Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Cunts who cover their meals with revolting red or brown “sauces” are usually from working class communities or deprived backgrounds and inevitably they are educationally sub normal. All sauces should be homemade such as Bearnaise or Hollandaise. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cunts who cover their meals with revolting red or brown “sauces” are usually from working class communities or deprived backgrounds and inevitably they are educationally sub normal. All sauces should be homemade such as Bearnaise or Hollandaise. Fuck off. How do you feel about a quick squirt of the Chef's Special Sauce - hand delivered? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: How do you feel about a quick squirt of the Chef's Special Sauce - hand delivered? I would think your dining room (kitchen) table is permanently covered in plastic sauce bottles.... lol. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 39 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cunts who cover their meals with revolting red or brown “sauces” are usually from working class communities or deprived backgrounds and inevitably they are educationally sub normal. All sauces should be homemade such as Bearnaise or Hollandaise. Fuck off. This is identical to your recent nomination: 'cunts who put sauce bottle on the table' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is identical to your recent nomination: 'cunts who put sauce bottle on the table' I didn’t do that nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I didn’t do that nomination. Yes you fucking did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 49 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cunts who cover their meals with revolting red or brown “sauces” are usually from working class communities or deprived backgrounds and inevitably they are educationally sub normal. All sauces should be homemade such as Bearnaise or Hollandaise. Fuck off. Your Alzheimer’s is getting worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 You stupid fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 There are 57 reasons that you would insert a sauce bottle up your 'arris Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Your Alzheimer’s is getting worse. I’ve been drinking since I left the golf club at 14.00h. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You stupid fucking idiot. What sort of sauce do you smother your beans in ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Do you like Gentleman's Relish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Do you like Gentleman's Relish? I make my own.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I make my own.... I thought you might. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 19 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I make my own.... I bet you relish the thought of swallowing another gentleman's sauce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 20 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I make my own.... Earl Ape I have met a someone who drinks chilled red wine mixed with lemonade, how do I broach a subject as sensitive as this? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Earl Ape I have met a someone who drinks chilled red wine mixed with lemonade, how do I broach a subject as sensitive as this? Knife them with the shattered remains of the bottle and leave the body to rot with a pig's head in an abandoned car to contaminate any potential evidence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Earl Ape I have met a someone who drinks chilled red wine mixed with lemonade, how do I broach a subject as sensitive as this? Be very careful Ed as the person I think you’re referring to is firearms trained and may be packing heat. (probably a Heckler and Koch in an under arm holster). She’s also well known for her own hair trigger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Earl Ape I have met a someone who drinks chilled red wine mixed with lemonade, how do I broach a subject as sensitive as this? Wine is for girls and poofs. If a man walks into a pub and orders a glass of wine, everybody present immediately assumes he's a gay cunt or a web designer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 On 19/06/2020 at 18:57, Earl of Punkape said: I make my own.... Does the process of manufacture involve fermenting the main ingredient in your cavernous shit pipe for several days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 On 19/06/2020 at 18:46, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve been drinking since I left the golf club at 14.00h. I stand corrected. Your alcoholism is affecting your Alzheimer’s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: I stand corrected. Your alcoholism is affecting your Alzheimer’s. Who are you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Does the process of manufacture involve fermenting the main ingredient in your cavernous shit pipe for several days? Are beans involved in your sexual arrangements at home? Please supply details and camera work for your friends on Cuntscorner.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: I stand corrected. Your alcoholism is affecting your Alzheimer’s. His Alzheimers is affecting is alcoholism. He forgets he's pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are beans involved in your sexual arrangements at home? Please supply details and camera work for your friends on Cuntscorner.... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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