Earl of Punkape Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 Hey hey with the Monkeys Peter Tork is dead.... Peter Tork, a member of the dreadful made-for-TV pop group The Monkees, has died at the age of 77. "There are no words right now... heartbroken over the loss of my Monkee brother Peter Tork," bandmate Micky Dolenz tweeted. Fuck off Micky Dolenz and goodbye Peter Tork. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 If I remember, he was the only band member who could actually play any instrument at the beginning. And he only got the job because Stephen Stills was too ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 David Jones' mother invented Tipp-Ex. Honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 I'm a Bereaver? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, scotty said: I'm a Bereaver? Out of ammo. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Out of ammo. IOU Never mind that, did davy jones' mum really invent tippex? And if so, did she get the idea after wanking off her old man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, scotty said: Never mind that, did davy jones' mum really invent tippex? And if so, did she get the idea after wanking off her old man? I once bought 500 bottles of Tippex. I made a big mistake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: David Jones' mother invented Tipp-Ex. Honest. It was Michael Nesmith's mum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 Probably the first manufactured “boy band”.......hired as actors, couldn’t play their instruments and couldn’t write songs. However, remembered for some classic pop songs. “I’m a Believer “, “Daydream Believer” and “ Last Train to Clarksville” spring to mind. I wonder how many of today’s boy band hits will be remembered in 50 years time, other than by mental old ladies trying to relive their youth.? A bit like Lady P and her reminisces of pre-Beeching long forgotten branch lines. Sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 49 minutes ago, scotty said: Never mind that, did davy jones' mum really invent tippex? And if so, did she get the idea after wanking off her old man? 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was Michael Nesmith's mum Gyppo is correct (c wot I dun?) apologies for the misremembered information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 Just now, judgetwi said: Probably the first manufactured “boy band”.......hired as actors, couldn’t play their instruments and couldn’t write songs. However, remembered for some classic pop songs. “I’m a Believer “, “Daydream Believer” and “ Last Train to Clarksville” spring to mind. I wonder how many of today’s boy band hits will be remembered in 50 years time, other than by mental old ladies trying to relive their youth.? A bit like Lady P and her reminisces of pre-Beeching long forgotten branch lines. Sad. Some cunt may correct me because I haven't checked with google. But I think Neil Diamond wrote a lot of their songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Some cunt may correct me because I haven't checked with google. But I think Neil Diamond wrote a lot of their songs. I’ve got loads of tippex if you need to be corrected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 21 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Probably the first manufactured “boy band”.......hired as actors, couldn’t play their instruments and couldn’t write songs. However, remembered for some classic pop songs. “I’m a Believer “, “Daydream Believer” and “ Last Train to Clarksville” spring to mind. I wonder how many of today’s boy band hits will be remembered in 50 years time, other than by mental old ladies trying to relive their youth.? A bit like Lady P and her reminisces of pre-Beeching long forgotten branch lines. Sad. Peter Tork could play the piano (learned when he was 8 or 9) and could also play the bass and acoustic guitars. He played banjo on one of George Harrison's songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Peter Tork could play the piano (learned when he was 8 or 9) and could also play the base and acoustic guitars. He played banjo on one of George Harrison's songs. Their manager taught them all to play the pink oboe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Peter Tork could play the piano (learned when he was 8 or 9) and could also play the bass and acoustic guitars. He played banjo on one of George Harrison's songs. For that alone he deserved to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 8 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hey hey with the Monkeys Peter Tork is dead.... Peter Tork, a member of the dreadful made-for-TV pop group The Monkees, has died at the age of 77. "There are no words right now... heartbroken over the loss of my Monkee brother Peter Tork," bandmate Micky Dolenz tweeted. Fuck off Micky Dolenz and goodbye Peter Tork. lol. I can’t speak for others, but I know exactly what I’ll be posting should I be fortunate enough to hear that you’ve died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Probably the first manufactured “boy band”.......hired as actors, couldn’t play their instruments and couldn’t write songs. However, remembered for some classic pop songs. “I’m a Believer “, “Daydream Believer” and “ Last Train to Clarksville” spring to mind. I wonder how many of today’s boy band hits will be remembered in 50 years time, other than by mental old ladies trying to relive their youth.? A bit like Lady P and her reminisces of pre-Beeching long forgotten branch lines. Sad. Last train... a fucking classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 46 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Last train... a fucking classic. I like a lot of their songs - Pleasant Valley Sunday a particular favourite. Great guitar riff and vocal harmonies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: Probably the first manufactured “boy band”.......hired as actors, couldn’t play their instruments and couldn’t write songs. However, remembered for some classic pop songs. “I’m a Believer “, “Daydream Believer” and “ Last Train to Clarksville” spring to mind. I wonder how many of today’s boy band hits will be remembered in 50 years time, other than by mental old ladies trying to relive their youth.? A bit like Lady P and her reminisces of pre-Beeching long forgotten branch lines. Sad. I was on the last AC multiple unit (E.M.U.) 304028 train from Crewe to Altrincham Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 46 minutes ago, The Bishop said: I was on the last AC multiple unit (E.M.U.) 304028 train from Crewe to Altrincham Judge. Pity you were not under it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I like a lot of their songs - Pleasant Valley Sunday a particular favourite. Great guitar riff and vocal harmonies. Whenever I'm in an area where all the houses look the same, the line from that sing always springs to mind: "Rows of houses that look the same" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Whenever I'm in an area where all the houses look the same, the line from that sing always springs to mind: "Rows of houses that look the same" “Rows of houses that are all the same” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 3 hours ago, The Bishop said: I was on the last AC multiple unit (E.M.U.) 304028 train from Crewe to Altrincham Judge. Last Train to Shitsville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Last Train to Shitsville. Altrincham is rather posh Judge .. no jellied eels there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 6 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I can’t speak for others, but I know exactly what I’ll be posting should I be fortunate enough to hear that you’ve died. A picture of you, a shower hose, a bottle of champagne and ‘censored’ sticker, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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