Ape™️ Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You strike me as the sort of well-read gentleman who easily affords the very best brand names endorsed by the Royal Family. You use Fairy liquid, don't you? It’s interesting you should think this, Wolfers, because he strikes me as a stupid fucking cunt. Funny how opinions can vary so much, isn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 11 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: It’s interesting you should think this, Wolfers, because he strikes me as a stupid fucking cunt. Funny how opinions can vary so much, isn’t it? "Wolfers?" "Wolfers?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: "Wolfers?" "Wolfers?" Howl he explain that then, ratters? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: An Irish Jew?... ...with dumplings? FFS Eric😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: "Wolfers?" "Wolfers?" I think he's referring to cunts who eat too quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Couldn't help it. Oyvey!🕎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Careful old bean, we're getting into skull-fucking territory. I believe Mr Baws would be the man to ask on that one, the filthy Jock motherfucker LMGTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 11 hours ago, scotty said: Howl he explain that then, ratters? 🤔 oh for fuck's sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he's referring to cunts who eat too quickly. should have said gobblers then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 44 minutes ago, ratcum said: should have said gobblers then knob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: LMGTFY That P45 territory not to mention some searching questions from the old bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 On 11/20/2018 at 11:47 AM, 'eavensabove said: Christmas Day is on a Tuesday this year, which puts you right out of the equation in terms of being fed. Out of date stale Croissant reductions, as you will know, are on your every other Friday night out and at 5pm sharp. The chances of you being able to groom the shelf-fillers at your local TESCO's into knocking a £ off from a Mincingmeat Danish and a Pig in a Blanket are slim, even though it's on your agenda... You will undoubtedly therefore, do the same as you do most years by splashing-out for once one of the only foodstuff that you recognise as being 1 of your 5 a month. I notice that the meal has 'Field Fresh' peas, does that mean they're covered in pig shit and dirt? I suppose it would add some much needed flavour to the horrible, green, fart-pastilles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 19 minutes ago, cooze said: I notice that the meal has 'Field Fresh' peas does that mean they're covered in pig shit and dirt? I suppose it would add some much needed flavour to the horrible, green, fart-pastilles! Indeed they are. That chipolata looks suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: should have said gobblers then why don't you just shut the fuck up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, cooze said: I notice that the meal has 'Field Fresh' peas does that mean they're covered in pig shit and dirt? I suppose it would add some much needed flavour to the horrible, green, fart-pastilles! Is there someone here who would like a Lincolnshire sausage? .. I must ask Tim for permission to comment further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 On 11/19/2018 at 3:57 PM, DrCunt said: I would have thought you'd have well basted your Canada Goose first. Maybe it's the saltiness of the baste that's making it dry. The Irish Punkape cousins in Westport have sent a side of Irish smoked salmon which has just arrived. Marvellous. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: The Irish Punkape cousins in Westport have sent a side of Irish smoked salmon which has just arrived. Marvellous. lol. Fuck off. From which river did the pikey bastards poach it from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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