Penny Farthing Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Similar to sangria. Its lovely. I have just been trying it without the lemonade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You've got a rather high opinion of your clout pal if you think your pillow talk forced the evil cows hand into releasing the Spaken. Next time you're sticking in to her make sure you're the one handing out the donkey punch and really put your weight behind it. Speak to Neil re disposal tips. I am currently working on the release of decimus, you know none of you look like I imagined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: I am currently working on the release of decimus, you know none of you look like I imagined. Next time you are back-scuttling the bitch, ask her to show you the pics of Eric at the seaside, and all the fishes fucking off. p.s: activate your messenger, you fat cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Next time you are back-scuttling the bitch, ask her to show you the pics of Eric at the seaside, and all the fishes fucking off. p.s: activate your messenger, you fat cunt. I will send you bill stickers LinkedIn profile pic, you will piss yourself at the monobrow weakling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: I will send you bill stickers LinkedIn profile pic, you will piss yourself at the monobrow weakling. Quincy's was bad enough. The customer reviews of his letting agency are priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Quincy's was bad enough. The customer reviews of his letting agency are priceless. I had 72 hours of him trying to sell me a basement flat in Jaywick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I had 72 hours of him trying to sell me a basement lat in Jaywick. Pen, you forgot the 'F'. You know, f, as in fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Pen, you forgot the 'F'. You know, f, as in fuck off. Sorry I will put it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 4 hours ago, Eddie said: I am currently working on the release of decimus, you know none of you look like I imagined. Indeed. Eric's black, rattys a yid and I'm a chink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 4 hours ago, Eddie said: I will send you bill stickers LinkedIn profile pic, you will piss yourself at the monobrow weakling. Any details on an exciting wood business? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Any details on an exciting wood business? 'Exiting' doesn't have a 'c' in it. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Indeed. Eric's black, rattys a yid and I'm a chink I once fucked a black bird. There were feathers everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Quincy's was bad enough. The customer reviews of his letting agency are priceless. I have had a look at another one of his properties and bought it .. a cottage in Wales. Needs some minor work done to bring it up to date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 27 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Indeed. Eric's black, rattys a yid and I'm a chink Mel Gibson's no more antisemitic than I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I once fucked a black bird. There were feathers everywhere. I once derailed a mallard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 23 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have had a look at another one of his properties and bought it .. a cottage in Wales. Needs some minor work done to bring it up to date. Lock keepers round house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lock keepers round house. I have actually been inside this before they bricked the doorway up. Its got a mains water supply but no floors roof or electric but there is a pub about quarter of a mile away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 39 minutes ago, ratcum said: I once derailed a mallard Being quoted by Ratty is like being given a bunch of flowers by your rapist. This is a Frankie Boyle thread now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 9 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have actually been inside this before they bricked the doorway up. Its got a mains water supply but no floors roof or electric but there is a pub about quarter of a mile away. Was that when it was first built? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 18 hours ago, Eddie said: I will send you bill stickers LinkedIn profile pic, you will piss yourself at the monobrow weakling. Currently reading his Twitter profile "ethical tattooist in Peckham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I once fucked a black bird. There were feathers everywhere. You're supposed to wrap sellotape round them first. Fucking amateur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 On 21/06/2020 at 15:44, Ape™️ said: Bean wanker. ApeTM You know about this sort of thing. I have got one of those spinner things .. there is a little crack and one of the weights keeps flying out. What do you think is the best way to repair the crack UHU or, hot melt glue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: ApeTM You know about this sort of thing. I have got one of those spinner things .. there is a little crack and one of the weights keeps flying out. What do you think is the best way to repair the crack UHU or, hot melt glue? 24 hr epoxy. It's the only way to be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: 24 hr epoxy. It's the only way to be sure. Aar all dite then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 24 hr epoxy. It's the only way to be sure. Aliphatic double bond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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