Cunty BigBollox Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 You! This is apparently 'body positive' coach that labels herself as an 'intuitive eater' meaning she gorges her fat fucking gob on as much as anything she feels like. She's so positive about her image that she's moved to America so her size isn't as unusual. Fucking fuck off, you delusional slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 38 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You! This is apparently 'body positive' coach that labels herself as an 'intuitive eater' meaning she gorges her fat fucking gob on as much as anything she feels like. She's so positive about her image that she's moved to America so her size isn't as unusual. Fucking fuck off, you delusional slag. Should be melted down and turned into a fatberg to give the rats something to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Should be melted down and turned into a fatberg to give the rats something to eat. Or Neil to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 Just now, Earl Albert of Ross said: Or Neil to fuck. Evening Albert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Should be melted down and turned into a fatberg to give the rats something to eat. Joking aside, I really would exterminate all tubs. They've started to affect the earth's rotational axis round our way, causing high tide fuckery. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Evening Albert. Good evening Billy, I hope you're well. What do you think Captain Morgan's lads will do on Friday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Good evening Billy, I hope you're well. What do you think Captain Morgan's lads will do on Friday? Don’t know Albert. England will probably play either complete shit or fucking brilliant. Probably in alternating games. They will find it difficult down there I think. What do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t know Albert. England will probably play either complete shit or fucking brilliant. Probably in alternating games. They will find it difficult down there I think. What do you think? A bit of a new(ish) team, will be interesting but they should play it under floodlights at 3am NZ time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 15 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: A bit of a new(ish) team, will be interesting but they should play it under floodlights at 3am NZ time. I will watch it but I’m looking forward to the rugby on Saturday more. If England can play like they did against NZ they’ll be hard to stop. “We don’t lik England. They have too minny blicks” South African cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Or Neil to fuck. Will she fit into his Rascal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Will she fit into his Rascal? Yeah. In four black bags. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You! This is apparently 'body positive' coach that labels herself as an 'intuitive eater' meaning she gorges her fat fucking gob on as much as anything she feels like. She's so positive about her image that she's moved to America so her size isn't as unusual. Fucking fuck off, you delusional slag. Quite the Kirk Douglas chin - you say it’s a female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Quite the Kirk Douglas chin - you say it’s a female? It’s not a dimple, it’s a friction groove from the Mars bars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said: It’s not a dimple, it’s a friction groove from the Mars bars. The groove is one thing, but the proportions are out there too. Unless they coat the bars in testosterone instead of chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 I caught a bit of this last night. This morbidly obese sow exemplifies everything bad about fat ugly lesbians...stupid, delusional, probably has dreadlocks in her underarms, likely tie-dyes her clothes with her own piss and smells of supermarket Brie. One of the other fat bastards should have done the group of chunkers a favour and drowned this cunt in a bucket of cold dog-sick. I want her dead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 They should require these fatties to have backup alarms installed on their asses so that they won't crush anyone backing away from the buffet line. A friend of mine on another forum linked me to this now mostly defunct website called Fat Chicks in Party Hats. It was basically a bunch of pictures of really fat chicks with funny captions, some of which were side splittingly hilarious. Here's a link to a related site with some of the old pictures and captions... http://www.seanbaby.com/news/fatsuit.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You! This is apparently 'body positive' coach that labels herself as an 'intuitive eater' meaning she gorges her fat fucking gob on as much as anything she feels like. She's so positive about her image that she's moved to America so her size isn't as unusual. Fucking fuck off, you delusional slag. This looks like a poof... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: This looks like a poof... lol. For once I have to reluctantly agree with you. However, are you sure there isn't some kind of feeling like you are looking in the mirror? Fat people breathe heavier and exhale more carbon dioxide, so for the sake of the planet there should be an immediate cull. More food to go around for the rest of us, more space on aircraft seats and better air to breathe, what's not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 11 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: For once I have to reluctantly agree with you. However, are you sure there isn't some kind of feeling like you are looking in the mirror? Fat people breathe heavier and exhale more carbon dioxide, so for the sake of the planet there should be an immediate cull. More food to go around for the rest of us, more space on aircraft seats and better air to breathe, what's not to like? This tomfoolery of yours is too run of the mill Alfred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: This tomfoolery of yours is too run of the mill Alfred. Run of the mill still beats shotgun posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 19 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You! This is apparently 'body positive' coach that labels herself as an 'intuitive eater' meaning she gorges her fat fucking gob on as much as anything she feels like. She's so positive about her image that she's moved to America so her size isn't as unusual. Fucking fuck off, you delusional slag. where is ronnie corbett? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 40 minutes ago, Eddie said: where is ronnie corbett? She does a ronnie barker impression act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Run of the mill still beats shotgun posting. Says who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Says who? Well, so far I have not given you any grief as I have been observing the baying mob, but it won't take much to make me chose a side. Cancer is funnier than glowworms posts. Edited October 31, 2019 by Alfie Noakes Blind old cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Well, so far I have not given you any grief as I have been observing the baying mob, but if won't take much to make me chose a side. Cancer is funnier than glowworms posts. Poor old Salty seems to have a mental condition, which affects his ability to converse with anyone in a non confrontational manner. Added to a severe dose of cuntishness, it’s difficult to see what he is hoping to gain from his bizzare behaviour. The signs aren’t good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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