Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Really? I had him down more as a louche, casual labourer sort of wanker. Salt of the faaackin Earth, like your snooker-loopy cunt of an old man. He once played Patsy Fagan. 5 reds, 4 blacks and a blue. 41. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He once played Patsy Fagan. 5 reds, 4 blacks and a blue. 41. 38? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: 38? Almost. You haven’t included the 5th red. 39. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Frank said: Almost. You haven’t included the 5th red. 39. 38 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: 38 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Frank said: No. Yes Frank 38 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Yes Frank 38 Correct me if I’m wrong... 4 blacks = 28, 5 reds = 5, and a blue = 5. Total 39! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Frank said: Stupid fucking cunt. Who the fuck shat in your red stilettos Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: 38? You missed this shit first time around.. I think you'll find my original tally of 43 was correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Correct me if I’m wrong... 4 blacks = 28, 5 reds = 5, and a blue = 5. Total 39! Where's Alfie? He loves this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Correct me if I’m wrong... 4 blacks = 28, 5 reds = 5, and a blue = 5. Total 39! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where's Alfie? He loves this game. Even you cottoned after your second attempt the first time around. This site is full of fucking thicko’s, ain’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Even you cottoned after your second attempt the first time around. This site is full of fucking thicko’s, ain’t it? What the fuck do you think was wrong with Ronnie at Sheffield this year? Your old man could have beaten him, hitting every ball with unintentional top right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 5 hours ago, Frank said: It’s well known to the board. It all came out several years ago during his epic meltdown over the Chilean miners crisis. Unfortunately my best material is lost somewhere in the archives. I had a brief search for the Chilean miners nom in the hope of stumbling across the full details of Judges previous employment, I'm guessing the met. Unfortunately it seems to be consigned to history joining Pens bladder and KB's original liver. However I see no reason for you not having a renaissance Fwang! To be honest Judge actually makes me laugh with his comeback retorts, I was just after more ammunition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck do you think was wrong with Ronnie at Sheffield this year? Your old man could have beaten him, hitting every ball with unintentional top right. About an 1/8th of Peruvian the night before, at a guess. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I had a brief search for the Chilean miners nom in the hope of stumbling across the full details of Judges previous employment, I'm guessing the met. Unfortunately it seems to be consigned to history joining Pens bladder and KB's original liver. However I see no reason for you not having a renaissance Fwang! To be honest Judge actually makes me laugh with his comeback retorts, I was just after more ammunition. I don’t really know MC, I might have dreamt it. I can’t be trusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Frank said: I don’t really know MC, I might have dreamt it. I can’t be trusted. Regarding your renaissance or Jewdy passing a police physical? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Regarding your renaissance or Jewdy passing a police physical? I can only tell you that I received a DM this afternoon from the powers that be, suggesting that I might want to refrain from disclosing a fellow member’s occupation, past or present. He’s definitely not a policeman. Never has been. No siree. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: About an 1/8th of Peruvian the night before, at a guess. The cunt needs to stop hanging around with jimmy white at Ronnie Wood's house. And that ponce cunt Damien Hirst. That little Wigga talking, walnut headed cunt, Judd Trump thinks he's cock of the fucking walk now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Regarding your renaissance or Jewdy passing a police physical? He's been fucking outstanding today to give him his due. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's been fucking outstanding today to give him his due. It's amazing what vitamin d and Ming's cooking can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: It's amazing what vitamin d and Ming's cooking can do. I wouldn't trust anything that dead Slope slut cooked up. Frank's had her strung up on wires like some sort of Weekend at Bernie's type cunt since 2012. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck do you think was wrong with Ronnie at Sheffield this year? Your old man could have beaten him, hitting every ball with unintentional top right. It’s true.. my old man, god rest his soul, played every ball with top right hand side, even when screwing back. Most of his shots would bounce around the table at least three times before the cue ball came to rest. I used to say to him ‘dad, why do you play every single shot with top right hand side?’ ‘Just concentrate on your own game, boy’. I miss him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 52 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s true.. my old man, god rest his soul, played every ball with top right hand side, even when screwing back. Most of his shots would bounce around the table at least three times before the cue ball came to rest. I used to say to him ‘dad, why do you play every single shot with top right hand side?’ ‘Just concentrate on your own game, boy’. I miss him. Sounds like a right cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape said: Sounds like a right cunt. Ape I know that you have mates who could help .. I need to have this back on the road for Monday .. do you have any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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