Decimus Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Mr Stickers was particularly scathing as I (of course) recall, and even Neil had his doubts. Depending on your mathematical assumptions it is either 99.99% certain that life exists elsewhere in the universe, or a near-impossibility. I happen to favour the first option personally, but I reckon there's more statistical likelihood of me getting a blow job off Jessica Alba than UFOs being piloted by intelligent extraterrestrials. Million to one shots have come off before, though, so I remain hopeful abut that blow job. It's bad enough being the only intelligent life form in my row of cubicles at work, so I can relate with the terror at the thought of us being alone in the universe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 Decs at work..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's bad enough being the only intelligent life form in my row of cubicles at work, so I can relate with the terror at the thought of us being alone in the universe. This whole conversation is almost as incongruous as @Roadkill waxing lyrical on the subject of Dyson spheres and simulation theory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bawsey, you may recall (who am I fucking kidding, you will recall) that sometime ago I was mercilessly ripped for saying that I believe in The Stone Tape Theory. It will probably come as no surprise then that I also believe in aliens, and more so, aliens who have visited our planet. What I'd like to know in all seriousness, is do you believe in UFOs that are of E.T. origin? Because if a man of your intelligence who has worked for NASA believes, then the truth is well and truly fucking out there in my opinion. They won’t be cute and friendly, wear nappies or do cute stretchy neck things. If they’ve bothered to come here they’re going to be nasty fucking shitcunt aliens with big space guns. ’No glowing fingers on these bastards’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They won’t be cute and friendly, wear nappies or do cute stretchy neck things. If they’ve bothered to come here they’re going to be nasty fucking shitcunt aliens with big space guns. ’No glowing fingers on these bastards’ If they do come. Eric, then based on the recent sequel of The Man Who Fell To Earth the cunts will be black rather than green. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This whole conversation is almost as incongruous as @Roadkill waxing lyrical on the subject of Dyson spheres and simulation theory. Another incompetent black cunt. Trying to be clever and build defence computers from old Terminator parts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This whole conversation is almost as incongruous as @Roadkill waxing lyrical on the subject of Dyson spheres and simulation theory. What's simulation theory? I remember mentioning Dyson spheres, but not that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What's simulation theory? I remember mentioning Dyson spheres, but not that. It’s science. Just make up any old shit and tell every other cunt to disprove it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What's simulation theory? I remember mentioning Dyson spheres, but not that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis There was a nomination about it on here back in 2016, but that quickly descended into the usual seven pages of "Snatch is a cunt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 17 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What's simulation theory? I remember mentioning Dyson spheres, but not that. I prefer a nice ringworld myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 44 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I prefer a nice ringworld myself. I’m going to build a trilithium backflow diffusion matrix. See? Any cunt can write sci fi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m going to build a trilithium backflow diffusion matrix. See? Any cunt can write sci fi. I assume that you're also a dab hand at reversing the polarity of the neutron flow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why has black astronauts come up on this thread? Are they sending Ma Lawrence up soon? The darkie side of the moon by George ‘pinkie’ Floyd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I assume that you're also a dab hand at reversing the polarity of the neutron flow? Most people think that neutrons, as their very name implies, don't have a polarity. However, being spin-½ fermions they can indeed be polarised with a magnetic field. I assume you know where you can stick your sonic screwdriver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s science. Just make up any old shit and tell every other cunt to disprove it. 😜 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: I assume that you're also a dab hand at reversing the polarity of the neutron flow? You just earth it through a flux capacitor array. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Most people think that neutrons, as their very name implies, don't have a polarity. The reason colour blind people should never be allowed near a set of jump leads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: The darkie side of the moon by George ‘pinkie’ Floyd. Read my grandson's Beano comic with him today. The Bash Street Kids now have a couple of black kids and a Muslim girl, and there's a couple of new characters who are on the shady side with their own strip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: The reason colour blind people should never be allowed near a set of jump leads. I was diagnosed with colour blindness recently. Well that came right out of the green I can tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Read my grandson's Beano comic with him today. The Bash Street Kids now have a couple of black kids and a Muslim girl, and there's a couple of new characters who are on the shady side with their own strip. Desperate Khan lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Most people think that neutrons, as their very name implies, don't have a polarity. However, being spin-½ fermions they can indeed be polarised with a magnetic field. I assume you know where you can stick your sonic screwdriver? Up my supermassive black hole? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You just earth it through a flux capacitor array. I've been to the year 3000, and it's egg shaped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Desperate Khan lol Roger the Rasta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Roger the Rasta Mingeeta The Minx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mingeeta The Minx Lord Sooty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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