ratcum Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, scotty said: Yes, it is rather refreshing. Not before time either. I'm thinking of digging up Maggie Thatcher and giving her a good pumping Grotty. Fancy sponsoring me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Do your dresses have shoulder pads which turn 180 degrees, to cover your hairy pits? Why, is your wife selling some of the ones she can't squeeze into anymore? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: Size 48 ? That's your IQ sweetheart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: No. Do you wear a strap-on ? Do you wear beard cover when you're out stalking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Sure, fair enough. My jeans may look a bit frayed around the edges, but I'd wager that Punkers has a hole in the back of his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 55 minutes ago, Slippers said: Do you wear beard cover when you're out stalking? Yes, he does take his wife with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 6 hours ago, Iam Ape said: You? A bully? You’ve got to be fucking joking. The only way this could ever happen is if you were 15 and attending an infant school, and even then you’d take a few hidings. When punkers was at primary school, all the other kids were playing cowboys and indians or reading about space rockets and stuff, he felt right out of it. He just sat there with his bricks and left them to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, scotty said: Yes, he does take his wife with him. Beard or no beard, he takes his wife up the arse, more likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, scotty said: When punkers was at primary school, all the other kids were playing cowboys and indians or reading about space rockets and stuff, he felt right out of it. He just sat there with his bricks and left them to it. Was he not known as Sioux, whilst he played with a cowboy? He certainly rode into town and shot-up the Sheriff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 On 7/28/2018 at 9:06 AM, Punkape said: Jeans are not allowed at my Golf club.Visiting parties must comply as well or they will be fucked off. lol. Your golf club has a completely different definition of playing through and the nineteenth hole. Your words on fashion appeal to the likes of Rob Halford and Freddie Mercury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your golf club has a completely different definition of playing through and the nineteenth hole. Your words on fashion appeal to the likes of Rob Halford and Freddie Mercury. You know what golf stands for? Gay Outdoor Lifestyle with Fellas - Jay Inbetweeners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 37 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your golf club has a completely different definition of playing through and the nineteenth hole. Your words on fashion appeal to the likes of Rob Halford and Freddie Mercury. There's a lot of suspect terminology associated with golf, for instance, when selecting a club, whilst looking for irons, he could get wood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's a lot of suspect terminology associated with golf, for instance, when selecting a club, whilst looking for irons, he could get wood. Golf breathes new life into the ages old mystery of what came first, chicken or egg; was golf invented by the gay or did golf create gay? It seems most coded gay speak has a golf origin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 I wonder what SOCCER stands for Suck Off Cocks .. you finish it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 On 7/28/2018 at 1:32 PM, Punkape said: Jeans are for teenagers with dubious sexual identities, faggots, biker gangs,drug addicts, rodeo fantasists and other assorted wankers and degenerates. Jeans are largely banned at most up market establishments, clubs and sports meetings so why on earth pay for cloth designed as workwear for agricultural peasants in the southern USA. Indeed why on earth would anyone have the name of known homosexuals on the arse of their trousers? (Armani, Versace, Dolce and Bender). i wear chinos and properly tailored trousers. Karl Lagerfeld is a massive cunt. Fuck off. Punker's do you say "Rugby" or "Rugger"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 On 7/28/2018 at 1:32 PM, Punkape said: i wear chinos Are you Tony Blair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 19 minutes ago, Slippers said: Punker's do you say "Rugby" or "Rugger"? Both actually.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 I'm wearing jeans right now. What do you think of that Spunkers you fabulistic latent homosexual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, nocti said: I'm wearing jeans right now. What do you think of that Spunkers you fabulistic latent homosexual? He's not latent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Slippers said: He's not latent. Blatant? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, nocti said: Blatant? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Slippers said: He's not latent. No, the Lay Tent was the name given by fellow club swingers to Punkies’ bivouac on the links at Carnoustie. Inside was our Cheshire hero, trussed up in his sleeping back, with only his puckered ring on show and a crudely written price list on the back of a Harvester menu. Very popular it was too, till the customers got home and discovered a chancre or three. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 On 7/29/2018 at 8:24 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Your golf club has a completely different definition of playing through and the nineteenth hole. Your words on fashion appeal to the likes of Rob Halford and Freddie Mercury. Considering how limp his wrists are likely to be, I find it unbelievable that he can use his wood to forcefully drive his balls into the matted undergrowth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 On 7/28/2018 at 2:06 PM, Punkape said: Jeans are not allowed at my Golf club.Visiting parties must comply as well or they will be fucked off. lol. Your golf club is a knackered out VW with go-fast stripes. You use it to procure rent boys and other benders in some shitty layby off the A40. I'll wager the whole van stinks of three day old fishy spunk and you have to fold your sheets with a mallet. Does it have horn? Or do you flash your fetid little winky out the side door to tout for business? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 At a guess Punker's christian name is something like Cecil or Wilbert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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