Guest DrCunt Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 On 24/09/2019 at 08:59, Cuntjocky said: Ratcum is here too!...you 2 fuckers are still here.!..what a bargain Ratcum and Judgetwi..you bastards! I remember you, CJ. Care to enlighten us regarding the long term absence? Not sure why you bothered to return, to be honest. Fucking dreadful would be a compliment, but you'll fit right in with the rest of the newbies. Please feel free to fuck right off again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 On 23/09/2019 at 12:20, Major Cunt said: About what I expected from a self loathing alcoholic. Go fuck yourself, Jewdy! An interesting proposition Marje. As I understand it “fucking yourself” is not actually physically possible. If it were i’d be doing it 24/7 ........probably......although I feel that fatigue would eventually set in. A good idea, taking into account how fucking dumb you are, but you haven’t thought this through have you Marjorie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 (edited) 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: An interesting proposition Marje. As I understand it “fucking yourself” is not actually physically possible. If it were i’d be doing it 24/7 ........probably......although I feel that fatigue would eventually set in. A good idea, taking into account how fucking dumb you are, but you haven’t thought this through have you Marjorie? I was willing to put our little feud to rest, Jewdy, but you just can't let it go, can you? Talking of being fucking dumb is more than ironic coming from you mate. You open yourself up to be ripped at every opportunity, and I'm not surprised. With cunts like you employed as the Met's finest we're all fucked. Although I've been fucked this weekend by a lovely little blonde bird, ten years my junior! Good result against Leeds though. 😁 Edited September 30, 2019 by Major Cunt Clarification, and fuck off Jewdy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Fucking hell Marje that cunt Boris puts it about don’t he? Have you thought about selling your story to the BBC mate? They’re all after him at the moment. You could make a lot of dosh there Marjorie. Of course, just a suggestion, i’m not questioning your morality or anything like that Marje. Entirely up to you me old mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Although I've been fucked this weekend by a lovely little blonde, ten years my junior! . 😁 What was his name? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Eddie said: What was his name? Don't get jealous, Ed. Just coz a sasquatch-esque bird is the best you can get with all your imaginary dough! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Don't get jealous, Ed. Just coz a sasquatch-esque bird is the best you can get with all your imaginary dough! Fair enough, did you take you teeth out and place in a glass by the bed when you gummed him off? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: Fair enough, did you take you teeth out and place in a glass by the bed when you gummed him off? You speaking from experience there? If you must know my spearchucker friend, she's 29, and a sort. Obviously I have all my own teeth I've only just turned 40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Eddie said: What was his name? Boris 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: If you must know my spearchucker friend Reported. Blatant racism.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 (edited) On 30/09/2019 at 10:18, Major Cunt said: she's 29, and a sort. Obviously I have all my own teeth I've only just turned 40. a sort of what? Edited October 1, 2019 by Mrs Roops Misquote corrected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eddie said: a sort of what? Allsort. He's fucking Bertie Bassett. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Reported. Blatant racism.... Why is it racist? She could be a javelin thrower. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Allsort. He's fucking Bertie Bassett. Black with a white bit in the centre? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Black with a white bit in the centre? I like the pink and yellow round ones with the liquorice in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I like the pink and yellow round ones with the liquorice in the middle. Racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like the pink and yellow round ones with the liquorice in the middle. I like the bobbly ones that taste of aniseed. I don't like green fruit pastilles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Eddie said: a sort of what? A sort of a man. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Eddie said: a sort of what? Reported. For editing my original post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like the bobbly ones that taste of aniseed. I don't like green fruit pastilles. Do you like black jelly babies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like the pink and yellow round ones with the liquorice in the middle. Correct. 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like the bobbly ones that taste of aniseed. You sick fucking weirdo! I suppose you also like coffee creme Revels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Correct. You sick fucking weirdo! I suppose you also like coffee creme Revels? I like all revels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like all revels. A revelation indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: A revelation indeed I like Dime Bars as well. 'Armadillos!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Correct. You sick fucking weirdo! I suppose you also like coffee creme Revels? I like coffee revels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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