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Guest judgetwi
4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Im startin to warm to the boris ..think hes quite an affable fellah ..he'll get BRINO done ..no two ways about it and its a saxophone jewdz baby..all the puffin you do ya could entertain the people  ifn ya put somtin in yer mouth...maybe punkers single barrel with a no.6 shot would be a good starter instrument for ya ..only one key to press 

Panzermurphybaby 

 

So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my Halep Kebab ( no chips thanks Abdul, when do I ever buy chips off you?......they’re shit, get over it.) and my “6 for the price of 5 “ pack of Penguins from the 24 hour garage ( I don’t care what any cunt says, they’re half the size of the ones when I was a kid) and I have to read this pile of shit from our favourite Paddy.

Pansy boy plays the sax apparently. So you’re “ Bleeding Gums Murphy” are you? Well from now on you can call me “Mr Burns.”

Release the rabid hedgehogs on the Irishman Smithers!!!!

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4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Ya have a point about shrinking confectionery jewdz baby..the tin of roses n quality street and the toblerone are just such and example  of payin more for less

Panzermurphybaby 

British Troops killing innocent Iraqis, what have you got to say about this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50419297

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Guest judgetwi
33 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

British Troops killing innocent Iraqis, what have you got to say about this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50419297

Don’t give a fuck what Pansy boy says but I say the more dead A-rabs over there the fewer of the poncing cunts over here. I also say fuck the thieving BBC and I don’t give a fuck what those traitor cunts say about anything. When heads start to roll about the Savile business then i’ll cry my eyes out.

In the meantime stick the BBC and their two bob propaganda up your arse and fuck off while you’re doing it. 😁

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5 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Don’t give a fuck what Pansy boy says but I say the more dead A-rabs over there the fewer of the poncing cunts over here. I also say fuck the thieving BBC and I don’t give a fuck what those traitor cunts say about anything. When heads start to roll about the Savile business then i’ll cry my eyes out.

In the meantime stick the BBC and their two bob propaganda up your arse and fuck off while you’re doing it. 😁

What about Cambridge University's ban on beef as a means to reduce their carbon footprint?

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Guest judgetwi
1 hour ago, Glowworm said:

What about Cambridge University's ban on beef as a means to reduce their carbon footprint?

 Cambridge University is a seat of learning that has been around a very long time. However, I doubt that there is a single cunt within those hallowed walls who can explain why you have been around for an equally long time and nobody has kicked your fucking head in.

Or perhaps they have?...... kicked your head in I mean. That would certainly explain a lot.

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17 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

 Cambridge University is a seat of learning that has been around a very long time. However, I doubt that there is a single cunt within those hallowed walls who can explain why you have been around for an equally long time and nobody has kicked your fucking head in.

Or perhaps they have?...... kicked your head in I mean. That would certainly explain a lot.

You got the tummy ache?

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On 17/11/2019 at 07:38, judgetwi said:

Don’t give a fuck what Pansy boy says but I say the more dead A-rabs over there the fewer of the poncing cunts over here. I also say fuck the thieving BBC and I don’t give a fuck what those traitor cunts say about anything. When heads start to roll about the Savile business then i’ll cry my eyes out.

In the meantime stick the BBC and their two bob propaganda up your arse and fuck off while you’re doing it. 😁

good old Jewdy

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10 minutes ago, ©Frank said:

Whenever I see a ratcum post, I puff out both cheeks and log out. Why do you bother? Fucking blob. 

I'm like a god on here Frank. Cunts pay me tribute, sacrifice goats, offer their services, prostrate themselves for my warrant.  You are but an asymmetric scrotum, a flaccid organ

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Guest judgetwi
1 hour ago, ratcum said:

I'm like a god on here Frank. Cunts pay me tribute, sacrifice goats, offer their services, prostrate themselves for my warrant.  You are but an asymmetric scrotum, a flaccid organ

There is only one God and his name is Allah. You should remember that the next time you are crying over the poor Palestinian children Mein Herr.

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On 17/11/2019 at 02:14, PANZER MURPHY said:

Ya have a point about shrinking confectionery jewdz baby..the tin of roses n quality street and the toblerone are just such and example  of payin more for less

Panzermurphybaby 

It has fuck all effect on tuskers, though. You would think that the loss of volume would decrease their caloric intake , but it’s clearly not the case. 

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