Eric Cuntman Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 43 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Not a speaker, a guitar amplifier. Roland JC40 - the baby brother of the mighty JC120. Should be arriving soon. Mrs Ape made me buy it. Ok, a speaker with twiddly nobs. Does it go up to 11? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 21:01, Ape™️ said: What an absolute load of fucking shit. I fucking detest this “song” and its accompanying “dance” with every ounce of my being. I also hate every other piece of shit that Black Lace have produced, and wish them slow, painful deaths. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 21:23, camberwell gypsy said: I was obsessed with the Hokey Cokey. It was ruining things for me. But I turned myself around. Because that's what it's all about. I've just put my foot into this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I've just put my foot into this one. In 2008, an Anglican cleric, Canon Matthew Damon, Provost of Wakefield Cathedral, West Yorkshire, claimed that the Hokey Cokey movements were a parody of the traditional Catholic Latin Mass.Up until the reforms of Vatican II, the priest performed his movements facing the altar rather than the congregation, who could not hear the words very well, nor understand the Latin, nor clearly see his movements. At one point the priest would say "Hoc est corpus meum" meaning "This is My body". That theory led Scottish politician Michael Matheson in 2008 to urge police action "against individuals who use it [the song and dance] to taunt Catholics". Matheson's claim was deemed ridiculous by fans from both sides of the Old Firm (the rival Glasgowfootball teams Celtic and Rangers) and calls were made on fans' forums for both sides to join together to sing the song on 27 December 2008 at Ibrox Stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Your civil partner? lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 08/03/2020 at 08:01, Ape™️ said: What an absolute load of fucking shit. I fucking detest this “song” and its accompanying “dance” with every ounce of my being. I also hate every other piece of shit that Black Lace have produced, and wish them slow, painful deaths. Fucking cunts. I have always loathed this so called song. I can remember being strong-armed into participating when my pre-school "teacher" had everyone hold hands in a circle. This kind of abuse deserves a lead injection in the ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 28 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: I have always loathed this so called song. I can remember being strong-armed into participating when my pre-school "teacher" had everyone hold hands in a circle. This kind of abuse deserves a lead injection in the ear. I hate it when Jewish people do that 'Godfather' dance with a hankie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 37 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: I have always loathed this so called song. I can remember being strong-armed into participating when my pre-school "teacher" had everyone hold hands in a circle. This kind of abuse deserves a lead injection in the ear. Fucking hell; it speaks!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: In 2008, an Anglican cleric, Canon Matthew Damon, Provost of Wakefield Cathedral, West Yorkshire, claimed that the Hokey Cokey movements were a parody of the traditional Catholic Latin Mass.Up until the reforms of Vatican II, the priest performed his movements facing the altar rather than the congregation, who could not hear the words very well, nor understand the Latin, nor clearly see his movements. At one point the priest would say "Hoc est corpus meum" meaning "This is My body". That theory led Scottish politician Michael Matheson in 2008 to urge police action "against individuals who use it [the song and dance] to taunt Catholics". Matheson's claim was deemed ridiculous by fans from both sides of the Old Firm (the rival Glasgowfootball teams Celtic and Rangers) and calls were made on fans' forums for both sides to join together to sing the song on 27 December 2008 at Ibrox Stadium. Hoc est enim corpus meum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 22:37, Ape™️ said: No, just enduring a film that has it in. Just bought a Roland JC40 guitar amp off Amazon and am getting slowly pissed. £500 in one mouse click. I’m such a cunt. You didn't have to spend £500. I've been telling you that for free. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 31 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You didn't have to spend £500. I've been telling you that for free. He doesn’t need cunt tattooed on his forehead either for the general populous to be in no doubt... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: He doesn’t need cunt tattooed on his forehead either for the general populous to be in no doubt... lol. I think that @Ape™️ is some kind of make believe "posh boy" .. how long will it be before he tells us that he attended a public school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell; it speaks!!! Hello, how are you madam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: He doesn’t need cunt tattooed on his forehead either for the general populous to be in no doubt... lol. ... but you have to admit, when it comes to face masks, he's a genius. lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 It's Panza I feel sorry for... By the time he's worked out which Right or Left limb to put in or throw out, the DJ is playing "Come On Eileen" and the poor cunt then gets arrested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 11 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I think that @Ape™️ is some kind of make believe "posh boy" .. how long will it be before he tells us that he attended a public school? Try as you might, you’ll always be utter shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: He doesn’t need cunt tattooed on his forehead either for the general populous to be in no doubt... lol. And you certainly don’t need “entrance” tattooed across your buttocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 Is this what you cunts have descended to while I’ve been away???? Ffs CUNTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Fatty said: Is this what you cunts have descended to while I’ve been away???? Ffs CUNTS Where the fuck have you been you blobulous mass of lard ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Fatty said: Is this what you cunts have descended to while I’ve been away???? Ffs CUNTS Have you been self isolating jug ears of did Eddie lock you in the caravan again now he's got no use for you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Where the fuck have you been you blobulous mass of lard ? Spreading the virus on Tinder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Have you been self isolating jug ears of did Eddie lock you in the caravan again now he's got no use for you? Eddie, Eddie, who the fuck is Eddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 23:15, Eric Cuntman said: Ford Tippex I once bought 500 bottles of Tippex. I made a big mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 32 minutes ago, King Billy said: I once bought 500 bottles of Tippex. I made a big mistake. A colleague of mine swigged some tippex mistakenly thinking it was his liquid viagra. He woke up next morning with a huge correction. Here all lockdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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