White Cunt Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 Not partial to high maintenance, my hair cutting routine is rather cheap, basic but regular. But with obviously all the trimming places currently closed, it’s becoming quite certain that shabby chic is now the on-trend look I must carry it off with flair for the foreseeable future. By the time the locals open their doors to the shaggy lot, most men will look like a cross between father Jack and Mickey Rourke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 29 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Not partial to high maintenance, my hair cutting routine is rather cheap, basic but regular. But with obviously all the trimming places currently closed, it’s becoming quite certain that shabby chic is now the on-trend look I must carry it off with flair for the foreseeable future. By the time the locals open their doors to the shaggy lot, most men will look like a cross between father Jack and Mickey Rourke. Paging @Wolfie to the main board please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Paging @Wolfie to the main board please. Without regular visits to her local beauty salon, I'd imagine Roops' minge has begun to resemble Groundskeeper Willie's beard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 42 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Without regular visits to her local beauty salon, I'd imagine Roops' minge has begun to resemble Groundskeeper Willie's beard. And smell worse than the Wuhan Wet Market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 23, 2020 Report Share Posted April 23, 2020 12 hours ago, King Billy said: And smell worse than the Wuhan Wet Market. It's not that bad despite the gingerness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 23, 2020 Report Share Posted April 23, 2020 12 hours ago, Wolfie said: Without regular visits to her local beauty salon, I'd imagine Roops' minge has begun to resemble Groundskeeper Willie's beard. I believe she's received a few quotes from local gardeners to get it trimmed up with industrial, titanium bladed hedge cutters when this shit is over. If it goes on longer than June then its a job for the council 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I believe she's received a few quotes from local gardeners to get it trimmed up with industrial, titanium bladed hedge cutters when this shit is over. If it goes on longer than June then its a job for the council Only if the rates are paid in a timely manner. Otherwise, it's Stihl freehand to the rescue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 24, 2020 Report Share Posted April 24, 2020 On 22/04/2020 at 22:02, White Cunt said: Not partial to high maintenance, my hair cutting routine is rather cheap, basic but regular. But with obviously all the trimming places currently closed, it’s becoming quite certain that shabby chic is now the on-trend look I must carry it off with flair for the foreseeable future. By the time the locals open their doors to the shaggy lot, most men will look like a cross between father Jack and Mickey Rourke. Just go full Marine... get the clippers out and shave the lot off... get with the program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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