Ape™️ Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 What is the fucking point of these drinks? If you’re going to drink, then drink. If you’re not going to drink, then why pretend to, by swilling some vile, alcohol free concoction? I’ve only ever tried a few such beverages, and they taste nothing like the alcoholic version. Load of fucking shit. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 They hide roofies just as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Ape said: What is the fucking point of these drinks? If you’re going to drink, then drink. If you’re not going to drink, then why pretend to by swilling some vile, alcohol free concoction? I’ve only ever tried a few such beverages, and they taste nothing like the alcoholic version. Load of fucking shit. Fuck off. It all started with Barbican. Fuck off Barbican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, Ape said: What is the fucking point of these drinks? A sentiment which applies equally to Diet Irn Bru. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 Not that it bothers, but I'll throw in my £s worth... Non-alcohol drinks pretending to be something else, are shite, and ever since they launched the muck onto the market, it's never got any better either. I don't drink any alcohol at all and despite me having caned the stuff for many a good Season, I wouldn't touch the artificial stuff with a bottle opener. It's shite with a capital S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A sentiment which applies equally to Diet Irn Bru. Here here, and that goes for any of the so-called diet stuff, drank in the main by tuskers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It all started with Barbican. Fuck off Barbican. In all fairness, Barbican was still better than Hofmeister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It all started with Barbican. Fuck off Barbican. I don't get you. What's the Barbican Centre got to do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 Becks Blue aint so bad, but what's the fucking point of it? A crate down the line and you're still not pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: In all fairness, Barbican was still better than Hofmeister. If I'm honest, the most gloriously pissed I've ever been was working my way down to the lumpy bits at the bottom of a watney's party 7 at age 13 in 1985. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: In all fairness, Barbican was still better than Hofmeister. In fairness, anything was better than Hofmeister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 A pint of drews piss contains more alcohol than several crates of becks blue. In fact, I think he's employed by Green King to produce the vile swill they call beer, with his 5% ABV piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: In all fairness, Barbican was still better than Hofmeister. Camel piss is better than Hofmeister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 11 hours ago, Ape said: What is the fucking point of these drinks? If you’re going to drink, then drink. If you’re not going to drink, then why pretend to, by swilling some vile, alcohol free concoction? I’ve only ever tried a few such beverages, and they taste nothing like the alcoholic version. Load of fucking shit. Fuck off. It does have some uses Ape, I had a mate who was working for BAE in Saudi, he said that they used to ship this alcohol free stuff into the compound and then with the addition of sugar and a little patience give this stuff a re-kick, the resulting concoction was fairly passable stuff by all accounts. They sell it over here quite deviously as at first glance its packaged the same as normal beer and its easy to buy it by mistake, Mrs Swarm carelessly bought a pack of that Becks Blue awhile back and still has bruises to prove it. Undrinkable metallic tin linings taste and in the end I had to pour it down the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 22 minutes ago, luke swarm said: It does have some uses Ape, I had a mate who was working for BAE in Saudi, he said that they used to ship this alcohol free stuff into the compound and then with the addition of sugar and a little patience give this stuff a re-kick, the resulting concoction was fairly passable stuff by all accounts. They sell it over here quite deviously as at first glance its packaged the same as normal beer and its easy to buy it by mistake, Mrs Swarm carelessly bought a pack of that Becks Blue awhile back and still has bruises to prove it. Undrinkable metallic tin linings taste and in the end I had to pour it down the sink. What does any of this mean? Stop posting, you thick fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: What does any of this mean? Stop posting, you thick fucking cunt. Alcohol free Beer, a bit like you really, insipid and without substance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, Frank said: What does any of this mean? Stop posting, you thick fucking cunt. Did you notice that he says 'I had a mate'. The poor sod was probably driven to suicide by the boring cunt. (r.i.a.d) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Did you notice that he says 'I had a mate'. The poor sod was probably driven to suicide by the boring cunt. (r.i.a.d) He's a characterless worm and so are you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Did you notice that he says 'I had a mate'. The poor sod was probably driven to suicide by the boring cunt. (r.i.a.d) you treacherous French turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 53 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Undrinkable metallic tin linings taste and in the end I had to pour it down the sink. That was Cillit Bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, Frank said: He's a characterless worm and so are you. yep alcohol free as I thought. here have some dots........... ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: That was Cillit Bang. Barry Scott is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 Just now, luke swarm said: yep alcohol free as I thought. here have some dots........... ......... If you'd only use the odd dot, some of us might be able to translate what the fuck is going on in your little head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: It does have some uses Ape, I had a mate who was working for BAE in Saudi, he said that they used to ship this alcohol free stuff into the compound and then with the addition of sugar and a little patience give this stuff a re-kick, the resulting concoction was fairly passable stuff by all accounts. They sell it over here quite deviously as at first glance its packaged the same as normal beer and its easy to buy it by mistake, Mrs Swarm carelessly bought a pack of that Becks Blue awhile back and still has bruises to prove it. Undrinkable metallic tin linings taste and in the end I had to pour it down the sink. ?! Cunt! When oh when will people think about the planet's environment? The shit should have been taken to a licensed chemical disposal facility, as I did with my own mistaken purchase. It does taste like leper-piss (I imagine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 On 5/25/2018 at 10:16 PM, Cuntybaws said: A sentiment which applies equally to Diet Irn Bru. I thought that was a battle in Vietnam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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