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Guest Bill Stickers
23 minutes ago, White van man said:

You were smashed from start to finish. I ended with a joke because i was getting embarrassed for you.

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything.

Albert Einstien.

What do you think Einstien would make of Tommy Robinson?

Imagine being anti-EU because of Islam. Not one country in Europe is Islamic.

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Fuck me brexit and Islam in the same thread, CC gold!

Anyways, I watched the doc on Al Jazeera tuther night about Syrians leaving Germany for Turkey and eventually home. Most missed family who weren't allowed in (7 or 8 kids!) and didn't like the culture. Some didn't like the natives looking at them with real fear. One bloke was taking his wife and 8 kids back to Turkey because he didn't like the culture, the freedom that women have, freedoms we take for granted like women being able to wear revelling clothes and have multi boyfriends. He said the culture was so different he couldn't live there. In the closing credits it said he'd returned to Germany- make your fucking mind up Mohammed!

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2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Fuck me brexit and Islam in the same thread, CC gold!

Anyways, I watched the doc on Al Jazeera tuther night about Syrians leaving Germany for Turkey and eventually home. Most missed family who weren't allowed in (7 or 8 kids!) and didn't like the culture. Some didn't like the natives looking at them with real fear. One bloke was taking his wife and 8 kids back to Turkey because he didn't like the culture, the freedom that women have, freedoms we take for granted like women being able to wear revelling clothes and have multi boyfriends. He said the culture was so different he couldn't live there. In the closing credits it said he'd returned to Germany- make your fucking mind up Mohammed!

Breathy, unpunctuated, absolute fucking shit. Despite the fact that you are attempting to make some sort of statement, the only point that you're making here is that you're an absolute fucking idiot.

About as revelatory as Frank declaring that he enjoys wearing a five year old girl's jeans.

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11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Fuck me brexit and Islam in the same thread, CC gold!

Anyways, I watched the doc on Al Jazeera tuther night about Syrians leaving Germany for Turkey and eventually home. Most missed family who weren't allowed in (7 or 8 kids!) and didn't like the culture. Some didn't like the natives looking at them with real fear. One bloke was taking his wife and 8 kids back to Turkey because he didn't like the culture, the freedom that women have, freedoms we take for granted like women being able to wear revelling clothes and have multi boyfriends. He said the culture was so different he couldn't live there. In the closing credits it said he'd returned to Germany- make your fucking mind up Mohammed!

They're not happy in Muslim countries, so they move to a European country.

They're not happy in the European country they move to, so they scream and shout and try to turn it into a country just like the one they left, even though they weren't happy there either. 

That doesn't happen quickly enough so they go back to the country they weren't happy in originally.

stupid fucking cunts.

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2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

They're not happy in Muslim countries, so they move to a European country.

They're not happy in the European country they move to, so they scream and shout and try to turn it into a country just like the one they left, even though they weren't happy there either. 

That doesn't happen quickly enough so they go back to the country they weren't happy in originally.

stupid fucking cunts.

Tbh eric, you could say exactly the same thing about the brits who emigrate to the spanish costas, practically word for word. 

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Guest Bill Stickers
Just now, scotty said:

Tbh eric, you could say exactly the same thing about the brits who emigrate to the spanish costas, practically word for word. 

If Eric wasn’t on a no-fly list due to being a fucking disgusting sex offender, you just know he’d have chosen a life of drinking Carling in a dingy Irish pub on the Costa del Sol.

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1 minute ago, scotty said:

Tbh eric, you could say exactly the same thing about the brits who emigrate to the spanish costas, practically word for word. 

I hate those cunts too, wandering about sweating and sunburnt, moaning because 'ya can't get proper vinegar' for chips, opening English style pubs with pictures of princess Di on the wall and only socialising with other football shirt wearing, fat sweaty cunts who are just like them.

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3 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

If Eric wasn’t on a no-fly list due to being a fucking disgusting sex offender, you just know he’d have chosen a life of drinking Carling in a dingy Irish pub on the Costa del Sol.

See above. And sober up you silly little half pint hero.

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Guest Bill Stickers
3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

See above. And sober up you silly little half pint hero.

I can hear the steam coming out of your little jug ears from here. 

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17 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Breathy, unpunctuated, absolute fucking shit. Despite the fact that you are attempting to make some sort of statement, the only point that you're making here is that you're an absolute fucking idiot.

About as revelatory as Frank declaring that he enjoys wearing a five year old girl's jeans.

I don't really like your tone. You were better on class A's. Up your game.

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7 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

I can hear the steam coming out of your little jug ears from here. 

I'd suggest steam will be coming out of admins every orifice when they read your previous comments regarding a fellow punter being a nonce. Either you really are "thickers" to go for such a cheap shot or pissed and stoned. Which is it?  

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This really beats the shit out of pen/Bertie crap we've been plagued with for so long...
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3 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

I can hear the steam coming out of your little jug ears from here. 

Yes bill, it's clearly me that's absolutely fuming after our exchanges today. you're so secure in the knowledge that you haven't taken yet another pasting, that you have not found it necessary to get ratarsed and start hurling childish accusations of sex offences over the side of your cradle.

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Guest Bill Stickers
2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I'd suggest steam will be coming out of admins every orifice when they read your previous comments regarding a fellow punter being a nonce. Either you really are "thickers" to go for such a cheap shot or pissed and stoned. Which is it?  

I didn’t specify the age of victim thank you.

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4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I'd suggest steam will be coming out of admins every orifice when they read your previous comments regarding a fellow punter being a nonce. Either you really are "thickers" to go for such a cheap shot or pissed and stoned. Which is it?  

It's outrageous Stubby. I've never committed a sex offence in my life. Granted I've arse raped poor little bill a few times this weekend, but I'm fairly sure I haven't left anything for forensics. He's a very angry boy tonight. I wonder what could be amiss.

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Guest White van man
1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

What do you think Einstien would make of Tommy Robinson?

Imagine being anti-EU because of Islam. Not one country in Europe is Islamic.

I think Einstein would say " Tommy my young man, if thou hadath a wasps next in thou porch, wouldath thou wait for one to stingeth thou child, or would thou smoke the blighters "

That could have been Shakespeare who would have said that.

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Guest Bill Stickers
1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Then you'll have no problem retracting the statement and saying sorry, and fucking meaning it, to the whole corner for being such a silly cunt.

Eric’s a big boy, he doesn’t need your creepy assistance. 

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33 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

If Eric wasn’t on a no-fly list due to being a fucking disgusting sex offender, you just know he’d have chosen a life of drinking Carling in a dingy Irish pub on the Costa del Sol.

Reported. 

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9 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Eric’s a big boy, he doesn’t need your creepy assistance. 

Quite. He's been elbow deep in you, no lube, for 24 hours and I've said fuck all. Man up and apologies you wet cretin and you might escape the cooler. On other thoughts a direct PM to roops and proper might be the only way to save your yellow hide.

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