Stubby Pecker Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Yep, that's the one, RK. She keeps pRick in the boot. . Good old Rick. I see he's still living his hard rocking lifestyle The Twat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well done. The obvious twins. I'm not fucking stupid. Do you really think it's worth hanging around the world anymore? It's not. But take 1 or 2 with you. Just for a last gasp bit of fun. Enjoy yourselves when they round you up at gun point and force you to work fields and factories to serve the elite. 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got a gun. It's a really nice one. A Browning H-P with 61 rounds. This current shit is my dream come true. I can't wait for the government to come round and tell me what to do. Guess what's going to happen? I don't think we're quite at Mad Max full societal breakdown yet dear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 6 hours ago, Roadkill said: They did the same with Obamacare if I remember correctly. Yanks hate knowing their taxes go towards anyone else's well being - especially the sick, whom they prefer to simply shame and segregate because a lot of them can't work. If you don't have a job over there you're automatically scum, if you're on disability you're a leach and probably faking it, if you don't own a car then you're a failure and if you're homeless then you're sub-human. Its an entire society built on spitting down and blindly judging the people below you so you can ignore the fact that you're just a tiny cog in the machine yourself and only a few missed payments away from the rung below you. Generations of social engineering and southern inbreeding has turned them into an entire country of easily manipulated little drones who think they're free because they're allowed to play with guns. Brilliant, i'm going to wind up some thick mouth breathing USA cunts on reddit by re-posting this all the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good old Rick. I see he's still living his hard rocking lifestyle The Twat Yep, spot on again with this one, Stubbs. "pRick the Piglet in Lava Land" Edited April 20, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: I don't think we're quite at Mad Max full societal breakdown yet dear... It's not far off darling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Either make a relevant comment pertaining to the OP or don't bother you shit brained cretin. Enjoy your turkey dinosaurs Chikatetsu de chikan ni atte, atai no mune o sawaro to soiteira no Debu na amejin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's not far off darling. But sweetheart, he called you dear! Edited April 20, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING A PIGEON FOR 20 MINUTES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 17 hours ago, Ape™️ said: My thoughts on you: Fucking idiot. Kusokurae kisama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Ah, I knew it. I think even you could afford that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 4 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Chikatetsu de chikan ni atte, atai no mune o sawaro to soiteira no Debu na amejin! I fully empathise with the stir-craziness social distancing must be causing, especially in beauty hotspots such as Rotherham, Liverpool and Bradford. How's the self-masturbating going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hate tubular bells. The only decent version was by 'The champs boys' . I cant be asked to youtube it. Always liked Tattoo on Tubular Bells 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Is this where you store those jars of pickled bollock? A small three inch spice bottle is sufficient, I've always found that neutered punters' testes to be the size of a two small dried peas. The wire shelving is useful for drying scalps though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I imagine you will have a grandstand view when you receive your 'community warden' armband and 'grassing the neighbours' medal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Always liked Tattoo on Tubular Bells 2 Have you given Tubular Bells III a spin? Edited April 20, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's not far off darling. Eric... I didn't want to say this, but with all the fantasying over weapons you own combined with sitting on your arse in the house all day... you're starting to become a bit of a Steven Segal. Have you been looking at kimonos and samurai swords recently too? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Eric... I didn't want to say this, but with all the fantasying over weapons you own combined with sitting on your arse in the house all day... you're starting to become a bit of a Steven Segal. Have you been looking at kimonos and samurai swords recently too? Never mind all that, RK. There's been an inflation drop in Seoul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: drying scalps though Do you colour match them before sewing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Always liked Tattoo on Tubular Bells 2 Tattoo? What the little guy in the white suit on Fantasy Island? "Boss, de plane ees de plane". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 21 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: My thoughts on that Is this the same thumb-middle finger movement you use when inspecting different types of shit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Eric... I didn't want to say this, but with all the fantasying over weapons you own combined with sitting on your arse in the house all day... you're starting to become a bit of a Steven Segal. Have you been looking at kimonos and samurai swords recently too? Its a good job we're in lockdown as he'd be going into bars asking if "anyone seen Ritchie"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Its a good job we're in lockdown as he'd be going into bars asking if "anyone seen Ritchie"? Lionel Ritchie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 58 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tattoo? What the little guy in the white suit on Fantasy Island? "Boss, de plane ees de plane". Re tattoos, I envisage the once-skybound butterflies on your boobs have by now all headed for the fading dolphins on your ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Lionel Ritchie? Shane Richie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Re tattoos, I envisage the once-skybound butterflies on your boobs have by now all headed for the fading dolphins on your ankles. are now mothballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Re tattoos, I envisage the once-skybound butterflies on your boobs have by now all headed for the fading dolphins on your ankles. Well, if that's what gets you to the vinegar strokes, you're very welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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