Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only fond memory I have of Eurovision is Cheryl Baker's skirt getting ripped off in about 1981. Lovely thighs. I never quite got around to making my mind up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I can recall the cunts who'd shit themselves if they found a bruise on themselves or had the flu. Particularly smack addicts and the likes that shared needles. I certainly didn't risk sitting upon any other bog-seat than my own, even to this day! You don't know who's arse has sat on it OR where it's been. I remember all the rumours spread on the school playground. AIDS stands for 'arse injected death sentence' and my favourite, 'it was all started by Africans climbing trees and shagging monkeys'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Was this them? No no, definitely not them lol... C'mon you haven't heard of Lorde? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I remember all the rumours spread on the school playground. AIDS stands for 'arse injected death sentence' and my favourite, 'it was all started by Africans climbing trees and shagging monkeys'. One of my faves, was that AIDS got into USA up the Hudson. And who can forget this classic: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only fond memory I have of Eurovision is Cheryl Baker's skirt getting ripped off in about 1981. Lovely thighs. 1981 that's quite a while before my time mate, despite being an 80's fan big time i'm not sure who that is? I was merely a tadpole back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: 1981 that's quite a while before my time mate, despite being an 80's fan big time i'm not sure who that is? I was merely a tadpole back then. Singer with Buck's Fizz. The curvy blonde on the far left if you google it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: No no, definitely not them lol... C'mon you haven't heard of Lorde? What, My Sweet Lorde? That was Rex Harrison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Singer with Buck's Fizz. The curvy blonde on the far left if you google it. Perhaps he only drank the stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Singer with Buck's Fizz. The curvy blonde on the far left if you google it. Ohhhhhh Bucks Fizz yes i know now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 20 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Perhaps he only drank the stuff. Ha.. i'm not french so eating baby frogs has never interested me. Oh i realised you meant Buck fast.... i'm slow...sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Ha.. i'm not french so eating baby frogs has never interested me. Punkers was weaned & brought-up on tadpole-like spawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Punkers was weaned & brought-up on tadpole-like spawn. Is this some thinly valed metaphor for spunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 Fuck me, Israel 🇮🇱 have won! The Ratsfuhrer will be fucking furious! I can see him now, running around with his jackboots, kicking the shit out of his cat. Poor little Mengele. Ok, he might have killed a couple of sparrows, but I don’t approve of cruelty to animals. 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 I don't watch this utter shite, but could somebody please enlighten me as to precisely when Israel became part of Europe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: I don't watch this utter shite, but could somebody please enlighten me as to precisely when Israel became part of Europe? I watched the scoring, just to see how much Europe really like us, and dont just want our money. Isreal and Australia were the only European countries to give us any points, or we would have had none. Isreal only gave us points because some protester came on stage during our song and shouted something about nazis. Fuck them. Croissant eating cunts. I think these European cunts forget what we did for them in the war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 The winner is 'ot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 2 hours ago, White van man said: I watched the scoring, just to see how much Europe really like us, and dont just want our money. Isreal and Australia were the only European countries to give us any points, or we would have had none. Isreal only gave us points because some protester came on stage during our song and shouted something about nazis. Fuck them. Croissant eating cunts. I think these European cunts forget what we did for them in the war. Israel and Australia aren't European countries, WVM. When the wife reported that the English cunt had been interrupted by a protester, I told her it was payback for brexit. I also told her none of the other European countries would give us any votes at all for the same reason, the poor naîve lamb wouldn't believe it...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, scotty said: Israel and Australia aren't European countries, WVM. When the wife reported that the English cunt had been interrupted by a protester, I told her it was payback for brexit. I also told her none of the other European countries would give us any votes at all for the same reason, the poor naîve lamb wouldn't believe it...... Forget this shit Scotty. Have you managed to bang in the sister in law's back doors yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 The stage invader was some dopey rapper cunt called Dr A.C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 14 minutes ago, scotty said: Israel and Australia aren't European countries, WVM. When the wife reported that the English cunt had been interrupted by a protester, I told her it was payback for brexit. I also told her none of the other European countries would give us any votes at all for the same reason, the poor naîve lamb wouldn't believe it...... Yeah i was just following your Isreal isn't in Europe theme by adding Australia. Europe haven't give us any points since we done Iraq. I don't think they classed pick up trucks with air rifles on top as weapons of mass destruction. They've no sense of humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 This shit is neither Eurovision, nor a Song Contest any more. Apparently it’s all about inclusivity, social justice, and LGBTQIA rights, with some shit music playing in the background as an afterthought. That massive fucking ham beast that won it last night claimed the song was all about #MeToo – as if any red blooded male in his right mind would even think about fucking it. Brexit means Brexit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 On 5/10/2018 at 10:17 PM, judgetwi said: A bumbandit show, full of bumbandits , narrated by a bumbandit , transmitted by the Bumbandit Broadcasting Corporation for the entertainment of bumbandits. Stick it up your arse! I bet you watched it all from start to finish.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This shit is neither Eurovision, nor a Song Contest any more. Apparently it’s all about inclusivity, social justice, and LGBTQIA rights, with some shit music playing in the background as an afterthought. That massive fucking ham beast that won it last night claimed the song was all about #MeToo – as if any red blooded male in his right mind would even think about fucking it. Brexit means Brexit. I don't think Mrs Krankie would like what you are saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: The winner is 'ot! FFS, I thought it was Bjork after eating too many pies backstage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this shit Scotty. Have you managed to bang in the sister in law's back doors yet? Sadly not, scrotes. I may have to wait until she dies, then get in there quick before the undertaker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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