Trucking Funt Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 She's finally snuffed it. She cost me 20 quid on my local pub's dead pool last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: She's finally snuffed it. She cost me 20 quid on my local pub's dead pool last year. I went to school with her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted June 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I went to school with her. My grandad gave her one in the dirt box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I went to school with her. Was she one of your brighter pupils? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was she one of your brighter pupils? Yes .. but now she has gone up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Throughout the polar regions, Eskimo butchers are singing about lack of variety. 'Whale Meat Again' 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Throughout the polar regions, Eskimo butchers are singing about lack of variety. 'Whale Meat Again' Awful. Even Gyps and Pen would be embarrassed to post such shite. Up your game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Awful. Even Gyps and Pen would be embarrassed to post such shite. Up your game. The two frolicking butterflies were Green-veived Whites Stubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: The two frolicking butterflies were Green-veived Whites Stubby What about the purple veined snake swinging under your floral skirt? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Awful. Even Gyps and Pen would be embarrassed to post such shite. Up your game. My uncle was at El Alamein, and she gave him and his mates a signed photo, when she entertained them. He was so proud of it, but he always was a daft cunt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: What about the purple veined snake swinging under your floral skirt? How original. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: What about the purple veined snake swinging under your floral skirt? There is just an old cunt there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What about the purple veined snake swinging under your floral skirt? Do correct the species on the butterfly shot Stubby please .. its a very good shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted June 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: My uncle was at El Alamein, and she gave him and his mates a signed photo, when she entertained them. He was so proud of it, but he always was a daft cunt. Fuck off. He should have been at the front. Typical French cowardice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I went to school with her. You were her teacher weren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: You were her teacher weren't you? Eric beat you to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Eric beat you to it. And he got a like for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And he got a like for it. 'It's what I do. I drink and I get likes.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 I wonder if they'll erect a statue of her in Dover? Or will some little white middle class fucking tart with a degree in social studies get offended because somewhere down the line she believes our Vera was racist? "I believe Ms Lynnn had a neighbour who had a black cat called "Nigger" and Ms Lynn used to feed the cat when her neighbour was out fighting fires during the blitz. If this isn't the actions of a racist then I don't know what is". Said Sara Palmer-Poomtang director of Racial harmony in the workplace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 No justice in the world when this rancid old trout gets to 103, yet Willie Thorne gets barely into his mid sixties. One made a good living bending over tables and handling wood to polite applause in dimly lit Working Men’s Clubs. The other cunt went bald at 30. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: No justice in the world when this rancid old trout gets to 103, yet Willie Thorne gets barely into his mid sixties. One made a good living bending over tables and handling wood to polite applause in dimly lit Working Men’s Clubs. The other cunt went bald at 30. Not just bald. Preternaturally shiny as well. Still, not as bad as the botched transplant horror show lurking beneath Jimmy Whites rug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not just bald. Preternaturally shiny as well. Still, not as bad as the botched transplant horror show lurking beneath Jimmy Whites rug. That’s no rug. Jimmy was the index patient for hair transplant surgery, and sadly due to a labelling error he has a monkey scrotum where his scalp should be. And while we are on the subject of sporting pricks with hair transplants, I bet Spudface Rooney is in deep mourning today, given I expect he spent his formative years imagining he was the meat in a Vera Lynn / Queen Mum sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 23 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: No justice in the world when this rancid old trout gets to 103, yet Willie Thorne gets barely into his mid sixties. One made a good living bending over tables and handling wood to polite applause in dimly lit Working Men’s Clubs. The other cunt went bald at 30. I didn't know Vera went bald at 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: My uncle was at El Alamein, and she gave him and his mates a signed photo, when she entertained them. He was so proud of it, but he always was a daft cunt. Fuck off. My great uncle was also a El Alamein but defiantly on the British side. Was you uncle with the 15th or 21st Panzer Division? 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I wonder if they'll erect a statue of her in Dover? Or will some little white middle class fucking tart with a degree in social studies get offended because somewhere down the line she believes our Vera was racist? "I believe Ms Lynnn had a neighbour who had a black cat called "Nigger" and Ms Lynn used to feed the cat when her neighbour was out fighting fires during the blitz. If this isn't the actions of a racist then I don't know what is". Said Sara Palmer-Poomtang director of Racial harmony in the workplace. My grampy had a black lab called nigger but there was no cunt to get offended by it in the 40s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: My great uncle was also a El Alamein but defiantly on the British side. Was you uncle with the 15th or 21st Panzer Division? My grampy had a black lab called nigger but there was no cunt to get offended by it in the 40s I think they had other things on their minds back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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