Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Jeans are for teenagers with dubious sexual identities, faggots, biker gangs,drug addicts, rodeo fantasists and other assorted wankers and degenerates. Jeans are largely banned at most up market establishments, clubs and sports meetings so why on earth pay for cloth designed as workwear for agricultural peasants in the southern USA. Indeed why on earth would anyone have the name of known homosexuals on the arse of their trousers? (Armani, Versace, Dolce and Bender). i wear chinos and properly tailored trousers. Karl Lagerfeld is a massive cunt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: i wear chinos and properly tailored trousers. You walk around Cheshire in arseless chaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Jeans are for teenagers with dubious sexual identities, faggots, biker gangs,drug addicts, rodeo fantasists and other assorted wankers and degenerates. Jeans are largely banned at most up market establishments, clubs and sports meetings so why on earth pay for cloth designed as workwear for agricultural peasants in the southern USA. Indeed why on earth would anyone have the name of known homosexuals on the arse of their trousers? (Armani, Versace, Dolce and Bender). i wear chinos and properly tailored trousers. Karl Lagerfeld is a massive cunt. Fuck off. I imagine that you have all the sartorial subtlety of Elton John. If it's not outrageously flamboyant, pink and doesn't have a wild-west style arse-flap, you're not interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Could you give your BBC Micro model B a good twat with a hammer please? Punkape.exe seems to be stuck on loop again, you boring, repetitive fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 8 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Could you give your BBC Micro model B a good twat with a hammer please? Punkape.exe seems to be stuck on loop again, you boring, repetitive fucking cunt. I’ve no doubt you have at least a dozen pairs of jeans 👖..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 21 minutes ago, Punkape said: Jeans are for teenagers with dubious sexual identities, faggots, biker gangs,drug addicts, rodeo fantasists and other assorted wankers and degenerates. Jeans are largely banned at most up market establishments, clubs and sports meetings so why on earth pay for cloth designed as workwear for agricultural peasants in the southern USA. Indeed why on earth would anyone have the name of known homosexuals on the arse of their trousers? (Armani, Versace, Dolce and Bender). i wear chinos and properly tailored trousers. Karl Lagerfeld is a massive cunt. Fuck off. Oh please just fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: Oh please just fuck off. Another jeans wearer. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 18 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: You walk around Cheshire in arseless chaps. And a leather peaked cap with a chain across the front. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: Another jeans wearer. lol. Yes, I wear fucking jeans. I wear jeans when I’m not at work, when I’m relaxing with my family and friends. I like jeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: And a leather peaked cap with a chain across the front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Some stupid cunts buy their jeans then slash holes in them because homosexual fashion people told them to..........Emperors clothes... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Yes, I wear fucking jeans. I wear jeans when I’m not at work, when I’m relaxing with my family and friends. I like jeans. I bet you rip holes in the crotch of your jeans..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Enter Decimus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 26 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: You walk around Cheshire in arseless chaps. Jeans are not allowed at my Golf club.Visiting parties must comply as well or they will be fucked off. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Jeans are not allowed at my Golf club.Visiting parties must comply as well or they will be fucked off. lol. Change the record you spunk gargling, negro cock chomping one trick pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: I bet you rip holes in the crotch of your jeans..... I bet you rip holes in the arse of your chinos, to save time when reversing onto glory holes. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: Jeans are not allowed at my Golf club.Visiting parties must comply as well or they will be fucked off. lol. Golf is for cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Some stupid cunts buy their jeans then slash holes in them because homosexual fashion people told them too..........Emperors clothes... lol. While the nomination is as per your usual, a pile of shit, I have to agree with this point. Wearing a pair of slashed jeans, makes anybody look misguided and repulsive. But make no mistake, a pair of elephants-crotched, shapeless, perhaps chrome-plated, polyester riddled or cheap cotton saggies, looks equally fucking low. I can envision your sad, gravity-compliant, smelly arse in a pair of House of Asda, double discount, dingy beige, marmite stained dugs. The current storms are due to your shuffling on your polyester, 1960s vintage carpet, you disgusting cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet you rip holes in the arse of your chinos, to save time when reversing onto glory holes. lol. I bet he rips the arseholes of any man or beast or other he can get his filthy spunk coated hands on. Such is the way of these faux golfing, ex public school sausaging types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: Jeans are not allowed at my Golf club.Visiting parties must comply as well or they will be fucked off. lol. Your “Golf club” consists of a group of pissed-up local con youth, driving in circles their rotten, oil-belching, rust wagons. This nocturnal activity takes place after midnight, at the local fields of your council estate. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Just now, White Cunt said: Your “Golf club” consists of a group of pissed-up local con youth, driving in circles their rotten, oil-belching, rust wagons. This nocturnal activity takes place after midnight, at the local fields of your council estate. Fuck off. It is my golf club because I’m a shareholder. Do you play at the local council run golf field ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I bet he rips the arseholes of any man or beast or other he can get his filthy spunk coated hands on. Such is the way of these faux golfing, ex public school sausaging types. I bet you wear “George” from Asda downmarket jeans.....another fudge packer.... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 35 minutes ago, Punkape said: Jeans are not allowed at my Golf club.Visiting parties must comply as well or they will be fucked off. lol. Quite right too.... and only course shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: I bet you wear “George” from Asda downmarket jeans.....another fudge packer.... Lol. You'll be in the cooler for another long stretch by this time tomorrow. Pig shit thick fantasist poof. We're all sick of your bullshit apart from @cuntspotter who obviously finds you hilarious due to his worsening senility, the dopey cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Quite right too.... and only course shoes. Golf shoes are not allowed in the clubhouse nor are transgender training shoes, transvestite sandals or fucking flip-flops.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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