Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 When I want to watch the weather forecast on the television I’m now subjected to some mincing popinjay when I’m in the North or the unveiled stump of a severed arm of a rather plain woman when I’m in the South. Years ago weather presenters were bland and did their job.Cunts like Bert Ford were excellent and usually wrong which was entirely expected. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 I'll bet you were a big fan of Fred Talbot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll bet you were a big fan of Fred Talbot. I’ll bet you drive a Talbot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll bet you were a big fan of Fred Talbot. Is that the cunt who jumped around on a model UK moored in a harbour and unfortunately never fell off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blunt Cunt Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 Bert Ford.. wtf. I had to Google the cunt as I've never heard of him. Get over yourself EoP. You're clearly an old codger cunt and you're totally removed from the wants of present day society. I don't see anything wrong with some limbless cunt presenting the weather, what ever happened to equal opportunities? Does it turn you on when some gay cunt strapped like a horse presents the weather. Does it bring out the raging homo in you and make you run to the bathroom to knock one out with that micro penis of yours. Total cunt and useless post. Go and save the little energy you have you geriatric cunt and give your wife an orgasm. Ooops....I almost forgot....you have a micropenis and you can't sustain an erection long enough to take a piss let alone fuck your Mrs. What a complete cunt. Yours.... Blunt cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 I bet I know what's coming next......... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Blunt Cunt said: Bert Ford.. wtf. I had to Google the cunt as I've never heard of him. Get over yourself EoP. You're clearly an old codger cunt and you're totally removed from the wants of present day society. I don't see anything wrong with some limbless cunt presenting the weather, what ever happened to equal opportunities? Does it turn you on when some gay cunt strapped like a horse presents the weather. Does it bring out the raging homo in you and make you run to the bathroom to knock one out with that micro penis of yours. Total cunt and useless post. Go and save the little energy you have you geriatric cunt and give your wife an orgasm. Ooops....I almost forgot....you have a micropenis and you can't sustain an erection long enough to take a piss let alone fuck your Mrs. What a complete cunt. Yours.... Blunt cunt. Your language, comprehension and grammar are what I would expect of someone who keeps ferrets and abuses them. Peasant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 18 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your language, comprehension and grammar are what I would expect of someone who keeps ferrets and abuses them. Peasant. Indeed. He's the type who owns an allotment that he never grows anything on. Just leans his elbows on the waist-high fence and breathes loudly through his nose, constantly nodding his head to a tune only he can hear as he makes sure to make direct eye contact with every single passer by but never utters anything more than a guttural grunt of acknowledgement to anyone who greets him. A fucking weirdo, basically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: When I want the weather forecast on the television I’m now subjected to some mincing popinjay when I’m in the North or the unveiled stump of severed arm of a rather plain woman when I’m in the South. Years ago weather presenters were bland and did their job.Cunts like Bert Ford were excellent and usually wrong which was entirely expected. Fuck off. In addition, who gave the order for BBC weatherpersons to dress down when they do the Countryfile forecast? It’s really very distracting to see Schaferknacker or that Welsh rent boy in their man at C&A outfits. No middle ground in the Countryside. Surely it’s either full dress uniform, or it’s almost stark bollock naked, perhaps with Wellies and a belt made of baler twine. Suzanne Charlton would have obliged just to piss off her Dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 Remember that cunt who used to jump about a floating polystyrene map of the UK? It was on one of those shit This Morning type shows. I'm pretty sure he got done for noncing recently. The filthy beast of a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: In addition, who gave the order for BBC weatherpersons to dress down when they do the Countryfile forecast? It’s really very distracting to see Schaferknacker or that Welsh rent boy in their man at C&A outfits. No middle ground in the Countryside. Surely it’s either full dress uniform, or it’s almost stark bollock naked, perhaps with Wellies and a belt made of baler twine. Suzanne Charlton would have obliged just to piss off her Dad. Shafernacker sounds like a brand of pretzel, or an act performed by someone living an alternative lifestyle. Think Punker's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your language, comprehension and grammar are what I would expect of someone who keeps ferrets and abuses them. Peasant. It's not often you and I agree, but on this rare occasion you're absolutely right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 I don't know if this is down to the lockdown, the ageing process or the missus putting weird shit in my muesli but this morning for the first time in eons I was more interested in her witterings about the preciptation forecast for the Cornish Peninsular than I was in gazing at Carol Kirkwood's magnificent rack. Worrying times indeed...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 42 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I don't know if this is down to the lockdown, the ageing process or the missus putting weird shit in my muesli but this morning for the first time in eons I was more interested in her witterings about the preciptation forecast for the Cornish Peninsular than I was in gazing at Carol Kirkwood's magnificent rack. Worrying times indeed...... There's a pestilence on this land Jiggly. Duncan's horses have taken queer and Frau Rat has put a "NIL BY MOUTH" sign on her side of the bed. 🦿 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 13 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your language, comprehension and grammar are what I would expect of someone who keeps ferrets and abuses them. Peasant. No, no, don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't, no, don't be silly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: No, no, don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't, no, don't be silly... Why not? You a ferret? Or worse a keeper of the stinking, vicious fuckers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Why not? You a ferret? Or worse a keeper of the stinking, vicious fuckers? Ferret lives matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Gronda Gronda said: No, no, don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't, no, don't be silly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 16 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Shafernacker sounds like a brand of pretzel, or an act performed by someone living an alternative lifestyle. Think Punker's. That cunt fits perfectly into the current remit of the beeb,queer as a bottle of crisps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 27 minutes ago, Neil said: That cunt fits perfectly into the current remit of the beeb,queer as a bottle of crisps What type of crisps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 Helmet cheese & onion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 13 minutes ago, Neil said: Helmet cheese & onion Your favourite..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 57 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What type of crisps? Smeggy bacon or Pork sword scratchings. The choice is yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your favourite..... Along with the Gypsy, if I was forced to make a bet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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