Ape™️ Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 16 minutes ago, Frank said: You thick suburban twat. That picture you posted a few days back, of some idiot in faggot shoes and trousers with very specific 1.5” turn-ups - do you honestly wear shite like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Kerouac? Kesey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: That picture you posted a few days back, of some idiot in faggot shoes and trousers with a very specific 1.5” turn-ups - do you honestly wear shite like that? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 Just now, Frank said: No. Bet you fucking do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Bet you fucking do. How many donkey jackets do you have Ape? Do you wear your Doc Martin’s in the shower when you’re washing beans stains off your Donkey jacket? lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 20 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: How many donkey jackets do you have Ape? Do you wear your Doc Martin’s in the shower when you’re washing beans stains off your Donkey jacket? lol. Doc Martin’s what? His ownership of a shoe company, or his application for a coronavirus testing kit? Does he sit in for Dr Martens when he's on holiday? For someone claiming to have benefitted from a prestigious public school education, the correct use of the apostrophe and grammar in general appears to have passed you by, you living, breathing pallet load of factory-headed Pot Noodles and instant coffee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 19 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Doc Martin’s what? His ownership of a shoe company, or his application for a coronavirus testing kit? Does he sit in for Dr Martens when he's on holiday? For someone claiming to have benefitted from a prestigious public school education, the correct use of the apostrophe and grammar in general appears to have passed you by, you living, breathing pallet load of factory-headed Pot Noodles and instant coffee. Good work Wuggers - @Earl of Punkapeyet again revealed as the mindless spastic we all know him to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 35 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Doc Martin’s what? His ownership of a shoe company, or his application for a coronavirus testing kit? Does he sit in for Dr Martens when he's on holiday? For someone claiming to have benefitted from a prestigious public school education, the correct use of the apostrophe and grammar in general appears to have passed you by, you living, breathing pallet load of factory-headed Pot Noodles and instant coffee. Is that how you spell Doc Martins ? Well you would know wouldn’t you.... lol. Peasant and thug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 23 hours ago, Ape™️ said: That picture you posted a few days back, of some idiot in faggot shoes and trousers with very specific 1.5” turn-ups - do you honestly wear shite like that? 3.8centimetres, you fucking backward cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: 3.8centimetres, you fucking backward cunt. 3.81 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 On 23/09/2020 at 16:53, Frank said: Anderson & Sheppard grey lightweight wool double pleat with an inch and a half turn-up. Single-lined chocolate suede chukka by Alden. Fuck off. https://ibb.co/qs1hrR2 7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: 3.8centimetres, you fucking backward cunt. If you actually bothered to read posts, rather than drinking yourself into oblivion and posting pathetic drivel like this, you’d understand why I specifically stated 1.5”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 3.81 When the only time you’re bothered about such measurements is to quantify how much is left in your last can of Special Brew, the drunken idiot society deems one decimal place to be an acceptable level of accuracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: When the only time you’re bothered about such measurements is to quantify how much is left in your last can of Special Brew, the drunken idiot society deems one decimal place to be an acceptable level of accuracy. Which tailor do you use for your donkey jackets Ape? Gieves and Hawkes ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 19 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: If you actually bothered to read posts, rather than drinking yourself into oblivion and posting pathetic drivel like this, you’d understand why I specifically stated 1.5”. Triste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Which tailor do you use for your donkey jackets Ape? Gieves and Hawkes ? lol. Which VPN do you use to keep your sworded activities hidden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Which VPN do you use to keep your sworded activities hidden? What’s a VPN ? Is it the new driver shaft that Bryson DeChambeau uses ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Which VPN do you use to keep your sworded activities hidden? Is Punkape an expert fencer, but secretly ashamed of his prowess with the sabre for some mysterious reason ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Is Punkape an expert fencer, but secretly ashamed of his prowess with the sabre for some mysterious reason ? God knows how it ended up as sworded - but in some ways it’s fitting, as there’s nothing he likes more than a pork sword. Up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: God knows how it ended up as sworded - but in some ways it’s fitting, as there’s nothing he likes more than a pork sword. Up his arse. Beans n chips with the ferrets....Ape’s furlough Friday in on Donkey jacket close. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 3.81 I rounded down to 1DP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Ape™️ said: If you actually bothered to read posts, rather than drinking yourself into oblivion and posting pathetic drivel like this, you’d understand why I specifically stated 1.5”. I only picked yours up because you mixed decimals of imperial measurements you fucking retarded spastic. It's like me saying 'I went to the pub and had 1.704 litres & 2 pints of Stella'. Stupid flid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I only picked yours up because you mixed decimals of imperial measurements you fucking retarded spastic. It's like me saying 'I went to the pub and had 1.704 litres & 2 pints of Stella'. Stupid flid. A point can be used to denote a fraction of any unit, you stupid, pedantic prick. And there’s no way you’d go to a pub and only drink 5 pints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: A point can be used to denote a fraction of any unit, you stupid, pedantic prick. And there’s no way you’d go to a pub and only drink 5 pints. Express, as a fraction, the number of brain cells Ape uses before submitting a post. 1/4 Express this as a number to 2 decimal places. 0.25 Express this as a percentage of his total brain mass. 25% Firkin off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 On 25/09/2020 at 21:34, Earl of Punkape said: Is it the new driver shaft I bet you’ve shafted a few drivers when you’re out dogging, over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 24/09/2020 at 21:07, Roadkill said: I'm pretty sure MC was off his face most of the time, too. Cunt would show up around two in the morning, post about fifteen comments, usually replying to three-week-old arguments, then fuck off again. Cunt must live on an island somewhere and send his comments to the nearest computer owner via multiple pigeons, having to wait for the entire flock to return with replies before he can send them back out. Him and @Mrs Roops were fucking unbearable with the constant fucking bickering. The vindictive old witch still is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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