White Cunt Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 16 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Irish government asks pubs to close Ireland's government has called for the closure of all pubs and bars in the country from this evening "until at least 29 March". In a statement, it also called on members of the public to refrain from organising or going to parties "in private houses or other venues which would put other people's health at risk". Fate worse than death. But the new, small business friendly rules, will create some enterprising leprechauns, dedicated to home delivery of glue bags and methylated spirits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Nelson's column looked well bathed in green light for saint Patrick's day as did many other UK and global landmarks..we thank you for yer tribute ..and keep away from the elderly and all yiz cunts PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Nelson's column looked well bathed in green light for saint Patrick's day as did many other UK and global landmarks..we thank you for yer tribute ..and keep away from the elderly and all yiz cunts PANZERMURPHYBABY Have the infected hordes returning from Cheltenham started passing on their chink flu yet panzy? If I were you I'd retreat to the barren bog soaked hinterland (the natural domain of every mick) and seek solace in nature. Plenty of sheep to shag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PANZER MURPHY Posted March 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 On 16/03/2020 at 10:56, White Cunt said: Fate worse than death. But the new, small business friendly rules, will create some enterprising leprechauns, dedicated to home delivery of glue bags and methylated spirits. Tis true with the closure of the bars n clubs ive had to decommission my sax and put it beyond use by spraying it liberally with WD40, tying it up in a binbag and burying in some orange bazturds grave ..but it will sound again when the storm passes..tíochfaidh ár lá and all that PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Just now, PANZER MURPHY said: Tis true with the closure of the bars n clubs ive had to decommission my sax and put it beyond use by spraying it liberally with WD40, tying it up in a binbag and burying in some orange bazturds grave ..but it will sound again when the storm passes..tíochfaidh ár lá and all that PANZERMURPHYBABY Could you ask the IRA to blow-up the Wuhan biological weapons laboratory on behalf of the rest of the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 53 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Could you ask the IRA to blow-up the Wuhan biological weapons laboratory on behalf of the rest of the world? Wishful thinking wolf. Those useless cunts would probably go down the pub and talk themselves out it, happy go lucky souls they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Wishful thinking wolf. Those useless cunts would probably go down the pub and talk themselves out it, happy go lucky souls they are. More likely would be the Mandarin Palace ‘eat as much as you like’ buffet in O'Connell Street going up like the new gas cooker Panz installed at his mums house. This will occur shortly after the pubs shut.Volunteers Seamus and Paddy will go up with it having still been in the toilets arguing about whose chow mien and chips was the nicest.( even though they both ate identical meals) and how much time they have to get out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: Could you ask the IRA to blow-up the Wuhan biological weapons laboratory on behalf of the rest of the world? Why stop at Wuhan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Wars over man..its time to get around the table n see how much we can screw outa boris before he trys to run out on us like we're some kind of saggy wife type figure PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Wars over man..its time to get around the table n see how much we can screw outa boris before he trys to run out on us like we're some kind of saggy wife type figure PANZERMURPHYBABY Riz Ahmed 'is breaking' with Britain in an emotional album and short film about post brexit Britain 'The Long Goodbye'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 44 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Riz Ahmed 'is breaking' with Britain in an emotional album and short film about post brexit Britain 'The Long Goodbye'. I do hope the poor chap realises the risk of Corona virus (and dog shit) from lying on a dirty pavement like that. Not to mention a boot in the teeth from a passing racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Wars over man..its time to get around the table n see how much we can screw outa boris before he trys to run out on us like we're some kind of saggy wife type figure PANZERMURPHYBABY You're a fucking great cunt of a plastic paddy panzy so you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Ive a thing for redheads with regional accents PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 6 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ive a thing for redheads with regional accents PANZERMURPHYBABY I've PMd you the nudie pictures of Neil Kinnock. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ive a thing for redheads with regional accents PANZERMURPHYBABY I shagged a redhead from Dublin a few years back. Proper kinky bitch, stupid fucking accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I shagged a redhead from Dublin a few years back. Proper kinky bitch, stupid fucking accent. I remember. You have a 3 year old ginger son. Thanks for the chlamydiosis, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 11 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I shagged a redhead from Dublin a few years back. Proper kinky bitch, stupid fucking accent. RSPCA probably want to talk to you Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 10 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: I shagged a redhead from Dublin a few years back. Proper kinky bitch, stupid fucking accent. That would be Panz. He plays sax in a Simply Red tribute band around the hovels of Dublin. This time next year they’ll be better than Boyzone. That’s how fucking awful they are at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: That would be Panz. He plays sax in a Simply Red tribute band around the hovels of Dublin. This time next year they’ll be better than Boyzone. That’s how fucking awful they are at the moment. Ima guerilla sax player..appear outa nowhere...do me thang n then gone..like smoke in the breeze bally baby...played at a funeral this mornin ..one door closes and a window opens...this hovis bread theme song is a popular choice..must learn more of it ..that and stranger on the shore choon..laterz haterz PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 13 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ima guerilla sax player..appear outa nowhere...do me thang n then gone..like smoke in the breeze bally baby...played at a funeral this mornin ..one door closes and a window opens...this hovis bread theme song is a popular choice..must learn more of it ..that and stranger on the shore choon..laterz haterz PANZERMURPHYBABY Acker Panz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 16 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ima guerilla sax player..appear outa nowhere...do me thang n then gone..like smoke in the breeze bally baby...played at a funeral this mornin ..one door closes and a window opens...this hovis bread theme song is a popular choice..must learn more of it ..that and stranger on the shore choon..laterz haterz PANZERMURPHYBABY I thought Stranger on the Shore was a clarinet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought Stranger on the Shore was a clarinet Strangler on the shore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember. You have a 3 year old ginger son. Thanks for the chlamydiosis, cunt. Not me mate. I made sure the spunk catcher was firmly secured as soon as she told me she liked it up the tradesman's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 12 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: RSPCA probably want to talk to you Panzbaby What are you suggesting exactly??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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