camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 I met up with an old school friend today who I haven't seen in years. She rang me up, we had a long chat and agreed to meet for a drink. For the last couple of weeks I've been looking forward to meeting up and getting together on a regular basis. I get to the bar early and ordered an expensive bottle of cabernet in anticipation of her arrival.She turns up in crocs. I poured, we clinked glasses and sipped. I looked at her feet, clad in these fucking green abominations. I couldn't let it go. "What the fuck are they?" I asked. "Do you like them? Cool aren't they". She replied. Everything after that was a haze. I would rather have my legs amputated than wear crocs. I mean they aren't fucking real shoes are they? I didn't tell her that a lot of people with type 2 diabetes wear them. Yeah really fucking cool. Needless to say I zapped her number from my phone. Fuck her and fuck her "cool" footware. I bet Roops wears them. In black. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 This man tried to wear a croc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I met up with an old school friend today who I haven't seen in years. She rang me up, we had a long chat and agreed to meet for a drink. For the last couple of weeks I've been looking forward to meeting up and getting together on a regular basis. I get to the bar early and ordered an expensive bottle of cabernet in anticipation of her arrival.She turns up in crocs. I poured, we clinked glasses and sipped. I looked at her feet, clad in these fucking green abominations. I couldn't let it go. "What the fuck are they?" I asked. "Do you like them? Cool aren't they". She replied. Everything after that was a haze. I would rather have my legs amputated than wear crocs. I mean they aren't fucking real shoes are they? I didn't tell her that a lot of people with type 2 diabetes wear them. Yeah really fucking cool. Needless to say I zapped her number from my phone. Fuck her and fuck her "cool" footware. I bet Roops wears them. In black. You thick and shallow disgusting fucking whore. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I met up with an old school friend today who I haven't seen in years. She rang me up, we had a long chat and agreed to meet for a drink. For the last couple of weeks I've been looking forward to meeting up and getting together on a regular basis. I get to the bar early and ordered an expensive bottle of cabernet in anticipation of her arrival.She turns up in crocs. I poured, we clinked glasses and sipped. I looked at her feet, clad in these fucking green abominations. I couldn't let it go. "What the fuck are they?" I asked. "Do you like them? Cool aren't they". She replied. Everything after that was a haze. I would rather have my legs amputated than wear crocs. I mean they aren't fucking real shoes are they? I didn't tell her that a lot of people with type 2 diabetes wear them. Yeah really fucking cool. Needless to say I zapped her number from my phone. Fuck her and fuck her "cool" footware. I bet Roops wears them. In black. Fantasist bollocks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 The stubblets wear crocs to run around the garden, but if they set foot outside the front gate in them, I'm digging a deep hole and buying some lime 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I met up with an old school friend today who I haven't seen in years. She rang me up, we had a long chat and agreed to meet for a drink. For the last couple of weeks I've been looking forward to meeting up and getting together on a regular basis. I get to the bar early and ordered an expensive bottle of cabernet in anticipation of her arrival.She turns up in crocs. I poured, we clinked glasses and sipped. I looked at her feet, clad in these fucking green abominations. I couldn't let it go. "What the fuck are they?" I asked. "Do you like them? Cool aren't they". She replied. Everything after that was a haze. I would rather have my legs amputated than wear crocs. I mean they aren't fucking real shoes are they? I didn't tell her that a lot of people with type 2 diabetes wear them. Yeah really fucking cool. Needless to say I zapped her number from my phone. Fuck her and fuck her "cool" footware. I bet Roops wears them. In black. I haven’t realised that this trampware was still around.Good riddance, Gyppo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: This man tried to wear a croc. You and that thick fucking whore were made for one another. You really are an idiot, Alf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, Frank said: You thick and shallow disgusting fucking whore. Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Frank said: You thick and shallow disgusting fucking whore. As opposed to the pastel deck shoes that sit below your pipe cleaner thin legs? Fucking poof 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fantasist bollocks. As opposed to the second hand wellies (both left footers) that sit below your disgusting, bedsore ridden wookie legs? Fucking ponce 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fantasist bollocks. If you say so sweetheart. If you say so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you say so sweetheart. If you say so. You’re drunk again, you stupid fender-like dope. A clumsy cut and paste ‘98 cosmopolitan article lifted for our amusement? You fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 33 minutes ago, Frank said: You’re drunk again, you stupid fender-like dope. A clumsy cut and paste ‘98 cosmopolitan article lifted for our amusement? You fucking idiot. What colour are your crocs, baldy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What colour are your crocs, baldy? Crocs simply wouldn't stay on franks boney AIDS withered feet- he'd have to wear 5 pairs of thick socks just to get into a woman's pair. Not only would this be a fashion faux-pars with his gayer than Tom Dayley wardrobe but his skinny legs would make him look like a spasticated giraffe suffering from malnutrition 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 7 hours ago, Frank said: You and that thick fucking whore were made for one another. You really are an idiot, Alf. You and death were made for each other. Shame that wasn't your arm. Spastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I met up with an old school friend today who I haven't seen in years. She rang me up, we had a long chat and agreed to meet for a drink. For the last couple of weeks I've been looking forward to meeting up and getting together on a regular basis. I get to the bar early and ordered an expensive bottle of cabernet in anticipation of her arrival.She turns up in crocs. I poured, we clinked glasses and sipped. I looked at her feet, clad in these fucking green abominations. I couldn't let it go. "What the fuck are they?" I asked. "Do you like them? Cool aren't they". She replied. Everything after that was a haze. I would rather have my legs amputated than wear crocs. I mean they aren't fucking real shoes are they? I didn't tell her that a lot of people with type 2 diabetes wear them. Yeah really fucking cool. Needless to say I zapped her number from my phone. Fuck her and fuck her "cool" footware. I bet Roops wears them. In black. Frankly, I'm more than a little bit surprised that someone who parades around Camberwell with a dick swinging like a pendulum from beneath the hem of a sack cloth dress has the audacity to pass sartorial judgement on others. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Frankly, I'm more than a little bit surprised that someone who parades around Camberwell with a dick swinging like a pendulum from beneath the hem of a sack cloth dress has the audacity to pass sartorial judgement on others. You really are a one dimensional idiot Dec's. It makes me laugh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: You and death were made for each other. Shame that wasn't your arm. Spastic! Alf you might recall that extraordinary episode last year when you returned from a two week make-believe holiday after only five days. Any pot-headed thoughts as to where you won’t be going this year? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Alf you might recall that extraordinary episode last year when you returned from your two week pretend holiday after only five days. Any pot-headed thoughts as to where you won’t be going this year? I am off on a staycation this year as there is nothing more glorious than our beautiful island in this wonderful sunshine. I live by a beach, why go anywhere else where I may bump into you? Now where did I put that bong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You really are a one dimensional idiot Dec's. It makes me laugh Its interesting how so many on here are fixated with chicks with dicks .. I do sometimes wonder how many of the "men" here actually have "manginas". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I met up with an old school friend today who I haven't seen in years. She rang me up, we had a long chat and agreed to meet for a drink. For the last couple of weeks I've been looking forward to meeting up and getting together on a regular basis. I get to the bar early and ordered an expensive bottle of cabernet in anticipation of her arrival.She turns up in crocs. I poured, we clinked glasses and sipped. I looked at her feet, clad in these fucking green abominations. I couldn't let it go. "What the fuck are they?" I asked. "Do you like them? Cool aren't they". She replied. Everything after that was a haze. I would rather have my legs amputated than wear crocs. I mean they aren't fucking real shoes are they? I didn't tell her that a lot of people with type 2 diabetes wear them. Yeah really fucking cool. Needless to say I zapped her number from my phone. Fuck her and fuck her "cool" footware. I bet Roops wears them. In black. Let me get this straight. You've obviously invented a late night, drink-induced story about abruptly ending a long-term friendship because you didn't like the shoes your friend was wearing, yes? Less surprising is just how much of a halfwit you've been making yourself look in recent months, second only to a certain Brexit-obsessed fuckwit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Let me get this straight. You've obviously invented a late night, drink-induced story about abruptly ending a long-term friendship because you didn't like the shoes your friend was wearing, yes? Less surprising is just how much of a halfwit you've been making yourself look in recent months, second only to a certain Brexit-obsessed fuckwit. Bloody hell you still around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 54 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bloody hell you still around? You're only jealous of your ex-pal because Crocs doesn't produce footwear that'll accommodate the sheer size of your Sasquatch hoofs. What a shame, for you. Just think of the ease with which you could wipe off the 3am wine and tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You're only jealous of your ex-pal because Crocs doesn't produce footwear that'll accommodate the sheer size of your Sasquatch hoofs. What a shame, for you. Just think of the ease with which you could wipe off the 3am wine and tears. Fucking hell, I've discovered someone less funny than Michael McIntyre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Who the fuck wears crocs? My old crocs including the cutlery were lobbed in a skip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell, I've discovered someone less funny than Michael McIntyre. Then I suggest you ditch your latest black boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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