Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 When it's good it's really good but when it's bad we go to pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 True i remember back in march when it snowed a bit for one day, everyone thought they were in fucking Siberia or Moscow or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 31 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: True i remember back in march when it snowed a bit for one day, everyone thought they were in fucking Siberia or Moscow or something. Any slight deviation in the usual grey and drizzly shit weather we thrive on results in a national fucking stroke. It also brings out the worst type of pub bores who either bang on about how they get the trains running during a Moscow winter or quote statistics about the summer of 1976. The sooner it starts mildly raining, the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: True i remember back in march when it snowed a bit for one day, everyone thought they were in fucking Siberia or Moscow or something. A lot of us old folk couldn't get out and none of you came to see me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Any slight deviation in the usual grey and drizzly shit weather we thrive on results in a national fucking stroke. It also brings out the worst type of pub bores who either bang on about how they get the trains running during a Moscow winter or quote statistics about the summer of 1976. The sooner it starts mildly raining, the better. Indeed. Everywhere you turn in a pub, these well past their sell-by date naked beer guts are huffing around, sweating bollocks, compensating for the loss of water with copious amounts of extra strong lager. It doesn’t help that their female tuskers are also scantily cladded and no amount of aircon can keep them cool enough as not to sprinkle the bar with sweat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Indeed. Everywhere you turn in a pub, these well past their sell-by date naked beer guts are huffing around, sweating bollocks, compensating for the loss of water with copious amounts of extra strong lager. It doesn’t help that their female tuskers are also scantily cladded and no amount of aircon can keep them cool enough as not to sprinkle the bar with sweat. You and decs shouldn't hang out in flat roofed pubs where such grotty cunts and their swamp beast females choose to get pissed. Try a nice country free house with at least 4 good ales, or in webbys case, the sofa with 6 cans of sainsburys every day lager 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 22, 2018 Report Share Posted July 22, 2018 18 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: True i remember back in march when it snowed a bit for one day, everyone thought they were in fucking Siberia or Moscow or something. Maybe that's why all those fucking Ruskie cunts want to live here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 22, 2018 Report Share Posted July 22, 2018 23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You and decs shouldn't hang out in flat roofed pubs where such grotty cunts and their swamp beast females choose to get pissed. Try a nice country free house with at least 4 good ales, or in webbys case, the sofa with 6 cans of sainsburys every day lager I could try that, but I fear of being mowed down by a loaded Punky, taking off hastily with his all gay priest friends for an impromptu crack and sex party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 22, 2018 Report Share Posted July 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I could try that, but I fear of being mowed down by a loaded Punky, taking off hastily with his all gay priest friends for an impromptu crack and sex party. With Punky, 'crack' and 'sex' are inextricably linked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 22, 2018 Report Share Posted July 22, 2018 On 7/21/2018 at 9:13 PM, Slippers said: A lot of us old folk couldn't get out and none of you came to see me. My wife asked me to pop round to her elderly mother's during the bad weather, and see if everything was alright. "Of course it's alright," I thought. "That will is airtight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 On 7/21/2018 at 9:13 PM, Slippers said: A lot of us old folk couldn't get out and none of you came to see me. Regular naps will prevent you from aging, so long as you take them whilst driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Regular naps will prevent you from aging, so long as you take them whilst driving. Not driven a car since September 2012. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, Slippers said: Not driven a car since September 2012. Are you housebound or *too tight to splash-out on motor? *Punkers is the dead opposite. He'll splash-out on anything and is far from being tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Are you housebound or *too tight to splash-out on motor? Eggbound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Just now, Slippers said: Eggbound. What are you, a fucking Omelette? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What are you, a fucking Omelette? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Just now, Slippers said: Yes. Then you'll get no sympathy from me. You're too idle to scramble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 32 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Then you'll get no sympathy from me. You're too idle to scramble. 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Had some cunt from the met office on the news advising us to keep in the shade, wear clothes suitable for hot weather and drink to keep hydrated. Thank God I saw him because I was about to go out in a parka, scarf and bobble hat and not drink at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Had some cunt from the met office on the news advising us to keep in the shade, wear clothes suitable for hot weather and drink to keep hydrated. Thank God I saw him because I was about to go out in a parka, scarf and bobble hat and not drink at all. Like when it snows. Wear winter clothing and cover your feet if you plan to go outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 (edited) Phew, and by fuck it is close this very eve... (whatever close means in this context) Put it this way, It's as hot as Pia Wurtzbach's cotton gusset. Edited July 24, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 Moaning about the fucking weather is an essential part of British culture. It’s what we do best and we fucking love it. If you don’t like it fuck off to some other country. I’ll pack your fucking bags and drive you to the airport. Ok cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Moaning about the fucking weather is an essential part of British culture. It’s what we do best and we fucking love it. If you don’t like it fuck off to some other country. I’ll pack your fucking bags and drive you to the airport. Ok cunt? YAWN ZZZzzzzzz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Moaning about the fucking weather is an essential part of British culture. It’s what we do best and we fucking love it. If you don’t like it fuck off to some other country. I’ll pack your fucking bags and drive you to the airport. Ok cunt? Insufferable arsehole Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: Moaning about the fucking weather is an essential part of British culture. It’s what we do best and we fucking love it. If you don’t like it fuck off to some other country. I’ll pack your fucking bags and drive you to the airport. Ok cunt? I for one, am not moaning about the weather, and neither would I agree to sitting in the little shopping basket upon your mode of transport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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