King Billy Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 1 minute ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Think the driver is one of billos tribe..no serious fenian calls himself mo.. Panzermurphybaby Probably find Mo too difficult to spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 Name like mo fits nicely into that little red hand on the fleg... Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 Not Bulgarians apparently,that puts a whole new slant on things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 Anyway fuck off..ive two portly young women to run the guts out of...bridesmaids dress fittings comin up an they wanna squeeze into them...crazy bitches Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 24 minutes ago, Neil said: Not Bulgarians apparently,that puts a whole new slant on things. What about Old Uncle Bulgaria? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 40 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Anyway fuck off..ive two portly young women to run the guts out of...bridesmaids dress fittings comin up an they wanna squeeze into them...crazy bitches Panzermurphybaby Say yes to the dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 43 minutes ago, Neil said: Not Bulgarians apparently,that puts a whole new slant on things. Everyone knows you can’t freeze a chinky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 Back to the real issue .. refrigerated container crossing Europe that should be carrying frozen meat for human consumption .. where is this meat supposedly coming from and what real world checks are being done to verify the container's contents and why are there no double checks during its journey? If you watch the news you will see interviews with people speaking of seeing people jumping from lorries on a daily basis at the port. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 14 hours ago, ratcum said: I can just about stretch to one CB but it'd have to have AWD to handle the power. I need all the driver aids I can get. With just about the most uncanny timing imaginable, this was on the Pen, er, I mean the BBC website this morning: Rats feel less stressed when driving little cars 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: Not Bulgarians apparently,that puts a whole new slant on things. Fuckin' Chinese! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: "Icy dead people" "Icy" what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuckin' Chinese! I see Essex police are trying to identify the bodies. Good luck with that then, they all look the fucking same even when they're alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 So they were all Chinks...? Then there's only one explanation for all of this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Initial autopsy reports suggest that none of the deceased were from Essex as all had normal sized brains and lips and no traces of Botox were found in any of them. Earlier reports of a severely brain damaged survivor found wandering around near the lorry screeching in an unidentifiable language have now been explained as a local resident on her way to work in the Lakeside shopping centre, who was talking to her boyfriend on a mobile phone. Essex Police have released an updated statement saying that they have spent 24 hours on the case and can now confirm that there were definitely around 39 victims. Pepper Pot, Assistant Chief Constance of Essex Police said she is delighted with the progress they have made. The case is now closed. What's an Essex girl's favourite wine? "I wanna go Lakeside"!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 7 hours ago, Glowworm said: Back to the real issue .. refrigerated container crossing Europe that should be carrying frozen meat for human consumption .. where is this meat supposedly coming from and what real world checks are being done to verify the container's contents and why are there no double checks during its journey? If you watch the news you will see interviews with people speaking of seeing people jumping from lorries on a daily basis at the port. I reckon they should get Eric down there. He'll stop 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I reckon they should get Eric down there. He'll stop 'em. Any ideas on how to cook a big frozen chinese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 20 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Indeed, Ratty. It's the same yes men mentality that gave the Furher cult like status, and cost Von Manstein his command of Army Group South. I've tasted the leaderboards poisoned chalice, and feel it detracts from the purpose of cunting. you're alright MC. It's not something I like to talk about, but Hitler's micromanagement made him indispensable to the allies from late '42 onwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 I went into a Chinese takeaway in Grays earlier,ordered my food and when it came they'd just tipped it into a plastic carrier bag, " what the fuck is this?" I said, and he replied "we're not allowed to put Chinese into containers anymore" I'm here all reek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: With just about the most uncanny timing imaginable, this was on the Pen, er, I mean the BBC website this morning: Rats feel less stressed when driving little cars WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: With just about the most uncanny timing imaginable, this was on the Pen, er, I mean the BBC website this morning: Rats feel less stressed when driving little cars That's far more likely to be you Bores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 21 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Any ideas on how to cook a big frozen chinese? In a cremation furnace, with you stuffed in for good measure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 35 minutes ago, Ape said: In a cremation furnace, with you stuffed in for good measure. Good one Porky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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