Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 37 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Ahhhh breakfast! Have you heard from Eavens/Jazz lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, but if you advocate eugenics all of a sudden you're a fucking Nazi. Vote Rat. ..YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE 🕎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 12/03/2020 at 19:23, Eric Cuntman said: Have you heard from Eavens/Jazz lately? No. Not a thing for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 15/03/2020 at 09:33, Alfie Noakes said: No. Not a thing for a while. You won't hear from him .. he has sneaked back into the beach hut at Yarmouth that Decco had him evicted from and is lying low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 12/03/2020 at 17:22, Cuntybaws said: See what happens when fuckwits breed... Jesus! What happens when Marilyn Manson breeds with a mound of Cottage Cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 12/03/2020 at 13:47, Earl of Punkape said: Spot the facelift. She’s had almost as many as the “Bride of Wilderstein”. Aslan - The post-retirement years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 10:12, Neil said: Someone has just shat in my ears,these couple of cunts have released a song called Ordinary Man.Im a huge Sabbath fan but fuck me Ozzy what have you done teaming up with the fat,sausage jockey cunt that is Elton?.Fucking shit Whore Pigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Aslan - The post-retirement years I was thinking 'Vincent' from 'Beauty And The Beast'. That shite with Linda Hamilton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was thinking 'Vincent' from 'Beauty And The Beast'. That shite with Linda Hamilton. After 6 weeks away working my bollocks off, I've had an incredibly Ossie Osborne inspired afternoon unwinding. During a small spring clean (Jewdy take note, I reckon your lino's at least 6 inches deep in kebab wrappers.) Anyway, I digress. Whilst clearing away some useless lotions and potions, I stumbled upon a box of Pregablin, a couple of strips of Lorazepam, and a pot of morphine tablets, left spare after an operation. To say I'm completely of my head would be an understatement. If Tump got his hands on the NHS I'd be paying about £200 for these goodies. If that incompetent, buddy of Epstein, perma-tanned cunt thinks he's getting his hands on the NHS, he can fuck right off. I'd still bang his wife though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: After 6 weeks away working my bollocks off, I've had an incredibly Ossie Osborne inspired afternoon unwinding. During a small spring clean (Jewdy take note, I reckon your lino's at least 6 inches deep in kebab wrappers.) Anyway, I digress. Whilst clearing away some useless lotions and potions, I stumbled upon a box of Pregablin, a couple of strips of Lorazepam, and a pot of morphine tablets, left spare after an operation. To say I'm completely of my head would be an understatement. If Tump got his hands on the NHS I'd be paying about £200 for these goodies. If that incompetent, buddy of Epstein, perma-tanned cunt thinks he's getting his hands on the NHS, he can fuck right off. I'd still bang his wife though. I’m 99.9% certain Judge is going to award this a “bullshit - never happened” post when he gets in with his kebab. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’m 99.9% certain Judge is going to award this a “bullshit - never happened” post when he gets in with his kebab. Ape, I'm about 97% sure that the last time he was in pub they still permitted smoking. It's his prop, just like Frank's boat (which I sincerely hope is torpedoed,) Or Roops as the Corners font of knowledge.. However, I'm 100% sure your prediction will be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: After 6 weeks away working my bollocks off, I've had an incredibly Ossie Osborne inspired afternoon unwinding. During a small spring clean (Jewdy take note, I reckon your lino's at least 6 inches deep in kebab wrappers.) Anyway, I digress. Whilst clearing away some useless lotions and potions, I stumbled upon a box of Pregablin, a couple of strips of Lorazepam, and a pot of morphine tablets, left spare after an operation. To say I'm completely of my head would be an understatement. If Tump got his hands on the NHS I'd be paying about £200 for these goodies. If that incompetent, buddy of Epstein, perma-tanned cunt thinks he's getting his hands on the NHS, he can fuck right off. I'd still bang his wife though. Drugs are fucking great. Pregabalin can fuck off though. Boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: I’m 99.9% certain Judge is going to award this a “bullshit - never happened” post when he gets in with his kebab. Bullshit. Won't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Drugs are fucking great. Pregabalin can fuck off though. Boring. I once took 3 travel sickness tablets and didn’t go anywhere. Complete waste of time. Same as them Imodium pills. Why would I pay £7.99 to shit myself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: I once took 3 travel sickness tablets and didn’t go anywhere. Complete waste of time. Same as them Imodium pills. Why would I pay £7.99 to shit myself? Imodium STOP you shitting. You can get pharmacy brand Loperamide for a couple of quid. Constipation needn't be expensive. Avoid Senokot. In the advert, the woman goes to bed constipated, then wakes up in the morning 'relieved'... Which means she must have shat the bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imodium STOP you shitting. You can get pharmacy brand Loperamide for a couple of quid. Constipation needn't be expensive. Avoid Senokot. In the advert, the woman goes to bed constipated, then wakes up in the morning 'relieved'... Which means she must have shat the bed. You know she’s serious about you when she shits the bed the first time. So Imodium stops you shitting? Well I never Eric. I suppose Nurofen relieves pain too? Come on mate. I’m not stupid. Ask Roops. Actually don’t. She’ll lie.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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