Eric Cuntman Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: The boy stood on the burning deck and picked a lovely flower. Then fell ten storeys to his death. He lived in Grenfell Tower. If he was brown, I don't care. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 10 hours ago, DrCunt said: By weight, volume or number? “Pump up the volume” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If he was brown, I don't care. He was brown and crispy. Charcoal grilled. (Broiled, if your online Salty) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 7 hours ago, Eddie said: He shot himself, imbecile... Van Gogh was only half the man Chopper Read was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: He was brown and crispy. Charcoal grilled. (Broiled, if your online Salty) I prefer my human flesh charcoal grilled myself. Much like this fellow... Aborted human fetuses intended for human consumption are being sold for as little as 1 pound in the Chinese city of Shenzhen, according to reports in Hong Kong yesterday. Nothing like Chinese barbeque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: The boy stood on the burning deck and picked a lovely flower. Then fell ten storeys to his death. He lived in Grenfell Tower. I want a verbal recording of this when you get the new teeth in, Billy. Nice work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 7 hours ago, Eddie said: Eric, can you imagine the embarrassment, as we was leaving, roops said I love the greats Van Gogh and Renoir, the Dutch impressionist, she actually meant the floor grates..... Don’t believe any of that bollocks about ‘great Dutch painters’ I had a guy from Rotterdam in to decorate our living room and the useless cunt tripped over a tub of B+Q budget magnolia and ruined our priceless rug which I found at a local car boot sale. I’m sure the Cunt was stoned and the daft wooden shoes were always going to be an issue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I want a verbal recording of this when you get the new teeth in, Billy. Nice work. I never realised just how delicious soup is until recently. It’s made me wonder why I ever ate anything else. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 16 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: That's funny coming from the fellow who can't figure out how to include multiple quotes in one post. I understand your desire to deflect from your own inadequacies, but as two of the three posts you refer to actually do contain more than one quote this particular salvo is especially lame. Since you seem bothered by multiple posts, you are presumably aware that you have posted approximately 80 times on this thread since Sunday, and succeeded in making yourself look more and more stupid with each contribution? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 12 hours ago, DrCunt said: He definitely shat himself before he shot himself, Mona. Either way, please follow suit. Will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 5 hours ago, King Billy said: Don’t believe any of that bollocks about ‘great Dutch painters’ I had a guy from Rotterdam in to decorate our living room and the useless cunt tripped over a tub of B+Q budget magnolia and ruined our priceless rug which I found at a local car boot sale. I’m sure the Cunt was stoned and the daft wooden shoes were always going to be an issue. You're thinking of Rotherham K.B, I had the same decorator in to paint chez Major. He spent most of the day observing my neighbours pubescent daughter, and was clearly addicted to smack. Looked like he'd had an all over thick coat of Ronseal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 38 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Looked like he'd had an all over thick coat of Ronseal. ‘It does what it says on the banana skin’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 13 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: @Pete, your time at The Corner will not end well if you continue to use smart-arse tactics to circumvent the rules. Cya in a weeks time. @Pete, I've just extended your suspension by 48 hours for your unsuccessful attempt to create another account. DollyBuster, really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 Just now, Mrs Roops said: @Pete, I've just extended your suspension by 48 hours for your unsuccessful attempt to create another account. DollyBuster, really? Hmm... perhaps I'm not the best role model for newbies... I'll try to get him drawing, might drown out some of the more destructive tendencies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Hmm... perhaps I'm not the best role model for newbies... I'll try to get him drawing, might drown out some of the more destructive tendencies. He did it using a different service provider and I suspect a different device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: He did it using a different service provider and I suspect a different device. He's a very naughty boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 Just now, Mrs Roops said: He did it using a different service provider and I suspect a different device. That does sound familiar - did he forget to disable the automatic wi-fi reconnect option like I did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That does sound familiar - did he forget to disable the automatic wi-fi reconnect option like I did? I won't go into details, suffice to say it looked dodgy from the outset. When I clicked on the account, Proper's Proprietary Puppet Detector lit up like Blackpool illuminations which confirmed my suspicions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I won't go into details, suffice to say it looked dodgy from the outset. When I clicked on the account, Proper's Proprietary Puppet Detector lit up like Blackpool illuminations which confirmed my suspicions. Its good to know the site is secure with such modern puppet detection technology: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Its good to know the site is secure with such modern puppet detection technology: I think the word 'Detector' is ruining the alliteration. 'Proper's Propietary Puppet Pointer-Outer', has much more of a ring to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think the word 'Detector' is ruining the alliteration. 'Proper's Propietary Puppet Pointer-Outer', has much more of a ring to it. "Proper's Erratic and Narcissistic Individual Surveillance" makes for a better abbreviation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: "Proper's Erratic and Narcissistic Individual Surveillance" makes for a better abbreviation. Look, I'm not going to bother coming up with any more brilliant ideas if you're just going to spoil it with nob-gags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Look, I'm not going to bother coming up with any more brilliant ideas if you're just going to spoil it with nob-gags. Proper's Research and Observation Laboratory Assistance Program for Supercomputer Engineers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I understand your desire to deflect from your own inadequacies, but as two of the three posts you refer to actually do contain more than one quote this particular salvo is especially lame. Since you seem bothered by multiple posts, you are presumably aware that you have posted approximately 80 times on this thread since Sunday, and succeeded in making yourself look more and more stupid with each contribution? FYI, looking stupid has as much to do with the the looker as the lookee. Being described as looking stupid to those who themselves are stupid looking, is the equivalent of not looking stupid to the non-stupid looking, and as such, is a compliment to the one being looked upon as looking stupid by the stupid looking. Get it, stupid? Given the fact that the stupid punters here, including and mainly yourself, who you so eagerly want to put forth the notion that I've supposedly made myself look stupid in front of, make yourselves look much more stupid on a regular and daily basis, than I could ever come close to making myself look, your weak, limp-wristed, plaid miniskirt wearing Nancy boy attempt at insulting me, is as flaccid as your pecker would be in a room full of half naked lingerie models. To put it much more simply, and on a level more to your ability to comprehend, any stupidity seen in me by "you lot" is meaningless, because you're all so stupid looking yourselves. You may now resume stupidly fucking off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 22 hours ago, Roadkill said: He's a Kraut Yank - a Krank. He's a cunt i know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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