Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Oh look, Salty has produced another predictable post full of genitalia based insults. My God, you're fucking boring. Oh look, Dickamus has produced yet another predictable snotty, bitchy retort because like the thin-skinned pussy he is, he takes all this forum shit personally. My God you're a boring pansy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: Oh look, Dickamus has produced yet another predictable snotty, bitchy retort because like the thin-skinned pussy he is, he takes all this forum shit personally. My God you're a boring pansy. Yawn. More affirmation of what everyone has been telling you. Change the record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: Some mice, like you and Decs, have had your tails removed yourselves. To help facilitate the endless bumfuckery. Don't address me directly. You're like 9/11 - more fun to take the piss out of from a distance than to actually interact with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: Yawn. More affirmation of what everyone has been telling you. Change the record. Everyone knows that when you open your mouth to supposedly "yawn" it's really just an invitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Don't address me directly. You're like 9/11 - more fun to take the piss out of from a distance than to actually interact with. I suppose when one lives in a sewer as you do, there's no depth too low or disgusting to sink to, when you can't rise to anything better. You're obviously getting desperate. Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Everyone knows that when you open your mouth to supposedly "yawn" it's really just an invitation. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 21 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: You seem to be obsessed with the word irony. Do you work in a laundry? How ironic. Good one! An absolute gem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: Idiot. Ouch. 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 Just now, Ape said: Good one! An absolute gem! Thank you. I appreciate to accolade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I suppose when one lives in a sewer as you do, there's no depth too low or disgusting to sink to, when you can't rise to anything better. You're obviously getting desperate. Good. I'm surprised myself... you could say I've... fallen from grace? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Wash your fucking mouth out with soap, the Decimus brand continues to be as provocative as ever. It's not yet October and I've been banned three times since August. My balls are as pendulous as ever. you and Jewdy are The Ritalin Twins of The Corner; smooching up to Roops to save your own skins. I bet you could fuck me and I wouldn't get pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 18 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm surprised myself... you could say I've... fallen from grace? LOL Dropping like a stone, I'd say. Gone completely over the edge. Off the wall, even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Not talking of which, I rather like the big one on the latest Guinness advert. She looks happy, could easily accommodate the rugby ball in her growler, whilst spraying like a busted fire hydrant. You know where you are with a girl like her. I've said some harsh things about you over the years 'scrote, but with this statement your gentleman status is confirmed Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: you and Jewdy are The Ritalin Twins of The Corner; smooching up to Roops to save your own skins. I bet you could fuck me and I wouldn't get pregnant. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: you and Jewdy are The Ritalin Twins of The Corner; smooching up to Roops to save your own skins. I bet you could fuck me and I wouldn't get pregnant. Never mind that shite ratty, just bask in the heroic memory of grampy rat the WW2 hero who killed thousands of the enemy, armed only with a spanner. He was a plumber in belson mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 34 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind that shite ratty, just bask in the heroic memory of grampy rat the WW2 hero who killed thousands of the enemy, armed only with a spanner. He was a plumber in belson mind you've been on my Facebook page! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Utterly Bubbery. I can’t believe it’s not Bubba. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: you've been on my Facebook page! Plumber in Nelson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: you've been on my Facebook page! Ratcum Namamacap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: I'm surprised myself... you could say I've... fallen from grace? LOL RK, I've found myself rewatching Enterprise this weekend, and I can confirm I no longer think that it's shit. Even Russell Watson is growing on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 Charli Howard 'plus size model' Look love, your size doesn't bother me at all. The ATK hairy eye brows, low rent tranny face and canoe sized feet are the real killers here. So for the love of God, fuck off and work at a call centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: RK, I've found myself rewatching Enterprise this weekend, and I can confirm I no longer think that it's shit. Even Russell Watson is growing on me. The only good bit about that entire fucking show is when it turns out it was Riker fucking around on the holodeck of the Enterprise D as a cook the whole time. Even that revelation was spoiled a bit because they just had to include Troi. The hook nosed useless cunt. I always wonder if Scott Bakula has the same sort of facial paralysis as Sylvester Stallone, but in his eyebrows instead of his gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: RK, I've found myself rewatching Enterprise this weekend, and I can confirm I no longer think that it's shit. Even Russell Watson is growing on me. I bet he's not the only thing growing on you. A good stiff scrub brush, some lye soap and a tub of boiling water might get rid of it. Maybe some bleach just to be on the safe side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 On 28 September 2019 at 01:07, Mrs Roops said: Probably happened, it was a sex forum after all. Anyway since Billy has grossed himself about activities that would be of some concern to the RSPCA, we'll leave it there. A 'sex forum'? The thought of you, twanging away on your fanny, as a ten inch brown torpedo swings back and forth from your arse, doesn't exactly fill me with erotic fervour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A 'sex forum'? The thought of you, twanging away on your fanny, as a ten inch brown torpedo swings back and forth from your arse, doesn't exactly fill me with erotic fervour. Not something you’d read in a ‘Mills and ‘Boon’. More ‘50 shades of brown’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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