Earl of Punkape Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, TheLeaveCunt said: So why ask who I am, you stupid fucking cunt? 🤷🏼♂️ You’re new. Please tell us a bit about yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: You’re new. Please tell us a bit about yourself? Tell him a bit a about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re new. Please tell us a bit about yourself? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: And a good job too. You can bet your right bollock that any potential future English parliament will be based in some fucking regional shithole, most likely up north. I don't know about you, but I'd rather face-fuck Alan Carr than take orders from some northern fucking swamp. Cheshire is well above the swamp... If you don’t have a Polo Club within 20 miles you either live in a shithole or you have have fucked off to a national park. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re new. Please tell us a bit about yourself? TRANSLATION : 'PM me your favourite gay dogging location and a picture of your erect love muscle, you saucy boy' 💝 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Fuck off. Good evening serf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cheshire is well above the swamp... If you don’t have a Polo Club within 20 miles you either live in a shithole or you have have fucked off to a national park. Fuck off. Polio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Cheshire is well above the swamp... If you don’t have a Polo Club within 20 miles you either live in a shithole or you have have fucked off to a national park. Fuck off. Cheshire is where northerners who are too poor to live in Surrey move to. They all live in garish collonaded Barratt homes next door to ghastly footballers and their fat, fake tanned, chavvy wags. Cheshire has got about as much class an African despot who has struck it rich off of a big oil find. Fuck off you disgusting northern tramp. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good evening serf. So, no more holidays in Brunei for you then I guess? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheLeaveCunt Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 56 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Tell him a bit a about me. Live in Somerset, English, dispair over these cunts claiming to be MPs “acting on behalf of the people” . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: Cheshire is where northerners who are too poor to live in Surrey move to. They all live in garish collonaded Barratt homes next door to ghastly footballers and their fat, fake tanned, chavvy wags. Cheshire has got about as much class an African despot who has struck it rich off of a big oil find. Fuck off you disgusting northern tramp. I take it that you are not a member of the Cheshire Set? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Decimus said: And a good job too. You can bet your right bollock that any potential future English parliament will be based in some fucking regional shithole, most likely up north. I don't know about you, but I'd rather face-fuck Alan Carr than take orders from some northern fucking swamp. Yeah cause you jellied eel eating, scummy, perpetually miserable, poverty stricken, limp wristed, apples n' pears toothless cunts from the south have done such a great job so far. Just remember all the energy, electricity and water comes from the north you dumb fuck. It would be absolutely hysterical to cut all that off from London and all the other arrogant southern shitholes and watch it plunge into total chaos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Yeah cause you jellied eel eating, scummy, perpetually miserable, poverty stricken, limp wristed, apples n' pears toothless cunts from the south have done such a great job so far. Just remember all the energy, electricity and water comes from the north you dumb fuck. It would be absolutely hysterical to cut all that off from London and all the other arrogant southern shitholes and watch it plunge into total chaos. Fuck me, you're northern?! I thought that your admittance that you were a fully grown man who spends his days talking to children on XBox live about your favourite Pokémon characters was the most damaging revelation about yourself that you could ever have made. And now this! Tell me, Compo, what disgusting mill town is your back-to-back hovel located in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Yeah cause you jellied eel eating, scummy, perpetually miserable, poverty stricken, limp wristed, apples n' pears toothless cunts from the south have done such a great job so far. Just remember all the energy, electricity and water comes from the north you dumb fuck. It would be absolutely hysterical to cut all that off from London and all the other arrogant southern shitholes and watch it plunge into total chaos. I hope you're not going to take this shit @Decimus? Granted, the insult comes from one of the stupidest twats this site has ever witnessed, but still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I hope you're not going to take this shit @Decimus? Granted, the insult comes from one of the stupidest twats this site has ever witnessed, but still See above. He's going to regret ever revealing that he shares the blood of Ding, the filthy northern cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck me, you're northern?! I thought that your admittance that you were a fully grown man who spends his days talking to children on XBox live about your favourite Pokémon characters was the most damaging revelation about yourself that you could ever have made. And now this! Tell me, Compo, what disgusting mill town is your back-to-back hovel located in? If by "norveern" you mean live in a beautiful area where the average small bungalow costs £300'000+ and the average car costs about 7x more than the slum you live in in the south and the people don't have that gay nasally accent then yeah you're right! It makes me laugh when faggoty yah yah cunts from a shithole like the south of england say ridiculous shit like " it's grim up north" no no peasants get it right, it's grim down south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: If by "norveern" you mean live in a beautiful area where the average small bungalow costs £300'000+ and the average car costs about 7x more than the slum you live in in the south and the people don't have that gay nasally accent then yeah you're right! It makes me laugh when faggoty yah yah cunts from a shithole like the south of england say ridiculous shit like " it's grim up north" no no peasants get it right, it's grim down south. That's about as ridiculous as your belief that Britain is a world superpower that rivals Russia and the USA in military power. Where is this mythical northern paradise that you call home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I hope you're not going to take this shit @Decimus? Granted, the insult comes from one of the stupidest twats this site has ever witnessed, but still Go and fondle an earthworm you stupid marble mouthed prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Go and fondle an earthworm you stupid marble mouthed prick. There no need for a retort, my esteemed fellow cunt has you on the run bragging about the northern paradise you live in. His bringing up of the "we're harder that Russia" thing has further reminded me of what a hopeless cretin you are Good luck, this should be fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: So, no more holidays in Brunei for you then I guess? To be fair, the sultan of Brunei is only taking over where AIDS left off. Somebody had to pick up the baton. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: That's about as ridiculous as your belief that Britain is a world superpower that rivals Russia and the USA in military power. Where is this mythical northern paradise that you call home? Sorry snowflake.. you'll just have to wonder, while you're standing on your balcony overlooking a sewage outlet in Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 27 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Yeah cause you jellied eel eating, scummy, perpetually miserable, poverty stricken, limp wristed, apples n' pears toothless cunts from the south have done such a great job so far. Just remember all the energy, electricity and water comes from the north you dumb fuck. It would be absolutely hysterical to cut all that off from London and all the other arrogant southern shitholes and watch it plunge into total chaos. You're a fackin norvern mankey? you poor cunt. We have carpets, electricity and kids wearing shoes down here. And magic boxes in our kitchens that heat up Greggs sausage rolls in 60 seconds, using nuclear stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Sorry snowflake.. you'll just have to wonder, while you're standing on your balcony overlooking a sewage outlet in Norfolk. Christ, I bet old webby has deleted his account and gone straight to the kitchen cupboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: If by "norveern" you mean live in a beautiful area where the average small bungalow costs £300'000+ and the average car costs about 7x more than the slum you live in in the south and the people don't have that gay nasally accent then yeah you're right! It makes me laugh when faggoty yah yah cunts from a shithole like the south of england say ridiculous shit like " it's grim up north" no no peasants get it right, it's grim down south. Games console downloading updates again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're a fackin norvern mankey? you poor cunt. We have carpets, electricity and kids wearing shoes down here. And magic boxes in our kitchens that heat up Greggs sausage rolls in 60 seconds, using nuclear stuff. Ironic considering 99% of the UK's inventions come from the north as did the industrial revolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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