Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 40 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Bawsey, give the indigenous Ni-Vanuatu people a try. They really like Jocks, especially with taro and yams. Not a bad call. I've actually been there, diving the SS President Coolidge, and despite being ugly little fuckers they're friendly enough. I wouldn't let one of them gobble me, though, not the greatest dental hygiene I've ever seen, and that's a damning observation from someone who's been to Dundee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 17 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: So what sign do we all have to learn now Gareth is moving back to White Hart Lane? I’m going to suggest it’s a 21st Century version of Loadsamoney. I’m sure @Cuntybawsis delighted to have Mr Bale back, he’s on record as a huge fan. Apparently he's injured. Shown up on his medical. The dirty greasy cunts kept that quiet. So Levy will probably box him up and send him back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Not a bad call. I've actually been there, diving the SS President Coolidge, and despite being ugly little fuckers they're friendly enough. I wouldn't let one of them gobble me, though, not the greatest dental hygiene I've ever seen, and that's a damning observation from someone who's been to Dundee. How far down is the wreck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How far down is the wreck? The bow is just over 20m down, the stern more than 60m. You need to dive deco to get the best of it, but there's good stuff above 40m, and plenty of opportunities for penetration too, no fnaar intended. https://www.diveplanit.com/dive-site/ss-president-coolidge/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The bow is just over 20m down, the stern more than 60m. You need to dive deco to get the best of it, but there's good stuff above 40m, and plenty of opportunities for penetration too, no fnaar intended. https://www.diveplanit.com/dive-site/ss-president-coolidge/ That website shows a black man in a wetsuit... bullshit, never happened. They can't swim. Fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: That website shows a black man in a wetsuit... bullshit, never happened. They can't swim. Fact. Sinking is a generally useful skill for scuba diving, though, at least up to a point. Otherwise it's just snorkelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The bow is just over 20m down, the stern more than 60m. You need to dive deco to get the best of it, but there's good stuff above 40m, and plenty of opportunities for penetration too, no fnaar intended. https://www.diveplanit.com/dive-site/ss-president-coolidge/ I went on a dive a couple of weeks ago in the Medway. Latched ourselves to a marker bouy and followed the chain down. Couldn't see a thing after 10m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I went on a dive a couple of weeks ago in the Medway. Latched ourselves to a marker bouy and followed the chain down. Couldn't see a thing after 10m. Wrecks are all well and good, but I'm definitely more of a warm water stripey fish man as a rule. Once Covid is over do yourself a favour and get to Indonesia and dive the coral reefs there. It's pretty much the last truly great diving left on the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Wrecks are all well and good, but I'm definitely more of a warm water stripey fish man as a rule. Once Covid is over do yourself a favour and get to Indonesia and dive the coral reefs there. It's pretty much the last truly great diving left on the planet. Don’t forget muff diving. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Don’t forget muff diving. It's all fish related. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I went on a dive a couple of weeks ago in the Medway. Latched ourselves to a marker bouy and followed the chain down. Couldn't see a thing after 10m. Close to you. You can get a relatively good dive in the Thames estuary off Sheerness. The SS Richard Montgomery. Take a hammer and net, and collect a few souvenirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Close to you. You can get a relatively good dive in the Thames estuary off Sheerness. The SS Richard Montgomery. Take a hammer and net, and collect a few souvenirs. Any lead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Any lead? Quite a few tonnes actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Quite a few tonnes actually. I'll get me mask and fins. And me coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: How far down is the wreck? I am led to believe Frank is pretty depressed, and almost suicidal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I am led to believe Frank is pretty depressed, and almost suicidal. Ape survives day to day shuffling around Tesco looking for discounted beans and victims to expose his helicopter 🚁 to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 51 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I am led to believe Frank is pretty depressed, and almost suicidal. Email him then, encourage him to carry on fighting the good fight, distract him from his depression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 53 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I am led to believe Frank is pretty depressed, and almost suicidal. Oh fuck that was a Joke. FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 29 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Oh fuck that was a Joke. FFS Sadly, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Sadly, yes. Good evening serf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good evening serf. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 5 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I detest that thick as shit, Malteser headed little 'starving Marvin' cunt. Never trust a Somali. Dirty fucking shifty criminal cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I detest that thick as shit, Malteser headed little 'starving Marvin' cunt. Never trust a Somali. Dirty fucking shifty criminal cunts. Drug cheat, probably got the drugs from other Somalis based in woolwich... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: Drug cheat, probably got the drugs from other Somalis based in woolwich... Is woolwich still infested with them? Last time I was there, Burrage Road looked like Mogadishu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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