Watching old shit cos you're bored

[camberwell gypsy]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Because he resembles Tony Hancock and I thought I'd make a joke of it. I'll try and keep it simple in future.

Jesus fucking wept.

He looks more like Sheila Hancock. 

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, 'eavensabove said:

I'm not going to try and explain it to the 'thicky twins' again.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Because he resembles Tony Hancock and I thought I'd make a joke of it. I'll try and keep it simple in future.

Jesus fucking wept.

?

Piffle. He's not remotely like him in the slightest. Why not plumb for Brad Pitt or Tom fucking Cruise? 

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm watching 'Survivors'(2008) a loose remake of a 1975 Terry Nation drama, where a worldwide flu pandemic wipes out 99% of the human race. Unfortunately it's a modern BBC production, which means that the only white male characters are either thick or extremely unpleasant, and the strong plucky wimmins have to be rescued by the kind, morally superior black and Islamic men, or each other. In fact, fuck it. I think I'll ditch it and watch the 1975 version.

Paul Darrow and Terry Nation used to get completely wardrobe on fine wines in Terry Nation's house in LA. They were trying to get Hollywood backing for a new series of Blake 7. 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Paul Darrow and Terry Nation used to get completely wardrobe on fine wines in Terry Nation's house in LA. They were trying to get Hollywood backing for a new series of Blake 7. 

I read about it. 'Blakes7 legacy'. It was planned that Avon had survived and assembled a new crew to continue fighting the federation. Must've felt guilty about shooting Blake.

[Neil]

23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No Eavens. I fort it was milo O,shea, because I had the fucking DVD case in front of me when I typed it out. And his fucking name is on it. Unfortunately, you and gyps have trouble recognising humour unless it involves puns made out of fucking song titles.

Que sera sera

[Eric Cuntman]

11 minutes ago, Neil said:

Que sera sera

Don't you fuckin start.

[Stubby Pecker]

16 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

What was your role?

Gripper? Gaffer? Dubbin' Mixer? Runner? Rimmer or Best Boy? 

Fluffer for Le Bon and the lads

[Penny Farthing]

 

The wild boys are calling
On their way back from the fire
In august moon's surrender to
A dust cloud on the rise
Wild boys fallen far from glory
Reckless and so hungered
On the razors edge you trail
Because there's murder by the roadside
In a sore afraid new world

[Wolfie]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm watching 'Survivors'(2008) a loose remake of a 1975 Terry Nation drama, where a worldwide flu pandemic wipes out 99% of the human race. Unfortunately it's a modern BBC production, which means that the only white male characters are either thick or extremely unpleasant, and the strong plucky wimmins have to be rescued by the kind, morally superior black and Islamic men, or each other. In fact, fuck it. I think I'll ditch it and watch the 1975 version.

When the BBC pursued rights for Survivors from Terry Nation's 1975 creation, the new 2008 version was designed to have a 'cultural and class mix that really represented the whole country'. Yet approximately half of the cast was either British Asian, black or mixed-race. Again, this typifies the BBC's desire to hasten the perception of a multicultural society among the UK's (then 88%) white demographic.

Traditionally there is a long history in the British Isles of immigrants arriving, being accepted and settling fairly well – but as with Survivors, the BBC will use a new COVID-19 legacy series as another component to accelerate Britain's acceptance of a racially mixed society. When the current lockdown is eventually lifted, you can bet the manipulative shithouse will start working on a pandemic-era series, in which only one of the main characters will actually be white or heterosexual – so as not to offend minority groups. Anything the BBC creates, despite often not being a true reflection of the current demographic, is fiercely shielded by political correctness.

[Wolfie]

3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

 

The wild boys are calling
On their way back from the fire
In august moon's surrender to
A dust cloud on the rise
Wild boys fallen far from glory
Reckless and so hungered
On the razors edge you trail
Because there's murder by the roadside
In a sore afraid new world

You really are a useless cunt. I can't quite figure how you've managed to survive on the Corner for as long as you have. Retire yourself, you incredibly useless, inept, economy-sized brain.

[Earl of Punkape]

28 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

When the BBC pursued rights for Survivors from Terry Nation's 1975 creation, the new 2008 version was designed to have a 'cultural and class mix that really represented the whole country'. Yet approximately half of the cast was either British Asian, black or mixed-race. Again, this typifies the BBC's desire to hasten the perception of a multicultural society among the UK's (then 88%) white demographic.

Traditionally there is a long history in the British Isles of immigrants arriving, being accepted and settling fairly well – but as with Survivors, the BBC will use a new COVID-19 legacy series as another component to accelerate Britain's acceptance of a racially mixed society. When the current lockdown is eventually lifted, you can bet the manipulative shithouse will start working on a pandemic-era series, in which only one of the main characters will actually be white or heterosexual – so as not to offend minority groups. Anything the BBC creates, despite often not being a true reflection of the current demographic, is fiercely shielded by political correctness.

In 5 years time either the Conservative party will be here or the BBC but not both.

As the internet has fractured the media landscape, politicians and the wider public have been quicker to question the broadcaster’s assumptive and increasingly P.C role at the center of British life.The BBC are now incapable of change and are now riven with despotic left wing pseudo intellectuals, ecology nutters and deviant homosexuals.

[Wolfie]

On 07/05/2020 at 11:45, 'eavensabove said:

… and of course, everybody (including you, wolfie) should watch the "Blue Jean" DVD by David Bowie, simply because I'm in it. It's probably the best film that has ever been made, that has not ended-up being wrapped around a wedge of Stilton. 

OK then – put your money where your mouth is, you attention-seeking little toad. Prove it by showing us who you are in the video. I appear to have developed an image of you as a scrawny little dowager's humped street urchin, rubbing his hands together like a Fagin-Del Trotter hybrid as he flogs the latest 'fell off the back of a lorry' Chinese ornaments from his modest little static home's pop-up shop. The curiosity is killing me, seriously.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

16 hours ago, Wolfie said:

OK then – put your money where your mouth is, you attention-seeking little toad. Prove it by showing us who you are in the video. I appear to have developed an image of you as a scrawny little dowager's humped street urchin, rubbing his hands together like a Fagin-Del Trotter hybrid as he flogs the latest 'fell off the back of a lorry' Chinese ornaments from his modest little static home's pop-up shop. The curiosity is killing me, seriously.

Attention seeking???  I have not the need to seek attention Wolfie ol' chap. I merely state certain things than I've done and places I've been and people I've met as and when I care to. I aint gotta 'prove'  fuck all to you or ay other cunt for that matter. The way that you envisage me is for you're own mind, just as it is with your obvious feelings of jealousy otherwise you wouldn't give two shits about what I may or may not have done and continue to do... Perhaps it is you that needs to prove that you are anything else but a none-achiever, a total bore and without anything remotely worthy of another's consideration. We is what we is Wolfie, or in your case, we are not what we are not... Oh, before I go, did I tell you that I have one of the largest private collections of Rene Lalique car mascots in the UK, and not only was I in the Blue Jean video, that I  beat Bowie & Mick Ronson in a game of MONOPLY? There, I'm sure you can drum-up something about that, in your very troubled little mind. Zzzzz 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

19 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

In 5 years time either the Conservative party will be here or the BBC but not both.

As the internet has fractured the media landscape, politicians and the wider public have been quicker to question the broadcaster’s assumptive and increasingly P.C role at the center of British life.The BBC are now incapable of change and are now riven with despotic left wing pseudo intellectuals, ecology nutters and deviant homosexuals.

There has been a record number of people (since the covid lockdown) that have cancelled any further payments for a TV licence. 36 people a week and the numbers are growing. 

[Earl of Punkape]

10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

There has been a record number of people (since the covid lockdown) that have cancelled any further payments for a TV licence. 36 people a week and the numbers are growing. 

They should be encouraged.

[Guest Bernard Fuck]

13 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

There has been a record number of people (since the covid lockdown) that have cancelled any further payments for a TV licence. 36 people a week and the numbers are growing. 

I got yet another reminder/threatening letter hand delivered this morning.

It makes me glad to know the trouble and expense that Crapita have gone to over the last 5 years to keep trying to extort me into paying Libtard tax to champagne socialists. The letter resides in my collection with all the others, happy days.

Bollocks.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 minute ago, Bernard Fuck said:

I got yet another reminder/threatening letter hand delivered this morning.

They're a cunt, and once they arrive they never let up unless you pay or until they nab yer. Even their poxy detector vans can find yer hiding under yer mattress. 

[Guest Stoolstabber500]

On 07/05/2020 at 16:15, Roadkill said:

Is Harry Brown the one where Michael Caine kills a bunch of chavs? Good fucking movie that.

That's the one. Have you seen Gran Torino? Same concept but with Clint Eastwood and replace chavs with gooks and not as gritty and grim as Harry Brown.

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

Attention seeking???  I have not the need to seek attention Wolfie ol' chap. I merely state certain things than I've done and places I've been and people I've met as and when I care to. I aint gotta 'prove'  fuck all to you or ay other cunt for that matter. The way that you envisage me is for you're own mind, just as it is with your obvious feelings of jealousy otherwise you wouldn't give two shits about what I may or may not have done and continue to do... Perhaps it is you that needs to prove that you are anything else but a none-achiever, a total bore and without anything remotely worthy of another's consideration. We is what we is Wolfie, or in your case, we are not what we are not... Oh, before I go, did I tell you that I have one of the largest private collections of Rene Lalique car mascots in the UK, and not only was I in the Blue Jean video, that I  beat Bowie & Mick Ronson in a game of MONOPLY? There, I'm sure you can drum-up something about that, in your very troubled little mind. Zzzzz 

 

4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

I spent two days at the security contractor's training school at Florida en route to Venezuela. Most of the time I was given instruction in the unlikely event of a "hostile contact" and the defensive actions of the security detail. Basically, my role was not to panic and follow commands, no matter how counter-intuitive they may appear. I was also allocated couple of hours climatization and practice on the weapon I was to be issued with, which as far as I can vaguely recall, was a Heckler & Koch USP compact which had a factory-fitted .357 SIG conversion.

 

On 12/12/2018 at 22:46, Mrs Roops said:

Neither, it was a mission to try and salvage a financial mess caused by the then President of Venezuela, one Hugo Chavez. My protection detail were former Spanish Foreign Legion personnel. Most of their clients were like me, reps from foreign businesses who could do little than watch their firm's investment disappear down the plug hole.

Blimey. Who'd have thought the past 24-hours would reveal Roops to have custom weapons-training skills, who seems to have relinquished her role as a special undercover agent recruited for vital jungle missions to salvage financial dilemmas caused by the President of Venezuela, to flashing her cunt on the internet to a bunch of misfits? And there's you, 'ev, whose cap appears to no longer have room to house any new feathers. Perhaps there's just enough to squeeze in another for beating Bowie & Ronson at Monopoly.

Seriously, it's an absolute privilege to brush shoulders with two self-acclaimed and uniquely talented stars of the Corner.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

13 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Seriously, it's an absolute privilege to brush shoulders with two self-acclaimed and uniquely talented stars of the Corner.

And a continuous & ongoing pleasure, to be entertained by The Corner's one and only Buffoon AKA Wolfie.

How many cars have you got? Have you any of your works in museums, galleries or in private collections of the rich & famous? I'm a bigger cunt than you look, you sap, and I've more under my belt than just a tiny pair of worthless bollocks. 

[Mrs Roops]

32 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Blimey. Who'd have thought the past 24-hours would reveal Roops to have custom weapons-training skills,...

Indeed, all two hours worth and no jungles either - it was all flat industrially-denuded oil fields with nodding pump jacks, hardly Laura Croft territory.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

On 11/05/2020 at 15:16, camberwell gypsy said:

So why put (above) next to Tony Hancock in your post? I'm not fucking physic am I? 

And leave 'eavens alone. The poor fucker hasn't been out for a month. He only has Tim Vine and Tony Blackburn jokes compendium for company. 

Exactly, Gyps. I'm on me last legs. 

 

[Guest Bernard Fuck]

7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

They're a cunt, and once they arrive they never let up unless you pay or until they nab yer. Even their poxy detector vans can find yer hiding under yer mattress. 

That's right, I'm ever so threatened.

[White Cunt]

6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Exactly, Gyps. I'm on me last legs. 

 

What’s the Bosch connection?