camberwell gypsy Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 11 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: He was also sent to night school, to learn how to read in the dark. They always talk about the speed of light but never the speed of dark! Why is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 I see this site has a healthy smattering of wimminz on board. Yay diversity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Ed? Bubba? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They always talk about the speed of light but never the speed of dark! Why is that? Am flummoxed wiv that one Gyps. Mind you, our coloured cousins are quick off the mark when chasing Spring Bok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 19 minutes ago, Bernard Fuck said: I see this site has a healthy smattering of wimminz on board. Yay diversity. Yep. you're in safe hands Barnyard once your pre-op meds have kicked in. As for the rest of us two of the other fuckers are right up your street, and one (DWF) is still yet to be spayed. You'll do well on here, you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Yep. you're in safe hands Barnyard once your pre-op meds have kicked in. As for the rest of us two of the other fuckers are right up your street, and one (DWF) is still yet to be spayed. You'll do well on here, you will. As long as they practice social distancing they'll be safe. Thanks for the endorsement, it means a lot to me when a long established member puts their cards on the table, true comradeship. PS: Does DWF stand for Dirty White Female? I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bernard Fuck said: As long as they practice social distancing they'll be safe. Thanks for the endorsement, it means a lot to me when a long established member puts their cards on the table, true comradeship. PS: Does DWF stand for Dirty White Female? I'm in. More or less, yes. Shout "FETCH" at the top of yer voice, and she'll chase a fucking Frisbee, and she always goes down well with the kids. Edited April 11, 2020 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Bubba? I’m well, thanks for asking. What the fuck are you doing with your wop self these days? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 11 hours ago, Bubba C said: I’m well, thanks for asking. What the fuck are you doing with your wop self these days? I'm moving roops in after lockdown bubba, can't believe it, never had time for the Welsh but here I am taking to you and teaming up with a girl with coal in her knickers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I'm moving roops in after lockdown bubba, can't believe it, never had time for the Welsh but here I am taking to you and teaming up with a girl with coal in her knickers. Scratch that idea boyo, thanks to Google Street View I've seen your home...detached, tidy with blue merc (s-class?) parked outside but the words "wendy" and "house" spring to mind... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Scratch that idea boyo, thanks to Google Street View I've seen your home...detached, tidy with blue merc (s-class?) parked outside but the words "wendy" and "house" spring to mind... Plus you'll have to go three in a bed with fatty and edd and take turns being the wife 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Scratch that idea boyo, thanks to Google Street View I've seen your home...detached, tidy with blue merc (s-class?) parked outside but the words "wendy" and "house" spring to mind... He’s still got that rusting shit-bucket he calls a car? Still devoid of taste I see; his car washing business is probably fucked due to C19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: They always talk about the speed of light but never the speed of dark! Why is that? 'Dark' is the base state Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Scratch that idea boyo, thanks to Google Street View I've seen your home...detached, tidy with blue merc (s-class?) parked outside but the words "wendy" and "house" spring to mind... I wish, if you zoom in to the alley at the back of that house you will see a 2 man tent, I do have room for 1 little one x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 On 11/04/2020 at 15:00, camberwell gypsy said: They always talk about the speed of light but never the speed of dark! Why is that? Leroy sprinting off down Brixton High Rd. with your I phone and wallet in his hand is the accepted measurement of the speed of dark in the Greater London area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 Netflix content might be slightly out of sync here versus the UK, and accepting football is for Irons etc, but I quite enjoyed a binge on Sunderland Til I Die for 9 hours straight today as the wife is away. Only got out of my hammock to piss or fetch drinks. Proper cunts in every episode, and you should hear the victimhood theme tune. If you thought Scousers were dewy-eyed idiots, try the Mackems on for size. Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Netflix content might be slightly out of sync here versus the UK, and accepting football is for Irons etc, but I quite enjoyed a binge on Sunderland Til I Die for 9 hours straight today as the wife is away. Only got out of my hammock to piss or fetch drinks. Proper cunts in every episode, and you should hear the victimhood theme tune. If you thought Scousers were dewy-eyed idiots, try the Mackems on for size. Jesus. I did wonder what he does in his spare time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yeast Infection Posted April 24, 2020 Report Share Posted April 24, 2020 They will show any ill conceived low budget thrown together trash. Will literally host anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 21 hours ago, Yeast Infection said: They will show any ill conceived low budget thrown together trash. Will literally host anything. You will type any ill conceived bullshite comment. Take The Dons advice and disinfect your internal organs starting with a couple of pints of domestos for your stomach, dick head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 Netflix= woke, LBTGWRSDJJFFUYTRFCN bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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