camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: John Conteh couldn't knock my fucking nan out. He's a dirty scouse cunt. You're obviously a connisoir of the noble art Mr Funt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Watching UFC 1 at the mo. Some fat cunt just got his head kicked in so hard he's blind in one eye and the cunt who kicked him has teeth embedded in his foot. Remember 'Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Wrestling'? Some cunt told Dennis Rodman to stop bullying people, Rodman replied: "who's gonna stop me?", Butterbean just looked at him and raised an eyebrow. You could hear the black cunts stomach trying not to shit itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Remember 'Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Wrestling'? Some cunt told Dennis Rodman to stop bullying people, Rodman replied: "who's gonna stop me?", Butterbean just looked at him and raised an eyebrow. You could hear the black cunts stomach trying not to shit itself. Butterbean was a the boxing equivalent of the Harlem Globetrotters. He was a joke. If you put him in with any of the top 10 heavyweights, they would used him as a human punch bag. He was a fucking novelty. My brother thought he was the dogs bollocks, went on about him all the time. That's why we locked him in the attic. Sometimes, on a still night you can hear him moaning. Bobcat Goldthwaite is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Butterbean was a the boxing equivalent of the Harlem Globetrotters. He was a joke. If you put him in with any of the top 10 heavyweights, they would used him as a human punch bag. He was a fucking novelty. My brother thought he was the dogs bollocks, went on about him all the time. That's why we locked him in the attic. Sometimes, on a still night you can hear him moaning. Bobcat Goldthwaite is a cunt would you, or any of your imaginary 'bare knuckle' relatives have gone toe to toe with him and lasted longer than 30 seconds? No. You wouldn't have. He may be a big fat cunt, but possessed of a sledgehammer punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: would you, or any of your imaginary 'bare knuckle' relatives have gone toe to toe with him and lasted longer than 30 seconds? No. You wouldn't have. He may be a big fat cunt, but possessed of a sledgehammer punch. Do you like Daaags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 Just now, Last Cunt Standing said: Do you like Daaags? I do actually. And caaats, and hedgehoooogs. Do you like Koaaaalas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 Drop Bears are dangerous Eric. Never forget that. Little bastards’ll have yer eye out, even a rough chap like you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 57 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Drop Bears are dangerous Eric. Never forget that. Little bastards’ll have yer eye out, even a rough chap like you. SAYS WHO!? I'll do any cunt! Even some vicious little eucalyptus pissing bastard! EEEEUUUURRGH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: SAYS WHO!? I'll do any cunt! Even some vicious little eucalyptus pissing bastard! EEEEUUUURRGH!! Eric, your sleep pattern is atrocious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 58 minutes ago, Eddie said: Eric, your sleep pattern is atrocious... Yes. I'll bear that in mind next time you tell me that at 6am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. I'll bear that in mind next time you tell me that at 6am. Eric you've been up all night, I am worried you've been buying coke from that greasy student rent boy bill stickers. I would advise you to read the exchange between the fake doctor bragging about ripping off his elderly patients so he can service his car and the gypo over on the other channel, you will be asleep in a heart beat... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Eric you've been up all night, I am worried you've been buying coke from that greasy student rent boy bill stickers. I would advise you to read the exchange between the fake doctor bragging about ripping off his elderly patients so he can service his car and the gypo over on the other channel, you will be asleep in a heart beat... A broken tooth, combined with a broken head. It's not good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Butterbean was a the boxing equivalent of the Harlem Globetrotters. He was a joke. If you put him in with any of the top 10 heavyweights, they would used him as a human punch bag. He was a fucking novelty. My brother thought he was the dogs bollocks, went on about him all the time. That's why we locked him in the attic. Sometimes, on a still night you can hear him moaning. Bobcat Goldthwaite is a cunt If you ever slag off Bobcat Goldthwaite again, I'll fucking slit your throat. He made police academy worthwhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: would you, or any of your imaginary 'bare knuckle' relatives have gone toe to toe with him and lasted longer than 30 seconds? No. You wouldn't have. He may be a big fat cunt, but possessed of a sledgehammer punch. I'd fight Butterbean now. Quick kick to the crutches and let gravity do the rest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'd fight Butterbean now. Quick kick to the crutches and let gravity do the rest. And then you would wake up in a daze. That big fat baldy cunt might be fat, but try him. I wouldn't. A knockout machine. There's a reason he's the highest paid bouncer in the USA. The reason is he's hard as granite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: would you, or any of your imaginary 'bare knuckle' relatives have gone toe to toe with him and lasted longer than 30 seconds? No. You wouldn't have. He may be a big fat cunt, but possessed of a sledgehammer punch. I'm not talking about my family I'm talking about pro boxers. Look at his record. And what the fuck do you mean "my imaginary bare knuckle relatives"? When I have mentioned bare knuckle fighting? And slit my throat will ya? Yeah I'd love to see you try big man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And then you would wake up in a daze. That big fat baldy cunt might be fat, but try him. I wouldn't. A knockout machine. There's a reason he's the highest paid bouncer in the USA. The reason is he's hard as granite. Ten years ago maybe. He's all fucked up now and running a bunch of BBQ bars hasn't helped. Saw him a few months ago on a documentary about all the dodgy shit going on backstage at professional wrestling events - his fighting days are done: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Ten years ago maybe. He's all fucked up now and running a bunch of BBQ bars hasn't helped. Saw him a few months ago on a documentary about all the dodgy shit going on backstage at professional wrestling events - his fighting days are done: It just winds me up when people say what a good fighter he was. He was put in against no hopers or washed up bums for 4 rounders. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It just winds me up when people say what a good fighter he was. He was put in against no hopers or washed up bums for 4 rounders. He was a novelty act and good at it but that's all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, Roadkill said: He was a novelty act and good at it but that's all. It's like putting the Harlem Globetrotters in with the Boston Celtics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's like putting the Harlem Globetrotters in with the Boston Celtics. I don't know what either of those things are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 42 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I don't know what either of those things are... Anyway; Vera Lynn. Poor thing dying. She had her whole life ahead of her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 57 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Anyway; Vera Lynn. Poor thing dying. She had her whole life ahead of her. Yeah. RIP Vera. Now.... what were we talking about. Oh that’s it... Wanking off Nigerians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Anyway; Vera Lynn. Poor thing dying. She had her whole life ahead of her. The best always die young. She could still kick the shit out of Butterbean though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: The best always die young. She could still kick the shit out of Butterbean though. 'White' Cliffy Dover would have beat the crap out of him. She sang a song about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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