Neil Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 Anyone stranded at an airport or sitting at home crying over their unused but now worthless holiday tickets gets zero sympathy from me.If you're dumb enough to go on a package holiday surrounded by fucking beer swilling,feckless morons to some Spanish shithole you deserve all you now don't get.I'd leave the cunts where they are,Britain would be better off without the cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 It didn't take you long to cook this nom. up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, Neil said: Anyone stranded at an airport or sitting at home crying over their unused but now worthless holiday tickets gets zero sympathy from me.If you're dumb enough to go on a package holiday surrounded by fucking beer swilling,feckless morons to some Spanish shithole you deserve all you now don't get.I'd leave the cunts where they are,Britain would be better off without the cunts. Hardly worthless. All UK package holidays have to be ATOL protected, unlike flight-only travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, Neil said: Anyone stranded at an airport or sitting at home crying over their unused but now worthless holiday tickets gets zero sympathy from me.If you're dumb enough to go on a package holiday surrounded by fucking beer swilling,feckless morons to some Spanish shithole you deserve all you now don't get.I'd leave the cunts where they are,Britain would be better off without the cunts. All the trash will be back in no time, to give Boris helping hand to win the next election. And besides, who would want keep this garbage any longer than they have to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 55 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Hardly worthless. All UK package holidays have to be ATOL protected, unlike flight-only travel. and who foots the bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: and who foots the bill? ATOL licenced tour operators who are required to lodge an insurance bond which pays for compensation and CAA administered repatriation of stranded travellers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Neil said: Anyone stranded at an airport or sitting at home crying over their unused but now worthless holiday tickets gets zero sympathy from me.If you're dumb enough to go on a package holiday surrounded by fucking beer swilling,feckless morons to some Spanish shithole you deserve all you now don't get.I'd leave the cunts where they are,Britain would be better off without the cunts. I get your point to an extent, but I'd be a hypocrite if I let myself cum with rage over a bit of poverty porn. Package holidays are often booked by the sort of Lineker's Bar frequenting, egg and chips eating, culturally impaired fucking idiots that you allude to. Some of my best holidays have been booked independently by myself. However, when you've got three children and just want a bit of entertainment and cheap food and drink, package holidays are pretty convenient and take the hassle out of the whole experience. I like private villas in off of the beaten track enclaves that aren't full of fat northern pigs, but I don't have any problems with booking a cheap two weeks in the sun as a package. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 22 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ATOL licenced tour operators who are required to lodge an insurance bond which pays for compensation and CAA administered repatriation of stranded travellers. You can never believe stories in the papers but the rumours are that they wanted a 200 million quid handout from Boris and he said bollocks so now its going to cost him 600 million to put it right,what a guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I get your point to an extent, but I'd be a hypocrite if I let myself cum with rage over a bit of poverty porn. Package holidays are often booked by the sort of Lineker's Bar frequenting, egg and chips eating, culturally impaired fucking idiots that you allude to. Some of my best holidays have been booked independently by myself. However, when you've got three children and just want a bit of entertainment and cheap food and drink, package holidays are pretty convenient and take the hassle out of the whole experience. I like private villas in off of the beaten track enclaves that aren't full of fat northern pigs, but I don't have any problems with booking a cheap two weeks in the sun as a package. A man after my own heart except for the package holidays,when you pick up the Heartsease Estate and put it on a plane to sand,sea,sun and booze there's only going to be one outcome and it aint gonna be pretty.I for one would rather stay at home than go on one of these 'beanos'....Oh and you can stick cruise ships up your arse too,just a higher class of cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Neil said: A man after my own heart except for the package holidays,when you pick up the Heartsease Estate and put it on a plane to sand,sea,sun and booze there's only going to be one outcome and it aint gonna be pretty.I for one would rather stay at home than go on one of these 'beanos'....Oh and you can stick cruise ships up your arse too,just a higher class of cunt Like a carvery 'restaurant', I wouldn't be seen fucking dead on a cruise ship. Both are exclusively frequented by pensioners and stink of piss, lavender and over cooked cabbage. I'd sooner hit an iceberg and freeze to death in the north Atlantic than endure an evening of Barry Manilow and bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, Neil said: You can never believe stories in the papers but the rumours are that they wanted a 200 million quid handout from Boris and he said bollocks so now its going to cost him 600 million to put it right,what a guy. That's £200 million in addition to the £950 million rescue package already on the table. In its present form Thomas Cook was not a viable business. The firm had posted a £1.5 billion loss and was billions in debt. The majority stake in Cooks was listed on the German stock exchange with a substantial share held by the Chinese. The British Taxpayer is not in the business of propping up foreign firms nor investors. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 I think people are being a little snobbish about "inclusive package deals". Sure, the Magaluf type of all "you can eat and drink" hotels are best avoided, but there are some very exclusive resorts that make such deals quite attractive if the holiday is based at an isolated holiday complex away from the nearest urbanisation - great if one is looking only for a beach holiday. Ten days at the Le Saint Geran, Mauritius was exceedingly relaxed and delightful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: However, when you've got three children and just want a bit of entertainment............ I’m listening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 16 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I think people are being a little snobbish about "inclusive package deals". Sure, the Magaluf type of all "you can eat and drink" hotels are best avoided, but there are some very exclusive resorts that make such deals quite attractive if the holiday is based at an isolated holiday complex away from the nearest urbanisation - great if one is looking only for a beach holiday. Ten days at the Le Saint Geran, Mauritius was exceedingly relaxed and delightful. I quite agree. I'd wager that Neil has been on one at some point in his life, as have the vast majority of the membership, and they're fucking lying if they say that they haven't. With 150,000 people currently stranded through just one package holiday firm going bust, it's pretty clear that it's a form of holiday booked by your average Joe public, and they're not just a minority Stella Artois safari for universal credit claimants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I quite agree. I'd wager that Neil has been on one at some point in his life, as have the vast majority of the membership, and they're fucking lying if they say that they haven't. With 150,000 people currently stranded through just one package holiday firm going bust, it's pretty clear that it's a form of holiday booked by your average Joe public, and they're not just a minority Stella Artois safari for universal credit claimants. A good rule of thumb to follow is if there are package operators offering direct flights from Manchester to the airport closest to the resort that you're interested in then avoid like the plague. The resort will filled with plastered northerners treating the streets as open sewers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 33 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: The British Taxpayer is not in the business of propping up foreign firms nor investors. No just foreign countries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 25 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I think people are being a little snobbish about "inclusive package deals". Sure, the Magaluf type of all "you can eat and drink" hotels are best avoided, but there are some very exclusive resorts that make such deals quite attractive if the holiday is based at an isolated holiday complex away from the nearest urbanisation - great if one is looking only for a beach holiday. Ten days at the Le Saint Geran, Mauritius was exceedingly relaxed and delightful. I have already re-booked for Feb my darling, Ape pics will be posted beach side, giant feet and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 It's not all bad news... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 I've never stepped foot on an aeroplane. I just go to Edinburgh when I want to piss on street corners at four in the afternoon and shag prostitutes of questionable hygienic qualities in a bed that is very likely to contain the sexual fluids of at least five other people. Home is just an hour away by train when the itch gets troublesome and you don't have to answer probing questions by airport security. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 49 minutes ago, Eddie said: I have already re-booked for Feb my darling, Ape pics will be posted beach side, giant feet and all. It better be a Sandals resort (not Jamaica) with a flight upgrade... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: I think people are being a little snobbish about "inclusive package deals". Sure, the Magaluf type of all "you can eat and drink" hotels are best avoided, but there are some very exclusive resorts that make such deals quite attractive if the holiday is based at an isolated holiday complex away from the nearest urbanisation - great if one is looking only for a beach holiday. Ten days at the Le Saint Geran, Mauritius was exceedingly relaxed and delightful. They are the ones I've been to in the past. 5* hotel complexes that are away from busy towns and are devoid of the Benidorm dwelling, Carlsberg swilling, egg and chips eating hoi poloi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 I find it strange that the 'thick northerners' who voted for Brexit, supposedly to put a stop to immigration, always seem to be eager to go on holiday or want to retire abroad, seems a bit hypocritical to me. What's sauce for the goose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: It better be a Sandals resort (not Jamaica) with a flight upgrade... It’s not an upgrade, it’s just normal to fly business class as well you know, could you imagine sitting in cattle class next to the likes of ape long haul? After tipping as much booze down their throats as quickly as possible they would probably break in to a verse of just because I’m a Londoner.... I wouldn’t expect you to fly anywhere with the likes of the that. although chances of bumping into ape on a flight to anywhere is very slim, he just cleans the planes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 For a holiday company to go bust, after which must be peak season, then some questions need fucking answering. I'll give them credit for not going bust earlier during the school holidays when everyone is charged more than double for the same fucking holiday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Eddie said: I have already re-booked for Feb my darling, Ape pics will be posted beach side, giant feet and all. 1 hour ago, Eddie said: It’s not an upgrade, it’s just normal to fly business class as well you know, could you imagine sitting in cattle class next to the likes of ape long haul? After tipping as much booze down their throats as quickly as possible they would probably break in to a verse of just because I’m a Londoner.... I wouldn’t expect you to fly anywhere with the likes of the that. although chances of bumping into ape on a flight to anywhere is very slim, he just cleans the planes.. You’re name dropping me an awful lot at the moment, Mark. I realise that spending your days in some ghastly little incar [sic] solution shop must be very boring, but that’s hardly my fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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