White Cunt Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 30 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Over priced shit run by upper middle class fucking cunts who think charging £8.50 for a cup of coffee is socially responsible. A vein attempt to recreate Paris cafe culture in Croydon and other shit holes. But at least they don’t sell Novichocky Sandwiches like Pret a Murderer. The Sociology student who sat in these cafes will simply have to slum in now in Costa, or try real life begging on the streets then sitting in a doorway smoking a bag of mamba. For a true Parisian feel, you would have to make these places much grottier, filled with hyperactive dwarf lizards cruising around with micro coffee cups and anorexic housewives gagging for a shag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, White Cunt said: For a true Parisian feel, you would have to make these places much grottier, filled with hyperactive dwarf lizards cruising around with micro coffee cups and anorexic housewives gagging for a shag. You’re on drugs again....addict and twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 Just now, Lord Punkape said: You’re on drugs again....addict and twat. Twat is so you.lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The only cock he's had surgically removed, was made of rubber and ran off 48 AAA Duracell Batteries. He should have dealt with it before the check in at Luton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Once the wife joins you...... are you on the run in Marbella or sumfink? Once the wife retires, to be clear. Then we will take full advantage of our dual nationality and fuck off out of here, before the riots/food shortages/civil unrest that Panzy keeps promising. Don’t care if the economy tanks, just as long as those nice people in Fleetwood keep paying our pensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Over priced shit run by upper middle class fucking cunts who think charging £8.50 for a cup of coffee is socially responsible. A vein attempt to recreate Paris cafe culture in Croydon and other shit holes. But at least they don’t sell Novichocky Sandwiches like Pret a Murderer. The Sociology student who sat in these cafes will simply have to slum in now in Costa, or try real life begging on the streets then sitting in a doorway smoking a bag of mamba. The one near us had a knocking shop above it for some weeks, apparently. The police rumbled it when men kept going in asking for a cream horn whereupon they were ushered upstairs and relieved by a squad of Romanian cocksuckers. When they raided the place the Tubby Bobbies all demanded free coffee and cake for their silence. Might explain their current balance sheet issues, come to think of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 32 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: The one near us had a knocking shop above it for some weeks, apparently. Men kept going in asking for a cream horn whereupon they were ushered upstairs and relieved by a squad of Romanian cocksuckers. I'm getting a whiff of Eau de Business Model, the scent of cold, hard cash. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 2 hours ago, scotty said: I'm getting a whiff of Eau de Business Model, the scent of cold, hard cash. 🤔 Go for it Scotty. I'd suggest a drive-thru spin off too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Go for it Scotty. I'd suggest a drive-thru spin off too. Too late boys; punkers has beat you to it with his cardboard range rover drive-by service, glory holes on both sides for a double hand job option for a fiver a go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Once the wife retires, to be clear. Then we will take full advantage of our dual nationality and fuck off out of here, before the riots/food shortages/civil unrest that Panzy keeps promising. Don’t care if the economy tanks, just as long as those nice people in Fleetwood keep paying our pensions. Papua New Guinea it is then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 On 10/13/2018 at 10:31 PM, Last Cunt Standing said: Already retired my Lupine friend. Once the wife joins me, we’re outta here next year, a little further than the Med. Thanks for asking. Have you considered swapping avatars with scotty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 Aren't we missing the point here? We're two pages and god-knows-how-many-replies into this nom and no one has mentioned Frank? That usually happens 2nd (5th max) posting in, before the whole shebang is driven off-course into the Frankcentric sewer of irrelevancy. Up your fucking game people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 FRANK Frank Frank FRANK Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank FRANK! (for the benefit of Comrade Jiggers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: FRANK Frank Frank FRANK Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank FRANK! (for the benefit of Comrade Jiggers) It's just as well Frank never got under your skin, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: It's just as well Frank never got under your skin, isn't it? Stop being daft. You're making a prized cunt of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: Have you considered swapping avatars with scotty? If you change yours to Trina Gulliver, I might consider it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: If you change yours to Trina Gulliver, I might consider it. Awful, chisel faced dyke. i wouldn't have minded a go at Anastasia Dobromyslova before she got porky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Awful, chisel faced dyke. i wouldn't have minded a go at Anastasia Dobromyslova before she got porky. I think you meant, Dropmysaliva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 On 10/14/2018 at 7:42 AM, Last Cunt Standing said: The one near us had a knocking shop above it for some weeks, apparently. The police rumbled it when men kept going in asking for a cream horn whereupon they were ushered upstairs and relieved by a squad of Romanian cocksuckers. When they raided the place the Tubby Bobbies all demanded free coffee and cake for their silence. Might explain their current balance sheet issues, come to think of it. I wondered why the busty cafe girl asked me if I wanted chocolate on the top of my cappuccino or if I just wanted a thick creamy late over her tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 On 10/14/2018 at 12:10 AM, White Cunt said: For a true Parisian feel, you would have to make these places much grottier, filled with hyperactive dwarf lizards cruising around with micro coffee cups and anorexic housewives gagging for a shag. Maybe scatter a few used needles on the floor in the downstairs toilet, slash, hole in the ground. Some French African spray paint graffiti on the walls. An assortment of shit hard rock buns and bread sticks for sale as food. All served by a fat sweaty French garlic crunching cunt with a disgusting cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth. I feel like Iam really there, just off Montmartre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 18 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Maybe scatter a few used needles on the floor in the downstairs toilet, slash, hole in the ground. Some French African spray paint graffiti on the walls. An assortment of shit hard rock buns and bread sticks for sale as food. All served by a fat sweaty French garlic crunching cunt with a disgusting cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth. I feel like Iam really there, just off Montmartre. They are getting more and more chinks paying for the privilege, so hope the Frogs will squeeze them for the shit accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: They are getting more and more chinks paying for the privilege, so hope the Frogs will squeeze them for the shit accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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