Ape™️ Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You game larder is the bean aisle in Tesco. lol. Pleb. You’ve had ample time to formulate a decent reply, yet you come out with this? You’re a fucking wanker. A complete and utter fucking wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Ape said: You’ve had ample time to formulate a decent reply, yet you come out with this? You’re a fucking wanker. A complete and utter fucking wanker. I was impersonating Idi Amin Dada when I wrote it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ape said: You’ve had ample time to formulate a decent reply, yet you come out with this? You’re a fucking wanker. A complete and utter fucking wanker. To be fair to him, it made me laugh. Not because it was funny in the conventional sense, by any stretch of the imagination it couldn't be described as anything less than absolute fucking shit. But every now and again he will come out with something so utterly bad that I can find humour in the fact that he has no fucking shame in endlessly repeating the same old shit ad nauseam. You've got to admire a man so fervently committed to making a complete fucking cunt of himself with such dedicated frequency. P, you tedious little urchin, never change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I was impersonating Idi Amin Dada when I wrote it... Was he a brainless cretin too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 On 22/09/2019 at 21:25, Earl of Punkape said: Oh dear.....bad pool party at Barrymore’s ? He's back! Michael Barrymore and Love Island's Maura Higgins set for Dancing On Ice https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49812959 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 7 hours ago, Glowworm said: He's back! Michael Barrymore and Love Island's Maura Higgins set for Dancing On Ice https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49812959 Pool party at Barrymore’s afterwards..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 On 23/09/2019 at 19:23, Earl of Punkape said: Your game larder is the bean aisle in Tesco. lol. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 You fucking stupid scrotum looking cunt Punky.. I don't have a game larder but i do have a dungeon where i would torture you for months with out any remorse. Fuck off mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: You fucking stupid scrotum looking cunt Punky.. I don't have a game larder but i do have a dungeon where i would torture you for months with out any remorse. Fuck off mong. How are you off for tourniquet's, plasma packs, adrenaline, and antibiotics? Gotta keep those victims alive. Your mate Mick must be busy. I've just sent a Euopallet load to the Northern Territories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 On 24/09/2019 at 16:32, Glowworm said: He's back! Michael Barrymore and Love Island's Maura Higgins set for Dancing On Ice https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49812959 There's rumours that Rolf Harris will be involved as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How are you off for tourniquet's, plasma packs, adrenaline, and antibiotics? Gotta keep those victims alive. Your mate Mick must be busy. I've just sent a Euopallet load to the Northern Territories. It shows that i'm off my meds Eric, i know this. Mick says thanks by the way, he can't thank you personally as he is busy pulling teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: It shows that i'm off my meds Eric, i know this. Mick says thanks by the way, he can't thank you personally as he is busy pulling teeth. Indeed, the screams of unbearable pain are like a symphony. I keep imagining Frank, Pen, Bubba, and Roops in such a predicament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 On 23/09/2019 at 20:23, Earl of Punkape said: You game larder is the bean aisle in Tesco. lol. Pleb. Fuck off. Pheasant (sic) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's rumours that Rolf Harris will be involved as well. Dancing on the end of a rope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 15 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Indeed, the screams of unbearable pain are like a symphony. I keep imagining Frank, Pen, Bubba, and Roops in such a predicament. That quartet of shit being tortured would certainly give me the horn....but i would replace Frank with Ed. Only because he makes ridiculously insane video's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said: That quartet of shit being tortured would certainly give me the horn....but i would replace Frank with Ed. Only because he makes ridiculously insane video's. You would obviously have enjoyed being a concentration camp guard.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You would obviously have enjoyed being a concentration camp guard.... Hey, someone has to do those jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 On 23/09/2019 at 20:41, Earl of Punkape said: I was impersonating Idi Amin Dada when I wrote it... Aldi Amin Beans & Dada's Sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Aldi Amin Beans & Dada's Sauce Do you know people with game larders in France? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you know people with game larders in France? Very many, and well hung. Alas, few have the very rare Fonctionnaire Stylo Poussoir Odieux* hanging.( *distinctive webbed feet, and goes round in circles) lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 I remember Stylo shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Very many, and well hung. Alas, few have the very rare Fonctionnaire Stylo Poussoir Odieux* hanging.( *distinctive webbed feet, and goes round in circles) lol lol I’m pleased you mix in proper social circles with the well hung. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 On 26/09/2019 at 02:56, Wizardsleeve said: Indeed, the screams of unbearable pain are like a symphony. I keep imagining Frank, Pen, Bubba, and Roops in such a predicament. My God, I think we have found common ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 28 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: My God, I think we have found common ground. The cunts you have mentioned are exceedingly common....a gaggle of plebian detritus... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The cunts you have mentioned are exceedingly common....a gaggle of plebian detritus... lol. Sound Common? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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