Penny Farthing Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: When you go for a piss, Pen, do you find yourself aiming your cock at the skidmarks in the toilet bowl as a result of spending so much fucking time on this website that you can no longer be bothered to leave your basement flat for a bottle of bleach? I envy you wolfie all you have to do to have a piss or shit is to open your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 18 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: When you go for a piss, Pen, do you find yourself aiming your cock at the skidmarks in the toilet bowl as a result of spending so much fucking time on this website that you can no longer be bothered to leave your basement flat for a bottle of bleach? I envy you wolfie all you have to do to have a piss or shit is to open your mouth. Come on Penelope, man up and answer the simple question. Every bloke worth his salt tries to piss off the skidders from his last humongous beer and pie fuelled dump. Surely you do the same? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Come on Penelope, man up and answer the simple question. Every bloke worth his salt tries to piss off the skidders from his last humongous beer and pie fuelled dump. Surely you do the same? Pardon Tucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Pardon Tucker? What a lovely thing to read when I'm eating lunch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What a lovely thing to read when I'm eating lunch. You would not believe that Stubby and me are best of friends away from the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: You would not believe that Stubby and me are best of friends away from the corner. The one thing I'd like to do in life that I regrettably haven't (as yet) is wrap my hands round your scrawny neck and strangle the fucking life out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The one thing I'd like to do in life that I regrettably haven't (as yet) is wrap my hands round your scrawny neck and strangle the fucking life out of you. You wouldn't stand a chance. You'd snap your thumbs on her Adam's apple. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: You wouldn't stand a chance. You'd snap your thumbs on her Adam's apple. Shocking stubble rash on my palms plus shes more like Giant Haystacks in his prime I'll give it a miss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The one thing I'd like to do in life that I regrettably haven't (as yet) is wrap my hands round your scrawny neck and strangle the fucking life out of you. Careful now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Careful now I've not officially retracted my statement of wanting to throttle the shite out of Pen until it stops twitching, however, my previous comment of not wanting to go up against a creature that makes the bride of sasquash look like a cute fluffy marmoset is clear for all to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've not officially retracted my statement of wanting to throttle the shite out of Pen until it stops twitching, however, my previous comment of not wanting to go up against a creature that makes the bride of sasquash look like a cute fluffy marmoset is clear for all to see. You'll find a way one day - electromagnetism or thermodynamics or some shit - follow your dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Come on Penelope, man up and answer the simple question. Every bloke worth his salt tries to piss off the skidders from his last humongous beer and pie fuelled dump. Surely you do the same? Pens, employed by Armitige Shanks for exactly that purpose. Allegedly due to having a bladder that has more psi than a Karcher power washer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 Just now, Roadkill said: You'll find a way one day - electromagnetism or thermodynamics or some shit - follow your dreams. I've virtually given up killa, she was one of the camp followers at the battle of Omdurman as commanded by General Sir Herbert Kitchener when he gave the mad Mahdi and the fuzzy wuzzies a right thrashing. Possible a prostitute for both sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Shocking stubble rash on my palms plus shes more like Giant Haystacks in his prime I'll give it a miss. Holly shit. That's Jewdy pre-wheelchair era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've virtually given up killa, she was one of the camp followers at the battle of Omdurman as commanded by General Sir Herbert Kitchener when he gave the mad Mahdi and the fuzzy wuzzies a right thrashing. Possible a prostitute for both sides. So you don't like bird watchers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Holly shit. That's Jewdy pre-wheelchair era. Soppy cunt. Judgie is the one on the left in his skinny days. I believe he received a reserve fisting, no lube, from pen shortly after this historic photo was taken. Wheelchair explained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: So you don't like bird watchers? You're no bird that's for sure: no tits but you do have a cock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You're no bird that's for sure: no tits but you do have a cock You getting ready for the BLM protest tomorrow Tucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Shocking stubble rash on my palms plus shes more like Giant Haystacks in his prime I'll give it a miss. That's Marjorie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 36 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Shocking stubble rash on my palms plus shes more like Giant Haystacks in his prime I'll give it a miss. Vangelis, the kebab years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What a lovely thing to read when I'm eating lunch. Did you have HP sauce with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Did you have HP sauce with it? Daddy's sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Daddy's sauce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 29 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Did you have HP sauce with it? What, on a green salad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Great for a fish supper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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