Guest Ollyboro Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 The list for the Taff theatre awards best play is as follows: Daibeth King Leek The Taming Of The Sheep Merry Miners Of Merthyr Timon Of Cardiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Witheredscrote Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Moonraper. Dai Another Day (Welsh subtitles) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 I'm stopping this before the inevitable happens and some cunt says Spactre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm stopping this before the inevitable happens and some cunt says Spactre. If you can’t beat ‘em. Idiot manchild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 Diamond necklaces are forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 11 minutes ago, Frank said: If you can’t beat ‘em. Idiot manchild. Did you know that there's a PM about you doing the rounds that isn't at all flattering? If you want to see your head superimposed onto a Weimaraner that's wearing a dress, I can add you to the thread. Until then, shut your fucking mouth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Did you know that there's a PM about you doing the rounds that isn't at all flattering? If you want to see your head superimposed onto a Weimaraner that's wearing a dress, I can add you to the thread. Until then, shut your fucking mouth. Frank sent that one to me weeks ago. Keep up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: What make me smile is that none of the cunts in the picture live in Wales. Dunno about the scrum half or the corgi though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 9 hours ago, Decimus said: I wasn't aware that Wales was cultured enough to warrant having its own theatre awards. Apparently though, there is indeed a market for plays without vowels in their scripts and where audience participation involves the front five rows of the audience being showered in globules of the actors spit. Anyway, this shit has been cancelled due to the furore surrounding one of the shortlisted plays, which contains white actors playing black roles. Apparently, it's OK to have a load of shines on TV wandering around mediaeval England and playing Little John in Robin Hood adaptations, as this falls under the umbrella of "colour blind casting". But cast a white man as Othello or Huggy Bear and all of a sudden the Twittersphere is up in arms and screaming "Racism". If Idris Elba is cast as the next James Bond, I expect the Baftas to be similarly cancelled due to the outrage of some right-on faggot film critic. Except it won't be. Bond is near? no Bond is a Ni##er ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: What make me smile is that none of the cunts in the picture live in Wales. Dunno about the scrum half or the corgi though. The only good thing to cum out of wales is the fucking road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 9 hours ago, Decimus said: I wasn't aware that Wales was cultured enough to warrant having its own theatre awards. Apparently though, there is indeed a market for plays without vowels in their scripts and where audience participation involves the front five rows of the audience being showered in globules of the actors spit. Anyway, this shit has been cancelled due to the furore surrounding one of the shortlisted plays, which contains white actors playing black roles. Apparently, it's OK to have a load of shines on TV wandering around mediaeval England and playing Little John in Robin Hood adaptations, as this falls under the umbrella of "colour blind casting". But cast a white man as Othello or Huggy Bear and all of a sudden the Twittersphere is up in arms and screaming "Racism". If Idris Elba is cast as the next James Bond, I expect the Baftas to be similarly cancelled due to the outrage of some right-on faggot film critic. Except it won't be. Thing is, there are no black men live in wales. Who the fuck would choose to live in such a shit hole. There would be nothing worth robbing and all the fit blondes have four legs. Plus they would be the only jam spoon in the village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Bond is near? no Bond is a Ni##er ! Nipper? I know the current one is a short arse but he's not that small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nipper? I know the current one is a short arse but he's not that small. Watch blazing saddles.....class film. You will learn a lot about life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 12 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Watch blazing saddles.....class film. You will learn a lot about life. 'Mongo love the sheriff, sheriff only man who ever kick Mongo's arse' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 Idris Elba could never play Bond,every time the cunt drove an Aston Martin 100 yards he'd get pulled over by the old bill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 'You only wash twice' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 59 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Thing is, there are no black men live in wales. Who the fuck would choose to live in such a shit hole. There would be nothing worth robbing and all the fit blondes have four legs. Plus they would be the only jam spoon in the village. Since the mines shut down they hasn't been any black men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 13 minutes ago, Neil said: Idris Elba could never play Bond,every time the cunt drove an Aston Martin 100 yards he'd get pulled over by the old bill. The Spy Who Raped Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Mongo love the sheriff, sheriff only man who ever kick Mongo's arse' "Schwarzes! Loz em Geyn" "Hosti gezen en dehn lebm. Dey is blacker than us". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Schwarzes! Loz em Geyn" "Hosti gezen en dehn lebm. Dey is blacker than us". Imagine if 'Zulu' was ever adapted for telly by the BBC.. "Victims, fousands of 'em, far as the eye can see" "Right lads! Don't shoot.. at all. This is their country and we're oppressing them, we deserve to be slaughtered like the racist, imperialist bastards we are" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine if 'Zulu' was ever adapted for telly by the BBC.. "Victims, fousands of 'em, far as the eye can see" "Right lads! Don't shoot.. at all. This is their country and we're oppressing them, we deserve to be slaughtered like the racist, imperialist bastards we are" "They're taunting us with their battle song. Let's sing louder. Ready lads "One love, one heart, let's get together and feel alright......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 15 hours ago, Decimus said: Blackfinger, license to rape. Casino Royal with Cheese, muthafucka Diamonds are forever, on my gold-plated Rolex, Bitch Live and let die- from sickle cell anaemia The man with the golden glock In the dark, I can see your eyes only (unless you smile) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 I imagine the kind of theatre productions dickeless goes to see involve a bloke firing globules of his cock snot into the five front rows of the audience. The Norfolk Herald calls it a tour de force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I imagine the kind of theatre productions dickeless goes to see involve a bloke firing globules of his cock snot into the five front rows of the audience. The Norfolk Herald calls it a tour de force. I imagine that the only sort of productions that you attend are Punch and Judy shows, you suspect cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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