camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52874615 Why the actual fuck would any cunt join a queue that by all accounts was 5 miles long? Probably the same cunts who go to Alton Towers on a bank holiday knowing queues will be a 2 hour wait. And then probably fucking moan about it because every other cunt had the same idea as them. Fucking idiots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Are the meatballs really that good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Refreshing isn't it? To see that the virus has made people less of a cunt.....Not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Perhaps they've all got Coronavirus, they say one of the symptoms is a loss of taste! Who the fuck wants plywood furniture that's less stable than the fucking cardboard box it comes in anyhow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 What’s IKEA ? Is it a type of lager ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: What’s IKEA ? Is it a type of lager ? Check the label on your jizz-splattered sofa. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: What’s IKEA ? Is it a type of lager ? Its the new name for Babycham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 36 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Its the new name for Babycham. Brandy & Babycham. Now that's a proper girlie drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 I seem to recall that liberal, squat dweller @Bill Stickers did a decent nom about the IKEA cunts and a trip to the dystopian shit house of Tottenham to get stuffed with meatballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 Ikea where cheap cunts go to get their cheap throwaway furniture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 It looks like none of you cunts can remember MFI. Kitchen units with hinges and chip board that were unable to bear the weight of the doors. Bookshelves that would start leaning to one side when you put books on the shelves and collapsing wardrobes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: It looks like none of you cunts can remember MFI. Kitchen units with hinges and chip board that were unable to bear the weight of the doors. Bookshelves that would start leaning to one side when you put books of the shelves and collapsing wardrobes. Did you buy your brain there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Did you buy your brain there? No .. I sold your brain there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Did you buy your brain there? That came from the bargain bin in Woolworths, she found it amongst the K-tel albums and the Ronco crap household tools, basically shit that no other cunt would dream of buying. Unfortunately the instruction manual for the brain got mixed up with a Ronco Buttoneer and therefore she still hasn't figured out how to use it properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That came from the bargain bin in Woolworths, she found it amongst the K-tel albums and the Ronco crap household tools, basically shit that no other cunt would dream of buying. Unfortunately the instruction manual for the brain got mixed up with a Ronco Buttoneer and therefore she still hasn't figured out how to use it properly. Crewe lost its Woolies in 1982 .. did you buy the K-Tel Gag book .. you know the one that Neil sent back because it didn't contain the kind of gags that he wanted? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That came from the bargain bin in Woolworths, she found it amongst the K-tel albums and the Ronco crap household tools, basically shit that no other cunt would dream of buying. Unfortunately the instruction manual for the brain got mixed up with a Ronco Buttoneer and therefore she still hasn't figured out how to use it properly. I remember the buttoneer. Didn't k-Tel do those compilation LPs of current songs that were murdered by session singers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That came from the bargain bin in Woolworths, she found it amongst the K-tel albums and the Ronco crap household tools, basically shit that no other cunt would dream of buying. Unfortunately the instruction manual for the brain got mixed up with a Ronco Buttoneer and therefore she still hasn't figured out how to use it properly. I think I mentioned Ron Popiel recently on here. He became stupidly rich inventing and selling that shit. The adverts were brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember the buttoneer. Didn't k-Tel do those compilation LPs of current songs that were murdered by session singers? Actually, the songs were by 'original' artists. K-Tel had the idea of packaging and advertising the albums on tv, and raking-in the dosh, a long time before the wankers at Virgin/Polygram/EMI etc. invented their Now That's What I Call Music franchise. I remember having an album of TOTP hits from the early 1970's, those were definitely played, sung and cunted about by faceless BBC session musicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: It looks like none of you cunts can remember MFI. Kitchen units with hinges and chip board that were unable to bear the weight of the doors. Bookshelves that would start leaning to one side when you put books on the shelves and collapsing wardrobes. That'll teach you to use gyppos as kitchen fitters. Did they throw in a dog as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Joker said: Actually, the songs were by 'original' artists. K-Tel had the idea of packaging and advertising the albums on tv, and raking-in the dosh, a long time before the wankers at Virgin/Polygram/EMI etc. invented their Now That's What I Call Music franchise. I remember having an album of TOTP hits from the early 1970's, those were definitely played, sung and cunted about by faceless BBC session musicians. I distinctively remember every xmas an album was released which was dirt cheap of loads of that years songs. I was about 8 and I bought one from Woolworths with a pound my dad gave me. Brought it home, put it on and realised how shit it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I distinctively remember every xmas an album was released which was dirt cheap of loads of that years songs. I was about 8 and I bought one from Woolworths with a pound my dad gave me. Brought it home, put it on and realised how shit it was. Look at that line up, you can't argue with that for £2 -11s- 9d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Joker said: Look at that line up, you can't argue with that for £2 -11s- 9d It was after decimalisation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was after decimalisation What was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 19 minutes ago, Joker said: What was? When I bought that LP. So it couldnt be £2 -11s -9d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Joker said: Actually, the songs were by 'original' artists. K-Tel had the idea of packaging and advertising the albums on tv, and raking-in the dosh, a long time before the wankers at Virgin/Polygram/EMI etc. invented their Now That's What I Call Music franchise. I remember having an album of TOTP hits from the early 1970's, those were definitely played, sung and cunted about by faceless BBC session musicians. I bet Neil's got this one for Talking Beaver. It sounds like his sort of niche interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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