Stubby Pecker Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 10 hours ago, White Cunt said: You have to adapt to market demands, Big Billy. I suggest two new options for Christmas 2020. Get some of the fakes just like the one in the picture and have some real ones spray painted with water-based, zero VOC, organic paints, for the more sensitive and discerning poofters. And just to get trade going, set up your camp in Portobello, wearing lederhosen and some jingles. You will be rolling in it by Christmas Eve. Dip the fuckers in anthrax solution and kill off all the poofs for the best Christmas present of all time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Dip the fuckers in anthrax solution and kill off all the poofs for the best Christmas present of all time Stubby. I was disturbed by a noise at a 3AM, when I looked up the there was strange man at the foot of the bed. He was dressed in dark clothing and carrying a scythe, his head was covered by a hood and I could not really see his face and he was holding his hand out out beckoning me with his index finger to come to him. I told him to get fucked and threw my hot water bottle at him and he vanished .. Have you any idea who he was? Edited December 15, 2019 by Dawn Chorus missing word/s inserted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Stubby. I was disturbed a noise at a 3AM, when I looked up the there was strange man at the foot of the bed. He was dressed in dark clothing and carrying a scythe, his head was covered by a hood and I could not really see his face and he was holding his hand out out beckoning me with his index finger to come to him. I told him to get fucked and threw my hot water bottle at him and he vanished .. Have you any idea who he was? If his physique looked quite skeletal I imagine it might have been Frank during another attempt to resurrect Ming in time for Christmas so he won't be on his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: If his physique looked quite skeletal I imagine it might have been Frank during another attempt to resurrect Ming in time for Christmas so he won't be on his own. I was asking Tim (not his real name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fat cunt. It's amazing what you can buy on the internet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 It truly is. homocopter-gay-pride-helicopter-funny-t-shirt-mens-premium-t-shirt.webp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's amazing what you can buy on the internet. Your mum has quite the pointed sense of humor when it comes to buying you gifts that also drop hints, doesn't she? Like when she hinted above: "You're a fat retarded disappointment and I hate you so badly I want you to leave the country!!! Go live in America and take your stupid coffee mug collection with you!!!!" Apparently custom printed coffee mugs is how she communicates with you. Clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Dip the fuckers in anthrax solution and kill off all the poofs for the best Christmas present of all time It’s overall a smart option, but one which would have a hugely negative impact on Billy’s bottom line. In our ageing society, poofters are the core of his business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: Meaningless drivel. Or is it? Why don’t you say what you wanna say hard man? You know you want to say it don’t you? Go on hard man........time for you to be a hero. 😀 .....time for you to address your binge-drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 8 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Your mum has quite the pointed sense of humor when it comes to buying you gifts that also drop hints, doesn't she? Like when she hinted above: "You're a fat retarded disappointment and I hate you so badly I want you to leave the country!!! Go live in America and take your stupid coffee mug collection with you!!!!" Apparently custom printed coffee mugs is how she communicates with you. Clever. You stupid fucking cunt. Not "clever" to have a go at family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 I think Delia Smith' must have been nobbling the boys' pre-match sarnies looking at that rather camp scene. What a fucking embarassment footie has sunk to. Time to bring the firms back and kick the real problems out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: .....time for you to address your binge-drinking. Never fucking mind that shite, Drew is the resident piss head anyway. Whats more pressing is yet another ID change for lady p-it seems it's skin really is paper thin I reckon a bit more light hearted banter and the hulking great tranny will go crying for another one before Xmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: You stupid fucking cunt. Not "clever" to have a go at family Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Fuck off. It's a bit more like it, but if you want to silence your critics, you really need to work on your cunting skills. I'm sure @Stubby Pecker won't mind me using him as an example in this coaching session... firstly, do your homework. Stubby is into geology and wildlife. Secondly, try and tie in the above with an amusing pop culture reference. Taking that into account, your retort should have gone something like.... 'Fuck off Stubby, you rock polishing Shawshank type, newt fiddling fucking cunt.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 On 14/12/2019 at 21:08, Cunty BigBollox said: This might work as the fairy on top. I think he'd enjoy a tree shoved up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 15 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Stubby. I was disturbed by a noise at a 3AM, when I looked up the there was strange man at the foot of the bed. He was dressed in dark clothing and carrying a scythe, his head was covered by a hood and I could not really see his face and he was holding his hand out out beckoning me with his index finger to come to him. I told him to get fucked and threw my hot water bottle at him and he vanished .. Have you any idea who he was? You've always been a little disturbed Pen. That's why they ask me to look after you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 16 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Stubby. I was disturbed by a noise at a 3AM, when I looked up the there was strange man at the foot of the bed. He was dressed in dark clothing and carrying a scythe, his head was covered by a hood and I could not really see his face and he was holding his hand out out beckoning me with his index finger to come to him. I told him to get fucked and threw my hot water bottle at him and he vanished .. Have you any idea who he was? The surgeon that lopped off your meat and two veg? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think he'd enjoy a tree shoved up his arse. And it would look like the tree had too many branches with his twig like legs hanging down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You've always been a little disturbed Pen. That's why they ask me to look after you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Anyway, I'm popping to Sainsbury's for the tins of soup for the week. I've taken some money from your purse. £120 should cover it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's a bit more like it, but if you want to silence your critics, you really need to work on your cunting skills. I'm sure @Stubby Pecker won't mind me using him as an example in this coaching session... firstly, do your homework. Stubby is into geology and wildlife. Secondly, try and tie in the above with an amusing pop culture reference. Taking that into account, your retort should have gone something like.... 'Fuck off Stubby, you rock polishing Shawshank type, newt fiddling fucking cunt.' Don't fucking trust the cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't fucking trust the cunts The greatest comment from Newt was "They mostly come at night. Mostly". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The greatest comment from Newt was "They mostly come at night. Mostly". One of my faves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Anyway, I'm popping to Sainsbury's for the tins of soup for the week. I've taken some money from your purse. £120 should cover it. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 On 15/12/2019 at 17:54, Eric Cuntman said: .....time for you to address your binge-drinking. Oh really? How would you know that? You just made that up. However, I know your B mob fantasies and your quoting the names of dead faces is total fucking bullshit. I was there Hardman and you weren’t. Fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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