Penny Farthing Posted November 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 50 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's already happened, and more than once. Good .. let it happen again and next time make sure that Nicola Krankie is with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: You’ll be the first to die, then, when the mighty cephalopods begin their invasion of the surface world. Its the undiscovered island of humanoid newts you want to watch out McBaws! First one (not you) to get this reference gets a fiver and handjob from Judge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Its the undiscovered island of humanoid newts you want to watch out McBaws! First one (not you) to get this reference gets a fiver and handjob from Judge They're frogs not newts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I went to Sainsbury's today. I got a packet of smoked frankfurters, some split hot dog buns, and three onions in a little netting bag. Oh, and 4 pints of milk and a big bag of Skittles® People think that I make up these things to give myself an air of glamour and sophistication. But it's true. And I pigged out on hotdogs rather than have a proper dinner. I’m gonna ask Judge wether all this is true before commenting on it any further. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Glowworm said: Good .. let it happen again and next time make sure that Nicola Krankie is with you. You know you’re the worst poster on here, don’t you? Always have been, always will be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You know you’re the worst poster on here, don’t you? Always have been, always will be. Thank you. You have always been very good to me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 18 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: liver spotted bonce Are we talking ryhming slang here, Stubbs? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Are we talking ryhming slang here, Stubbs? Edgy. I like it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Edgy. I like it. Thanks Eric. Boxing clever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 21 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Thanks Eric. Boxing clever... See you on Boxing Day more like, if Roops clocks this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: See you on Boxing Day more like, if Roops clocks this. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Are we talking ryhming slang here, Stubbs? Disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I went to Sainsbury's today. I got a packet of smoked frankfurters, some split hot dog buns, and three onions in a little netting bag. Oh, and 4 pints of milk and a big bag of Skittles® People think that I make up these things to give myself an air of glamour and sophistication. But it's true. And I pigged out on hotdogs rather than have a proper dinner. Fantasist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: See you on Boxing Day more like, if Roops clocks this. It's all about interpretation, Bawsey. Borderline at best... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Disgusting. You dirty spic grass, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: You dirty spic grass, Frank. Thank god bawsey brought it to my attention. ‘Eughooooo, ooooooeeee.. a potential conflict between Cuntybaws and I’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: It's all about interpretation, Bawsey. Borderline at best... I think you probably would’ve got away with this one. You’ve blown it now, fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Frank said: ...a potential conflict between Cuntybaws and I What, and risk rupturing the very fabric of space-time and reality as we know it? I think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I went to Sainsbury's today. I got a packet of smoked frankfurters, some split hot dog buns, and three onions in a little netting bag. Oh, and 4 pints of milk and a big bag of Skittles® People think that I make up these things to give myself an air of glamour and sophistication. But it's true. And I pigged out on hotdogs rather than have a proper dinner. I once ate an entire catering sized tub of After Eight mints in a single sitting. I didn't set out to do that, but they were very moreish, and it seemed like a good idea at the time even though they weren't deep fried or anything! To this day, though, the very smell of mint turns my stomach, and I therefore haven't brushed my teeth for several decades. (@Salty Piss Flap, I'll set up the British dentistry jokes, you knock them down.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 16 minutes ago, Frank said: Thank god bawsey brought it to my attention. ‘Eughooooo, ooooooeeee.. a potential conflict between Cuntybaws and I’. How do you feel about having your throat cut soon retard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: How do you feel about having your throat cut soon retard? Shut your mouth you thick fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 Just now, Frank said: Shut your mouth you thick fucking cunt. I won’t be doing that you slimy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 28 minutes ago, Frank said: I think you probably would’ve got away with this one. You’ve blown it now, fuckwit. Well, you haven't exactly fucking helped Frank, have you? Besides, being a little risque and controversial is what this place thrives on, you should try it sometime. You're current materials as tame as a Butlins cabaret act, and even more dated, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Well, you haven't exactly fucking helped Frank, have you? Besides, being a little risque and controversial is what this place thrives on, you should try it sometime. You're current materials as tame as a Butlins cabaret act, and even more dated, cunt. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 40 minutes ago, Frank said: Thank god bawsey brought it to my attention. ‘Eughooooo, ooooooeeee.. a potential conflict between Cuntybaws and I’. You're all over the place and it's starting to make me cringe. The spotlight is back on you again tonight, either start entertaining us or go back to skulking in the wings, you fucking understudy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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