crap I'd bought for the young snowys and preceded to drive her 2 baby buggy into my leg proclaiming that the designated area was for her and not the wheelchair cunt that was plastered on the window and she couldn't sit the area right next to her that was unoccupied. Fuck off you dirty slag didn't go down well in hind sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 13 minutes ago, Snowflake said: So I rarely use a bus, but on the off chance I You were saying....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 25 minutes ago, Snowflake said: So I rarely use public transport as Im usually hanging off the back of a lorry. So after travelling back from Cardiff early for the snooker open I took the option of using a bus to go home and save myself some money where I was met with what we call a slaggy chav slack fannied cunt ( sic). She wasn't well pleased that I was sitting in the baby maker part with my heavy suitcase full of welsh crap I'd bought for the young snowys and preceded to drive her 2 baby buggy into my leg proclaiming that the designated area was for her and not the wheelchair cunt that was plastered on the window and she couldn't sit the area right next to her that was unoccupied. Fuck off you dirty slag didn't go down well in hind sight. Did you empty the bins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Our Lady Penelope said: Did you empty the bins? I left my rubbish on the seats of the train and flushed the bog while I was at the station after having a dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 29 minutes ago, Snowflake said: So I rarely use public transport as Im usually hanging off the back of a lorry. So after travelling back from Cardiff early for the snooker open I took the option of using a bus to go home and save myself some money where I was met with what we call a slaggy chav slack fannied cunt ( sic). She wasn't well pleased that I was sitting in the baby maker part with my heavy suitcase full of welsh crap I'd bought for the young snowys and preceded to drive her 2 baby buggy into my leg proclaiming that the designated area was for her and not the wheelchair cunt that was plastered on the window and she couldn't sit the area right next to her that was unoccupied. Fuck off you dirty slag didn't go down well in hind sight. Isn't it fucking infuriating when O'Sullivan turns to jelly at the quarter/semi-final stage and blatantly wastes his god given talent, condemning us to the fate of watching a mediocre cruiser like Hawkins fuck it up in the final? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Isn't it fucking infuriating when O'Sullivan turns to jelly at the quarter/semi-final stage and blatantly wastes his god given talent, condemning us to the fate of watching a mediocre cruiser like Hawkins fuck it up in the final? Hes a perfectionist and an absolute cunt, he would get on well here.I wanted Hawkins to win to be honest for the very reason you just said,would make a farce of the whole thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Isn't it fucking infuriating when O'Sullivan turns to jelly at the quarter/semi-final stage and blatantly wastes his god given talent, condemning us to the fate of watching a mediocre cruiser like Hawkins fuck it up in the final? I think O'Sullivan lets other cunts win. His mental state is all over the shop. He is still by far the best, even though he is in his 40's. Davis and Hendry were finished In their early 30's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 24 minutes ago, Snowflake said: I left my rubbish on the seats of the train and flushed the bog while I was at the station after having a dump. Presumably you went to Covent Garden for an Opera after that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 56 minutes ago, Snowflake said: So I rarely use public transport as Im usually hanging off the back of a lorry. So after travelling back from Cardiff early for the snooker open I took the option of using a bus to go home and save myself some money where I was met with what we call a slaggy chav slack fannied cunt ( sic). She wasn't well pleased that I was sitting in the baby maker part with my heavy suitcase full of welsh crap I'd bought for the young snowys and preceded to drive her 2 baby buggy into my leg proclaiming that the designated area was for her and not the wheelchair cunt that was plastered on the window and she couldn't sit the area right next to her that was unoccupied. Fuck off you dirty slag didn't go down well in hind sight. All that...yes, but since you started your otherwise probably very worthy nom with 'So' you shall DIE, YOU SHALL DIE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, The Beast said: I think O'Sullivan lets other cunts win. His mental state is all over the shop. He is still by far the best, even though he is in his 40's. Davis and Hendry were finished In their early 30's. When he walked out on Hendry would be a prime example of this he could of played on but chose to fuck off home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Presumably you went to Covent Garden for an Opera after that..... I went to a travel lodge where I ate the finest of big macs and washed it down with a vintage 1664 kronenberg lager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Snowflake said: I went to a travel lodge where I ate the finest of big macs and washed it down with a vintage 1664 kronenberg lager. You should stay at Claridges next time and Scott’s in Mayfair do the best Steak Tatare... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You should stay at Claridges next time and Scott’s in Mayfair do the best Steak Tatare... They did cornflakes breakfast and orange juice, breakfast bar was optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 Not a golf course or a Catholic in site the heavens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should stay at Claridges next time and Scott’s in Mayfair do the best Steak Tatare... Just out of interest where do you stand when it pertains to the lower classes, surely a man of faith would be humble as it says like in the bible to love everyone no matter their social status or lack of a lobster pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 Fucking drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should stay at Claridges next time and Scott’s in Mayfair do the best Steak Tatare... I have it on good authority from the commis-chef at Scotts that when they see you coming, the Steak Tartare is nothing more than mashed up lips and arsholes, held together by a squirt of the chef's 'Knuckle Children''. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fucking drivel. I spent all weekend trying to out coke you ,this is a bi product of that what you think about that yellow tied cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Isn't it fucking infuriating when O'Sullivan turns to jelly at the quarter/semi-final stage and blatantly wastes his god given talent, condemning us to the fate of watching a mediocre cruiser like Hawkins fuck it up in the final? The only snooker player I like is the Chinese player Chin On-Cue. I'll get me spider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 25 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I have it on good authority from the commis-chef at Scotts that when they see you coming, the Steak Tartare is nothing more than mashed up lips and arsholes, held together by a squirt of the chef's 'Knuckle Children''. Reported for implying noncery.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The only snooker player I like is the Chinese player Chin On-Cue. I'll get me spider I call my cock my snooker cue,I can then ask the missus to "put some bottom on that" Just fucking fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 Though shall not be a snivelling grassing cunt mark 3.17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Snowflake said: I spent all weekend trying to out coke you ,this is a bi product of that what you think about that yellow tied cunt? I think you are a blithering imbecile of the first water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Snowflake said: So I rarely use public transport as Im usually hanging off the back of a lorry. So after travelling back from Cardiff early for the snooker open I took the option of using a bus to go home and save myself some money where I was met with what we call a slaggy chav slack fannied cunt ( sic). She wasn't well pleased that I was sitting in the baby maker part with my heavy suitcase full of welsh crap I'd bought for the young snowys and preceded to drive her 2 baby buggy into my leg proclaiming that the designated area was for her and not the wheelchair cunt that was plastered on the window and she couldn't sit the area right next to her that was unoccupied. Fuck off you dirty slag didn't go down well in hind sight. Is the comma function on your phone still fucked, Snowy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: I call my cock my snooker cue,I can then ask the missus to "put some bottom on that" Just fucking fuck off. Knowing you, you attempt a drunken screw for the brown before potting the pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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