Guest Cock Holster Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 Now usually I take great pleasure every time God decides to smite the climate denying US of A with a natural disaster. I mean if there’s one place on Earth that deserves Gods wrath it’s those cunts. I believe the commandeering cunt Mr Trump wants to take drastic action to prevent them in future. Any sane fucker would reduce CO2 emissions but in this country of redneck hillbillies the plan is to nuke the weather. That’s right blow up the wind.... and this clown might get re-elected. However all this pleasure comes at a cost. Our delightful former colonies take a battering too. And this is perhaps too greater cost.... so, I’m asking you as a favour God, can’t you just blow up Mount St. Helens? Bury the bastards once and for all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Cock Holster said: Now usually I take great pleasure every time God decides to smite the climate denying US of A with a natural disaster. I mean if there’s one place on Earth that deserves Gods wrath it’s those cunts. I believe the commandeering cunt Mr Trump wants to take drastic action to prevent them in future. Any sane fucker would reduce CO2 emissions but in this country of redneck hillbillies the plan is to nuke the weather. That’s right blow up the wind.... and this clown might get re-elected. However all this pleasure comes at a cost. Our delightful former colonies take a battering too. And this is perhaps too greater cost.... so, I’m asking you as a favour God, can’t you just blow up Mount St. Helens? Bury the bastards once and for all? St. Helens would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 My Grandad drove one of them in world war 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My Grandad drove one of them in world war 2. A Hawker St Helens ? Douglas Bader was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My Grandad drove one of them in world war 2. A nuke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 22 minutes ago, Cock Holster said: A nuke? Eric Cuntman's grandad was Dr Strangelove? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 39 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A Hawker St Helens ? Douglas Bader was a cunt. What's a St. Helens? He was an engineer, flight trained and cleared for post-repair test flights. Not signed off for combat flying thanks to an eye injury, the result of a bird-strike in the open cockpit days of the R.F.C. Apparently, Douglas Bader was very much a cunt. Gramps spent some time at Biggin hill, and the in joke at the time was... 'when are the hangar doors being widened so that Bader can fit his fucking head through them.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Eric Cuntman's grandad was Dr Strangelove? Reported for implying that my grandad had peculiar romantic interests. only joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reported for implying that my grandad had peculiar romantic interests. only joking. TBH i think i've only ever seen the iconic scene where he's riding the bomb at the end like a bucking bronco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: TBH i think i've only ever seen the iconic scene where he's riding the bomb at the end like a bucking bronco. 'Mini-Me! Stop humping the giant laser!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 46 minutes ago, Cock Holster said: A nuke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Brilliant. Did you think Talby, surfing to his death on a bit of junk was a bit 'shark jumpy'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Brilliant film. I remember the song "Benson Arizon". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Brilliant. Did you think Talby, surfing to his death on a bit of junk was a bit 'shark jumpy'? Three years before the Fonz, so it's pre-post-ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Brilliant film. I remember the song "Benson Arizona". Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: Eric Cuntman's grandad was Dr Strangelove? Ride it Grandpa Cuntman.... a true hero of WW2! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 8 hours ago, Cock Holster said: Now usually I take great pleasure every time God decides to smite the climate denying US of A with a natural disaster. I mean if there’s one place on Earth that deserves Gods wrath it’s those cunts. I believe the commandeering cunt Mr Trump wants to take drastic action to prevent them in future. Any sane fucker would reduce CO2 emissions but in this country of redneck hillbillies the plan is to nuke the weather. That’s right blow up the wind.... and this clown might get re-elected. However all this pleasure comes at a cost. Our delightful former colonies take a battering too. And this is perhaps too greater cost.... so, I’m asking you as a favour God, can’t you just blow up Mount St. Helens? Bury the bastards once and for all? Instead of reducing the the carbon footprint of assorted domestic and imported tat your fuckwits apply the military complex. It’s a reflex. War on terror is an old hat. Things are moving into war on weather. I would not expect anything else from your high command. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 21 hours ago, Cock Holster said: Now usually I take great pleasure every time God decides to smite the climate denying US of A with a natural disaster. I mean if there’s one place on Earth that deserves Gods wrath it’s those cunts. I believe the commandeering cunt Mr Trump wants to take drastic action to prevent them in future. Any sane fucker would reduce CO2 emissions but in this country of redneck hillbillies the plan is to nuke the weather. That’s right blow up the wind.... and this clown might get re-elected. However all this pleasure comes at a cost. Our delightful former colonies take a battering too. And this is perhaps too greater cost.... so, I’m asking you as a favour God, can’t you just blow up Mount St. Helens? Bury the bastards once and for all? I think it’s a great idea. If properly targeted, the motherload could not only take care of the storm, but score a direct hit on any one of a number of Caribbean islands whose only significant exports are violent ‘yardie’ gangsters and young women with extraordinarily large arses and gobs to match. What’s not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 6 hours ago, King Billy said: I think it’s a great idea. If properly targeted, the motherload could not only take care of the storm, but score a direct hit on any one of a number of Caribbean islands whose only significant exports are violent ‘yardie’ gangsters and young women with extraordinarily large arses and gobs to match. What’s not to like? Whose going to shove cocaine up their arses and smuggle it in for your consumption Billy, if not for those large arsed Caribbean women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 The one called Higgins was a massive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 18 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The one called Higgins was a massive cunt. Someone had to keep an eye on Magnum P.I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Cock Holster said: Whose going to shove cocaine up their arses and smuggle it in for your consumption Billy, if not for those large arsed Caribbean women? You will be hearing from my legal team. A scurrilous slur if ever I’ve heard one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 4, 2019 Report Share Posted September 4, 2019 On 02/09/2019 at 13:49, Cock Holster said: Now usually I take great pleasure every time God decides to smite the climate denying US of A with a natural disaster. I mean if there’s one place on Earth that deserves Gods wrath it’s those cunts. I believe the commandeering cunt Mr Trump wants to take drastic action to prevent them in future. Any sane fucker would reduce CO2 emissions but in this country of redneck hillbillies the plan is to nuke the weather. That’s right blow up the wind.... and this clown might get re-elected. However all this pleasure comes at a cost. Our delightful former colonies take a battering too. And this is perhaps too greater cost.... so, I’m asking you as a favour God, can’t you just blow up Mount St. Helens? Bury the bastards once and for all? Bide your time you soppy cunt.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 4, 2019 Report Share Posted September 4, 2019 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bide your time you soppy cunt.... Can you nuke a tsunami? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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