and Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 18 hours ago, The Beast said: I was asked this question by my son who is doing his A level maths. To complete the job it takes the stated cunts the following: A & B = 2 days A & C = 3 days B & C = 4 days So how long will it take A, B & C to complete the fucking job? Ask the fuckin' Shadow Chancellor, and the answer will be, council tax rises for everybody until it gets sorted. Job done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Broadmoor looney bin run education programmes. Imagine some of their Maths problems... 'If it takes one man 4 minutes to chop up an old lady with a circular saw, how long does it take the same man to fuck a parakeet?' Do we have the dimensions of the parakeet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 35 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Do we have the dimensions of the parakeet? You have to wrap gaffer tape around the parakeet. They split otherwise... so I've been told. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: You are finished here. Yes, but the difference between you and me is that I know it. PLEASE, for the sake of @Ape sanity, just die quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Yes, but the difference between you and me is that I know it. PLEASE, for the sake of @Ape sanity, just die quickly. Just now, Witheredscrote said: Yes, but the difference between you and me is that I know it. PLEASE, for the sake of @Ape sanity, just die quickly. Double posting, name-dropping scumcunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: Double posting, name-dropping scumcunt. Don't mock, it's keyboard cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, but the difference between you and me is that I know it. PLEASE, for the sake of @Ape sanity, just die quickly. I might hate @Ape but choosing which one to piss on if they were on fire I would piss on Ape rather than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I might hate @Ape but choosing which one to piss on if they were on fire I would piss on Ape rather than you. I’d rather burn to death than have anything out of your mangina sprayed on me, so fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: I’d rather burn to death than have anything out of your mangina sprayed on me, so fuck off. Thanks, my dinner has now gone in the bin, how can I unsee that image? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: I’d rather burn to death than have anything out of your mangina sprayed on me, so fuck off. It is close Christmas now .. Its the thought that counts, don't forget that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Thanks, my dinner has now gone in the bin, how can I unsee that image? Stab yourself in both eyes with a screwdriver .. that might teach you to mind your own fucking business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 Just now, Glowworm said: Stab yourself in both eyes with a screwdriver .. that might teach you to mind your own fucking business. You could do us all a favour and remove this cock tucking id and log in with one of your others. Of course if you were on fire people would just walk past pointing and laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You could do us all a favour and remove this cock tucking id and log in with one of your others. What the fuck are you on about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 18 hours ago, The Beast said: Less of the Mick, hun. That is how his tutor wrote it. It is about how one works it out. Can you suss it? Fucked if I could. In practical terms the job will take at least four days because the work willprogress at the rate of the slowest worker. This might well show just why the economy is fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 8 hours ago, Ape said: I’d rather burn to death than have anything out of your mangina sprayed on me, so fuck off. Laffin Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 9 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: You could do us all a favour and remove this cock tucking id and log in with one of your others. Of course if you were on fire people would just walk past pointing and laughing. If you were on fire there would a spike in lighter fluid sales within a 1,000 ft radius of wherever you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 On 11/11/2019 at 00:53, Cuntybaws said: Alternatively, 2A + 2B + 2C can do three jobs in 2+3+4 i.e. 9 days. That’s equivalent to one job in 3 days. Divide both sides by two and A+B+C can do that one job in 1.5 days. But wait, that’s a different answer to before! If your brat can’t work out why they’re different, and which is correct, then I suggest he’d better start applying for media studies courses at the local polytechnic. Back in the actual world we live in, the real question pops up. How much is it going to fucking cost? 2 fucking days. Because no matter how little of a fraction of a day you're using you're paying for it. Fucking teachers are out of touch with reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 11 hours ago, Glowworm said: I might hate @Ape but choosing which one to piss on if they were on fire I would piss on Ape rather than you. Wouldn't the downforce from the rotor blades suppress the flames?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 32 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Wouldn't the downforce from the rotor blades suppress the flames?? Yes, it’s a well known fire fighting technique to suppress flames with wind. I wonder if this method would help with wildfires? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 49 minutes ago, Ape said: Yes, it’s a well known fire fighting technique to suppress flames with wind. I wonder if this method would help with wildfires? I am glad that you are my friend Ape, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Back in the actual world we live in, the real question pops up. How much is it going to fucking cost? 2 fucking days. Because no matter how little of a fraction of a day you're using you're paying for it. Fucking teachers are out of touch with reality. You might think this is a purely academic exercise which has little to do with reality, but derivatives of the formula is key to production planning. Datasets used to calculate costs of production run into terabytes, moreso when the end product has many components eg motor vehicles and aeroplanes to name but a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Ape said: Yes, it’s a well known fire fighting technique to suppress flames with wind. I wonder if this method would help with wildfires? Give old drew some slack apey, as you know Tuesday is a special one for him with it being his weekly trip out of his bungalow for another shopping trolley full of 8% cider. He keeps Stowmarket Co-op going by himself 16 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Don't mock, it's keyboard cancer. A cancer no doubt caught from a tummy full of Franks spunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 6 hours ago, Ape said: Yes, it’s a well known fire fighting technique to suppress flames with wind. I wonder if this method would help with wildfires? Of course. Any cunt with a physics O Level knows, that the best way to put out fire, is to supply it with lots of oxygen and dry, flammable material. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course. Any cunt with a physics O Level knows, that the best way to put out fire, is to supply it with lots of oxygen and dry, flammable material. And Catholics 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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